A Mascara Rant
by Paige Delaney D'Winter
Dear Loreal,
I was very excited by the photos that you advertise with about the new Carbon Black Voluminous mascara. So pretty! So feathery soft! So thick and full! I raced right out to buy a tube, since I was almost out of my last brand.
Oh, what a disappointed face had I! I applied your product to my thin lashes and behold! I had Tarantula Lashes. The mascara was so thick, so sludgy. It was like applying black spackle to my lashes. Gloppy and clumpy, my lashes reminded me of those photos you see, the ones of birds being rescued from oil spills.
I tried not to panic, as I grabbed the brush from my almost gone Max Factor mascara. I was able to groom my lashes out, to separate them and remove half of the glop you have so readily provided. It was a vast improvement!
Not wanting to waste the cash I had spent on your product, I continue to use it. If I scrape the brush down every time I pull it from the tube, then use an old brush from a dried out mascara to comb through my lashes, your product is somewhat acceptable.
Perhaps it is a bad batch. Perhaps you simply loathe my existence. Perhaps your company is run by spiteful, evil robots from Saturn. We shall never know. I do know, however, that I dislike this mascara line. It should be stabbed, burned, dunked in acid, THEN buried in cement.
Sincerely yours,
Paige



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What was the dior mascara that was amazing?


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