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    Default So apparently im sleeping with half the male staff...

    LMAO I was just informed im sleeping with one of the DJs at my home club, along with three of the door men and one of the bar staff... yea umm... wow... ahaha ... for a girl who hasnt been laid in forever I sure get around

    I wonder if I can ask the owner for a raise.. I mean I am keeping his male staff sexually satisfied...

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    Default Re: So apparently im sleeping with half the male staff...

    i <3 finding out about things i do from other people. i apparently have this whole fantastic naughty life i never knew about.

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    Cally, I just knew it...

    To be fair, you should give the waitresses a go as well...

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    You should start sleeping with the dancers, too. If you're going to sleep with one half of the club, might as well sleep with the other half as well. Then you should definitely ask for a raise.
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    LMAO!!! Well I have slept with a couple of the dancers Goodness rumors drive me crazy lol

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    Dammit Cally, quit being so damn greedy with the staff! You need to share them with the rest of us (well, the hot ones).

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    Well Ginger get your ass up here and i'll stop my whorin around and i'll just whore with you

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    Ha! Isn't it exciting finding out how much fun other people think you have? Some people get pissed about rumors, I however LOVE hearing about who I'm supposedly fucking.

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    Default Re: So apparently im sleeping with half the male staff...

    The same rumour went around when I was working in retail. I only slept with one guy there LOL that seemed to give people poetic licence to turn one into like 20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    Well Ginger get your ass up here and i'll stop my whorin around and i'll just whore with you
    *Books flight as quickly as possible*

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    *Books flight as quickly as possible*
    Tease

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    HA..I KNEW you were a slut!!!!


    oh wait...I was HOPING you were...yeah..that was it...dammit...

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    LMAO!! Shhh dont tell everyone my shameful slutty secrets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    LMAO I was just informed im sleeping with one of the DJs at my home club, along with three of the door men and one of the bar staff... yea umm... wow... ahaha ... for a girl who hasnt been laid in forever I sure get around

    I wonder if I can ask the owner for a raise.. I mean I am keeping his male staff sexually satisfied...
    WHORE!
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    Whore.
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    OMG...I knew it..but now it has been confirmed!!!! LOL

    You should be ashamed of yourself...sleeping with all those men...what about the women???

    I am not even going to ask...cause I am supposed to be MOM...and you dont discuss things like that with your Mom!!
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    So, Cally....is your club hiring?
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    Meh, it just means you're doing something right

    SLUT!

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    Default Re: So apparently im sleeping with half the male staff...

    I think you should dance to that song "Do I look like a slut?" by Avenue D. That'd be hilarious.

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    Default Re: So apparently im sleeping with half the male staff...

    lol, well apparently, I'm sleeping with the shot girl!

    she's been telling everyone (but me) how she wants to jump my bones.. lol. Although, she's pretty hot. lol. I've never been 'all the way' with a girl, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed! haha

    Rumors are funny to me.

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    Default Re: So apparently im sleeping with half the male staff...

    *cries*
    i thought you said you videotape those sexcapades for me?!
    you ho!

    Love it!

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    hahahahaha. At least you have a sense of humor about it. Which probably confuses the hell out of the person that's saying all that.

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