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    Default Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail!

    Just saw this on Fox News while flipping through the channels, but I couldn't find any links on the internet yet.

    I wonder how that's going to go for her?

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    It's about damned time.
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    Default Re: Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail!

    I'll be surprised if she gets locked up. She manages to weasel her way out of everything.



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    LMFAO.

    "Hey bitch, don't hurt me, I'll do yer nails...or something."


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    I dunno...they're reporting that the judge said she gets no alternative jail and no electronic monitoring. Should be interesting to see what happens there.

    She's supposed to report June 5th.

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    I bet they don't make prison sandals in her size.

    LOL, I hope she doesn't get some hoity-toity place like Martha Stewart if she does go.



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    Ha! I love it.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    LMFAO.

    "Hey bitch, don't hurt me, I'll do yer nails...or something."


    Or maybe "Please don't sell me for smokes. I'll um... like, let you be seen with me in public when you get out?"
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    I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to send in one of her look alikes to do the time for her.

    Ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Or maybe "Please don't sell me for smokes. I'll um... like, let you be seen with me in public when you get out?"
    "Or you could just smoke me instead bitch! I'm small enough! Just don't mind the blisters, my Valtrex ran out "

    LOL.

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    "Like, no way! What do you mean I can't get my orange jumpsuit made by Prada?"
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    Default Re: Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail!

    But will there be a reality show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    But will there be a reality show?

    I WILL stab a mofo if there is. Seriously.
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    http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story...&IssueID=30046

    Jail time is only recommended. Not official been decided yet.



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    Ah, just found that but you beat me to it!

    Sad thing is that celebrities think they're too good to serve jail time or honor probations. They think it should all be weaseled out of or ignored because their "famous". Bullshit! Maybe they'd actually learn from their stupid behavior like most of the world does when they do something that merits jail time.

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    She isnt going to jail and neither is Nicole Richie. People like that never have to take responsibility for their actions

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail!

    That's hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story...&IssueID=30046

    Jail time is only recommended. Not official been decided yet.
    Then count Fox News as WRONG. They said for sure she was going to jail.

    Here's their link, though:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269890,00.html

    Edit: CNN has it on their site, too.

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

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    ^^^How strange! I wonder what's going on?


    (And Fox News is evil.)



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    I know they are. It's just the one I happened to see it on and I figured they couldn't screw up something that was entertainment news.

    If CNN has it on their site, though, it's got to be right.

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    Wow..I seriously hope the CNN one is right and she goes to jail. It would make me smile....if she thought the farm was hard....hahahahahaha

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail!

    C'mon, we're in America here. Rich and famous people rarely have to go to jail. Especially not for things like parole violation.

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    Dammit red, stop raining on our parade!

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    Yes! I want to think she can't buy her way out of this one! It'll be waaaaaaaaaay too much fun!

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