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    White, just had to let you know, you are now someone what of a celebrity/urban stripper legend.

    Last night it went like this....

    "Oh my god, did you hear about the girl at Babes who fell off the pole? She broke her vagina!" (How does one break a vag? anyway...it goes on)
    "Yes! I heard she had to have it stitched back together!"
    "She was doing some crazy amazing pole trick and some dumb bitch used lotion, she should sue!"

    Then later....
    "Hey, are you putting lotion on?"
    other girl "yah."
    "What the f*ck? You want us to end up like that poor girl at Babes? Go wipe that shit off!"

    So White....tah dah! At the expense of your poor kitty and pocket book, you are now infamous. :\

    How are you feeling by the way? Any better? When are you able to go back to work?




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    omg that is horrible!

    I haven't really shared this story before, BUT... I seen a girl do a bubble bath show, she tipped water all over the stage, stood up to slide accross the stage, legs opened, cracked vagina on pole, walked off stage bleeding like crazy at the end of her show.... ALL OF THIS DURING A COMPETITION!

    Lesson = DO NOT USE WATER, OIL, LOTION, TANNERS THAT CONTAIN OIL BASED INGREDIENTS! IT IS FUCKING DANGEROUS!

    also if by chance your club has a massage lady, get your back massage @ the end of the night and wipe the oil off the areas you have it on you! IT FUCKING HURTS WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR ASS IN 6INCH SHOES ONTO A TILE STAGE!!
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    Thank you for everyone who e-mailed me it was something to do while i had a dr.Pepper can between the legs for a week. But the good news is The stitches are gone and all that is left is two really cool scars! Not like anyone will see them but hey they're there! I will be back at work this weekend and maybe not as frisky on the pole as usual but still on the ball. And for those still confused on how it happened it went like this........i climed the pole but not very high maybe two or three feet above the stage and went into standard see saw position holding on to the pole with my inner thighs in a sitting up straight position. I then grabbed the pole about my belly and pulled my legs off the pole split possition (No pun intended) as my body got further away from the pole i began to loose my grip. (lotion or something on the pole) Quickly I tried to land my butt on the stage to keep from hitting the pole and instead hit the base of the pole with all my weight. Then i rolled over tried to smile since the song was almost over got up and walked off stage. Thankfully i wasn't bleeding till the bathroom so no one saw. As for the actual stitching part. One sugestion. DON"T EVER GO THROUGH IT!

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    I hope you feel better

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    I remember at one club they had a sign that said no lotion or oil strippers with broken legs don't make money.
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    Damn that pisses me off. So sorry for your owie, glad you're doing better. Aside from the fact that these bitches are putting everyone in danger...how about the fact that customers DON'T want shit on them. Trust me the lotion/oil isn't making you look any better...it's making you an ASS!!

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    Glad your kitty is ok babe- thanks for this post!!! I don't do much pole work because I worked with a beautiful girl (she even posed in playboy) who fell face first down the pole and smashed her whole mouth.


    BTW- for those that wipe down the pole before their set, it can be done in a sexy way... start at chest hight, push the towel up as high as you can reach with both hands, then go all the way down bending at the waist, and scrub a little as you come back up.

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