White, just had to let you know, you are now someone what of a celebrity/urban stripper legend.
Last night it went like this....
"Oh my god, did you hear about the girl at Babes who fell off the pole? She broke her vagina!" (How does one break a vag? anyway...it goes on)
"Yes! I heard she had to have it stitched back together!"
"She was doing some crazy amazing pole trick and some dumb bitch used lotion, she should sue!"
Then later....
"Hey, are you putting lotion on?"
other girl "yah."
"What the f*ck? You want us to end up like that poor girl at Babes? Go wipe that shit off!"
So White....tah dah! At the expense of your poor kitty and pocket book, you are now infamous. :\
How are you feeling by the way? Any better? When are you able to go back to work?



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Thank you for everyone who e-mailed me it was something to do while i had a dr.Pepper can between the legs for a week. But the good news is The stitches are gone and all that is left is two really cool scars! Not like anyone will see them but hey they're there! I will be back at work this weekend and maybe not as frisky on the pole as usual but still on the ball. And for those still confused on how it happened it went like this........i climed the pole but not very high maybe two or three feet above the stage and went into standard see saw position holding on to the pole with my inner thighs in a sitting up straight position. I then grabbed the pole about my belly and pulled my legs off the pole split possition (No pun intended) as my body got further away from the pole i began to loose my grip. (lotion or something on the pole) Quickly I tried to land my butt on the stage to keep from hitting the pole and instead hit the base of the pole with all my weight. Then i rolled over tried to smile since the song was almost over got up and walked off stage. Thankfully i wasn't bleeding till the bathroom so no one saw. As for the actual stitching part. One sugestion. DON"T EVER GO THROUGH IT!



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