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    Default I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    I left a maxi pad in too long as I slept for 10 hours straight, and I think I feel a yeast infection coming on. I've been drinking kefir (super-yogurt minus the sugary crap) like mad to replenish my natural flora, and I peeled a clove of garlic and stuck it up my twat. Hehe, I must taste like pizza. I wonder if I stink, hehe.

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    How lovely

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    Has anyone else ever tried this? Does it work?

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    Yea I tried it. It worked for me. However if its really bad like a full blown YI I try to get a OTC treatment instead. I might suggest that when youre done with the garlic (dont cook with it - jk) wash your pink pocket out pretty well to rid yourself of the garlic smell and taste.
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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    Hmm....from the title of this thread, I was anticipating a story about a night of freaky/vegetable/drunken night of sex gone wrong....either that or one where you got something stuck in you after a toy party!
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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    hahah garlic in ur tootie?? does it hurt? does it burn? sorry bout the infection, i tend to get them fairly often.. hope it gets better! xoxo

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    ^^ hahaha No it doesn't hurt or burn.
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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    I'm not going to wash out my vaggie, as it'll further disrupt my vaginal flora. I wonder if can get my boyfriend to go down me a few days after I recover...

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    I'm not going to wash out my vaggie, as it'll further disrupt my vaginal flora. I wonder if can get my boyfriend to go down me a few days after I recover...
    Hey, garlic is actually a smell I love...who knows?! lol
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    Ouch...sounds like that would burn...I'd be too scared to try that one...good luck.
    Last edited by Mily; 05-06-2007 at 11:05 PM.



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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    I haven't done it personally, but yeah it should work.



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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    never tried that, but the one day treatments work really well for me.

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    So how do you get it back out once you're ready to take it out?

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    You can thread a piece of string through it or just dig it out.
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    that's your flaw
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    Hmm. Might try it tonight.

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    wash your pink pocket out pretty well
    Pink pocket. Lol.

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    Wow, the itching and redness is already gone. I don't know if this was a yeast infection yet or not. I get them so often that I can feel them coming.

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    ^^^ me too... ugh, i hate it... at least we can prevent them better.

    btw... best-thread-title-ever!!!

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    lol never knew this trick.....but i dont think i am brave enough to try it either

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    It's actually less irritating than the Monistat stuff, as well as not drippy or oozy.

    I think it's really funny how it's being retained in the loop of my NuvaRing.

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    DO THIS GIRLS!!!!

    It works SO well--one time I had a VERY bad infection so I thought "well this time I'll go for OTC stuff instead" and it did not work after the whole 3-day course, and I put the garlic in then, and IMMEDIATE improvement.


    Just don't slice the garlic open, it will not burn, promise.

    You can attatch a string to it to pull it out, but I just let it fall out on its own.

    It works so well and it's empowering to not have to spend $15+ on messy disgusting OTC stuff.

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    this works very well. i do it allll the time!

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    I did it last night and just scooped it out this morning. After 7 days of OTC treatment with no cure, this worked in 12 hours.

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    Garlic is the SHIZNIT! Even works w/ ear infections....just take the garlic supplements as followed by mouth, and before you go to sleep, cut one of the vitamins open and sqeeze the oil into the infected ear.



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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    TigersMilk, you crack me up with yer euphemisms for teh dirty bits. Pink pocket...balloon knot... LOL

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