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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    as far as thinking this thread was going to be about veggie sex, why the fuck haven't we had one of those threads yet...i mean we got everything else lol

    I heard you can do lemon btw for Bacterial infections, never tried it myself..seems a lil scarey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    I heard you can do lemon btw for Bacterial infections, never tried it myself..seems a lil scarey
    I'm too scared to try that. I think tea tree oil on a tampon might be better for a bacterial infection.

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    ^ does that work?

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    I have nothing to say in this thread except that I love the title!!!!

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    Garlic works! Spread the word! (It doesn't hurt unless the skin of the garlic is somehow broken, and even then it's a minor sting.)

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    what about the stuff soaked on a tampon

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    They say to poke the tampon out of the applicator a bit, cover it with a bit of KY, drip some tea tree oil on the tip, retract the tampon back into the applicator, and use the tampon. Some put a few drops in water, soak a sea sponge in it, and insert it.

    The garlic seemed to work for me. No pain, and my pussy is nice and wet like it usually is rather than dry, itchy, burning, and red.

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    what about the stuff soaked on a tampon
    It works.



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    Garlic totally works!! It doesn't burn either. Just peel off the papery outside of the clove without puncturing the skin and slide it in about 2 knuckles deep. You don't need a string but some women feel safer with it. I'd be too worried that it would constrict the clove and make the juices leak out. Some women cut the toe off an old stocking and put the clove inside that, then insert it leaving the excess stocking hanging out. It's not really necessary though. I've tried it and it's hard to get it in that way since it's fabric and not smooth.
    It's a bit uncomfortable putting it in and squeezing it out the next morning but much more comfy than sliding one of those cream filled plastic applicators in for 7 days. I find that the OTC creams burn my vulva way more than garlic.
    I find that only one night of garlic doesn't totally work for me though. I do it 3 nights in a row. As long as you're not shoving your twat in someone's face, the smell isn't really noticeable. And it fades in a day or two. Wash with a natural unscented soap, like Tom's of Maine.

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    Man I wish I knew about this bacterial infection cure a LONG time ago. I get them easy when .swear to god...the weather changes lol .. like right now. And I dont go to the DR for it ( it's usually not like bad, just enough where I can tell ) the pills make me ill.

    Humph... tea tree oil ..just on the tip of the tampon? I use Ob's..so like the entire thing you think? or wait I can't do that then it'll be HUGE and i can't get it in..

    how long or often do you do that

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    I'm bringing this back!! It should be a stickie!!

    Ok, I'm on a week of amoxicillan and you know what's starting to happen! So I just shoved a clove up there. Not sure how deep, I just pushed it back like I would an applicatorless tampon.

    Wish my twat good luck everyone! Looks like I won't be breaking my celibacy in the next few days, lol!

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    That's hilarious!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    I left a maxi pad in too long as I slept for 10 hours straight, and I think I feel a yeast infection coming on. I've been drinking kefir (super-yogurt minus the sugary crap) like mad to replenish my natural flora, and I peeled a clove of garlic and stuck it up my twat. Hehe, I must taste like pizza. I wonder if I stink, hehe.

    Fuckin hilarious. LOL Hope you get better soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    I'm bringing this back!! It should be a stickie!!

    Ok, I'm on a week of amoxicillan and you know what's starting to happen! So I just shoved a clove up there. Not sure how deep, I just pushed it back like I would an applicatorless tampon.

    Wish my twat good luck everyone! Looks like I won't be breaking my celibacy in the next few days, lol!

    Hehe Katrine....I agree: a guy would be more than a little alarmed if he discovered it in there (without a warning, that is).
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    It seems to have worked. This morning, no burning, and my vagcharge is normal and thin. I stuck another clove up there just to make sure the PH is restored. Or perhaps I just enjoy sticking things up there since I havn't had any dick. Either way, I don't feel it and its often good to take the multi-day treatments for YI medicines, so I'm using that concept.

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    Sorry to bring back an old thread, but I shoved one up way too deep.

    *sigh* I have an assistant who tried to scoop it out for me but to no avail so I hope my PC muscles will do the trick before work tonight at least.

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    Next time, use a large clove and thread a piece of dental floss through it for an anchor.

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    ^^Yea that works much better.

    TMI but it does scent your nanna with garlic.
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Sorry to bring back an old thread, but I shoved one up way too deep.

    *sigh* I have an assistant who tried to scoop it out for me but to no avail so I hope my PC muscles will do the trick before work tonight at least.
    This happened to me once. Just keep digging! And push too.

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    Or wait 2/3 days and run and cough a whole lot! That's usually what I aim for when I put one up there...It WILL come out.

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    Yeah. I've had to use PC muscles, too.

    I've, uh, heard you could, uh... masturbate it out...

    not that I'd really know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nekogirl View Post
    Yeah. I've had to use PC muscles, too.

    I've, uh, heard you could, uh... masturbate it out...

    not that I'd really know...
    LOL! Best advice.

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    Default Re: I have a clove of garlic up my twat

    my vajayjay was feeling a bit itchy the past couple of days so I just put in a clove of garlic. I can't wait to feel better! how long should i keep it in there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    my vajayjay was feeling a bit itchy the past couple of days so I just put in a clove of garlic. I can't wait to feel better! how long should i keep it in there?
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    Like I said I usually try to leave it in as long as it will stay, that way I don't have to...do it again everyday/tie a string which is annoying.

    Sorry boyfriend!!

    Is it just me or is that mental lift I feel when it's in there for real?

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