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    I have 2 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two each time you felt hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out of the door.

    Stupid b*tch... why else would I buy dog food????




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    Default Re: Australian joke

    The question was a bit silly but maybe, i dunno the lady was just trying to make conversation and be friendly.

    Whoa I dunno I would have just said yes and started talking about my dog probably.

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    Default Re: Australian joke

    Wow. I like to be a random asshole to people too! It's great when people are blatently rude to each other! It makes me wet in my panties.
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    Ah.. you both missed the point... the whole story is the joke. Duh!

    Yes I have heard this one before that is why I knew the whole story is a joke.


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    Default Re: Australian joke

    Oh I was wondering what the title "Australian joke" meant.

    Dont mind me I often dont get jokes or sarcasm hehe.

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    Default Re: Australian joke

    Actually I think Mast actually told this story in a check out line once, although I could be wrong.


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    ^^^Works? What eating dog food, lol? Um, what do you mean CRB s-:

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    CRB wants to know if you actually ACTED OUT the story in real life if it would get the same reaction ....


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    So f*#king silly to me

    Sorry girl just not funny

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