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    Default Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    I am just venting, ladies and need to hear other sob stories yada, yada, yada....you all know the drill!!!!! Last Saturday some twat stole my freakin' makeup bag! The whole thing! I look on the bright side and I tell myself..."U know what I seriously needed to buy new makeup anyway, most of the crap that I had in there was way old and needed to be replaced, but the thing that really pissed me off is that I had my brand new perfume and body butter in that bag...and it was a secret scent that I kept to myself that came from my store (the guys LLLOOOVVEEE IT!!!)....NEVER told the other girls what it was. Now some twat has my shit!!! That's like stealing a whole outfit!!! I've had shit stolen from me before, don't get me wrong when I first started...but I was doing such a good job of keeping my shit in check...it has been A WHILE and then this happened!! I had to take all the money that I made that night and buy all new makeup and replace the perfume of course...which added up to about $300!!! I've been thinking about getting a makeup case with a lock on it, but just opted for getting a solid bag (the one that was stolen was clear) and being EXTRA EXTRA cautious. What do you ladies do to keep your makeup, etc., in check? Do you think this chick will wear my stuff at work....cuz I can smell that scent a mile away, and if she's smart she won't!!! Damn...is every heffa gonna start smelling like me!? Do these bitches just not care that they could get caught with your shit or what!!!!!???? All comments, stories, tips, advice, and WHATEVER else is welcome!!! Thanks for listening, ladies. I AM PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Default Re: Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    Aw, shit. Bitch done fucked up. There are a few things you can do to really get on my bad side and stealing my stuff is one of them. I'd be smelling every chick in there until I found my culprit.

    Does your club not have lockers?

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    We've got lockers...this happened when I was getting ready to leave and had my stuff spread out to put back in my bag. Left my bag on the counter, and poof! It was gone! I really don't want to get fired!
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    Default Re: Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    Oh no, fuck that. I would have had a damn fit if somebody jacked my stuff.

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    No security cameras in the dressing room? I'd check the tape an dbeat the bitch caught.
    I had my makeup stolen once..no cameras. I posted a big sign in the back:

    "To the cheap ass thieving bitch who stole my makeup....I have pink eye and an incurable skin disease. Both are EXTREMELY contagious so I hope you havent used anything in it. If you have...HA HA I'd go to the dr now if i were you. And if I so much as get a hint of my scent off anyone(and yes, i will know it is mine) the only thing you will smell like is blood.
    Please...enjoy your stolen makeup you crusty thief."

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    Damn twatwaffles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    No security cameras in the dressing room? I'd check the tape an dbeat the bitch caught.
    I had my makeup stolen once..no cameras. I posted a big sign in the back:

    "To the cheap ass thieving bitch who stole my makeup....I have pink eye and an incurable skin disease. Both are EXTREMELY contagious so I hope you havent used anything in it. If you have...HA HA I'd go to the dr now if i were you. And if I so much as get a hint of my scent off anyone(and yes, i will know it is mine) the only thing you will smell like is blood.
    Please...enjoy your stolen makeup you crusty thief."
    OMG I love that note! I'm evil like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    OMG I love that note! I'm evil like that.
    The managers let me keep the note up for about 2 weeks too..until it was plainly clear we werent going to catch the bitch....

    I thought it was funny..let me get some aggression out.

    I am WELL known in my clubs as being a BITCH..so for them to fuck with me....lets just say crack is NOT your friend. I LOVE me some revenge.

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    Default Re: Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    That's some good advice, cameron_keys. I'll post a note like that. No, we don't have cameras in our dressing rooms...this is San Antonio...cheap- ass city...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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    While wearing rubber gloves and a face mask crush some pink insulation up very fine. Mix powdered insulation with some old used makeup. Tell everyone you had to bring in your "good" makeup to use since your "stage' makeup was stolen. If anyone wants to borrow some state health reasons like acne or something from sharing. Around closing "accidentally" leave this bag out. The culprit will be a miserable mess when that powdered fiberglass gets into their pours. Express sympathy as desired.

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    ^^^Ahahaha, I love it!

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    Default Re: Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    Happened to me about 18 months ago. I've never been able to find that type of eyeshadow since, and I've never quite gotten over it either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    While wearing rubber gloves and a face mask crush some pink insulation up very fine. Mix powdered insulation with some old used makeup. Tell everyone you had to bring in your "good" makeup to use since your "stage' makeup was stolen. If anyone wants to borrow some state health reasons like acne or something from sharing. Around closing "accidentally" leave this bag out. The culprit will be a miserable mess when that powdered fiberglass gets into their pours. Express sympathy as desired.

    that would sooooooooo work lol

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    Default Re: Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    Mileia777, I think its really sad that some bitch would take your shit. You should do what you can to figure out who it was.

    HOWEVER... I don't intend to be mean, but the color that you write your posts with is killin my eyes. Just use normal black! There is no need to use some crazy color.

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    Default Re: Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    Thanks, LilyLove...couldn't help it...I was pissed!!! Besides... I love pink!



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    I once left my makeup bag on the counter while I ran to go check in with the dj, came back and it was gone. I asked around about who was the last person seen in the dressing room, walked right up to the bitch and told her "GIVE me my makeup bag!!!" She then was like, "oh, I'm sorry, I put it in my purse so that it wouldn't get stolen." I had never seen this cunt in my life and she was worried about MY makeup being stolen, riiiggghhht.
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    Default Re: Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    Sorry to hear that. Getting stuff stolen sucks. I hope you find out who the thief is.






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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    ...To the cheap ass thieving bitch who stole my makeup....I have pink eye and an incurable skin disease. Both are EXTREMELY contagious so I hope you havent used anything in it. If you have...HA HA I'd go to the dr now if i were you. And if I so much as get a hint of my scent off anyone(and yes, i will know it is mine) the only thing you will smell like is blood.
    Please...enjoy your stolen makeup you crusty thief."
    I LOVE THIS!!!

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    Default Re: Some Twat Stole my Makeup Bag!!!

    That sucks. I've had one stolen too with my new Britney Fantasy solid perfume in it (which was really cute too) and some high end makeup too. I'm just glad there wasn't more in it.

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    LatinaRose, did you ever catch the girl or smell the perfume at your club? This is what I'm afraid of!



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    Thats why i never would bring makeup bags to work. alwaysss got stolen.

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    Really? How do you get thru the night w/out touchups...where do you keep your makeup!!?? U must have some magic shit!



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