Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 55

Thread: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

  1. #1
    God/dess
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    5,170
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Yup, Gals!!!! They finally did it!!!!! There's a brand new book out about our whole world of Exotic Dancing! "THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE to EXOTIC and POLE DANCING Illustrated!" Knew it would only be a matter of time, huh!? These books have taken over the world and the place of encyclopedias! I decided to get one on Amazon.com...it even comes with a DVD with a sexy one- hour dance program!! Can you believe it?!!!??





    http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiot...8701372&sr=1-1
    Last edited by Mily; 05-09-2007 at 02:04 AM.



  2. #2
    God/dess Sophia_Starina's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Nudie-Land
    Posts
    7,219
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4,151 Times in 1,462 Posts
    My Mood
    Sneaky

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Ugh... is nothing sacred?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

  3. #3
    God/dess
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    5,170
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    The book actually has a lot of great photography on floor moves, pole tricks, chair dancing and everything, and the author, "Wendy Reardon" was a dancer and seems to really know her shit! I just can't believe they actually came out with one on the subject.



  4. #4
    Veteran Member oohdamnbaby's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2007
    Location
    602, AZ
    Posts
    374
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Interesting! I'll have to check it out.

  5. #5
    Featured Member AznExtasy's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,880
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 33 Times in 23 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    But does it teach you how to hustle? Lol

  6. #6
    Moderator Optimist's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2004
    Location
    House of Aion
    Posts
    8,074
    Thanks
    7,881
    Thanked 5,705 Times in 2,127 Posts
    My Mood
    In Love

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    ^^^^^The million dollar question!
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

  7. #7
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    4,704
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Wow.. Is there an Idiot's guide to picking your nose?! Geez, they're covering all topics. lol
    That's actually pretty cool.. although I see Sophia_Starina's point, but oh well, it will be the watered down, glammed up version, it's not like there will be serious hustle tips, etc... will there??

  8. #8
    God/dess
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    5,170
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    SW would still be the best option for that, hands down...



  9. #9
    God/dess Sophia_Starina's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Nudie-Land
    Posts
    7,219
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4,151 Times in 1,462 Posts
    My Mood
    Sneaky

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    I can't wait for a all the fucktards that read this to start flooding my club. Just peachy!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

  10. #10
    Veteran Member Cyndi08's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Tejas
    Posts
    390
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    ^^ I'm one of those, except I'm not in New York

    haha

  11. #11
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    4,704
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I can't wait for a all the fucktards that read this to start flooding my club. Just peachy!
    right.. "Uh, what do you mean you don't get diamonds and hundred dollar bills 'raining' during your stage dances?? I saw it on the rap music videos that came with my Idiot's Guide!!"

  12. #12
    Senior Member as_intended's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    193
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    hmmmm.... *sigh*
    **"Shit happens but don't worry its usually to me"**

    Check out my Blog:
    http://scarlettstripperdreams.blogspot.com/

  13. #13
    God/dess
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    5,170
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Oh...what about the female custys that are gonna go out and buy this thing then go into our clubs and start giving lapdances to their boyfriends/friends right there....hilarious!!!!!



  14. #14
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    4,704
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    Oh...what about the female custys that are gonna go out and buy this thing then go into our clubs and start giving lapdances to their boyfriends/friends right there....hilarious!!!!!
    I don't laugh when female customers do that, I find it very, eh.. maddening usually.. but maybe that's just me.

  15. #15
    Featured Member yogibear179's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2007
    Location
    R.I
    Posts
    751
    Thanks
    5
    Thanked 31 Times in 26 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    ahahaha finally i must look at one =D
    they have really good guides for the most part.... so this is interesting
    Thanks for the info!

  16. #16
    Featured Member yogibear179's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2007
    Location
    R.I
    Posts
    751
    Thanks
    5
    Thanked 31 Times in 26 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    ^^^ yea i dont think they will have amazing "insider details" like they do here... idk ill check it out

  17. #17
    Veteran Member Cyndi08's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Tejas
    Posts
    390
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    Oh...what about the female custys that are gonna go out and buy this thing then go into our clubs and start giving lapdances to their boyfriends/friends right there....hilarious!!!!!
    If they're gonna do that, they'll do it without the book.

    Most will probably stick to dancing at home for their SO after reading the book. Most 'common' women interested in this stuff now aren't looking for careers, as shown by talkshow popularity.

  18. #18
    God/dess
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    5,170
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    I don't laugh when female customers do that, I find it very, eh.. maddening usually.. but maybe that's just me.

    Don't get me wrong, I get pissed, too...but what can ya do...



  19. #19
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    4,704
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    Don't get me wrong, I get pissed, too...but what can ya do...
    true that.. true that

  20. #20
    God/dess Bridgette's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Gettin the fuck outta Dodge!
    Posts
    14,241
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    I think this is a bad thing. We don't want anymore mainstream encouragement for MORE girls to enter the business. Seriously, if this trend keeps up we'll be dancing for waffle wages in 5 years

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

  21. #21
    God/dess Corgan's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Southeast Texas
    Posts
    4,735
    Thanks
    10
    Thanked 35 Times in 20 Posts
    My Mood
    Brooding

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    ^ i think that not all girls are cut out for stripping... they try it and dont like it, and stop.

  22. #22
    God/dess
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    5,170
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    I think this is a bad thing. We don't want anymore mainstream encouragement for MORE girls to enter the business. Seriously, if this trend keeps up we'll be dancing for waffle wages in 5 years

    I was waiting for your reaction on this one...hehe....



  23. #23
    God/dess Bridgette's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Gettin the fuck outta Dodge!
    Posts
    14,241
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    ^ i think that not all girls are cut out for stripping... they try it and dont like it, and stop.
    But while they're "trying it" they're fucking up the business for us REAL strippers

    There are many reasons this business has been deteriorating so much over the past several years, but one of the biggest is the simple masses of new girls entering business, making us all less valuable to the clubs and to the customers. We have become expendable and cheap because there are too many. It was much better when we were mysterious - we were fewer and more valued by both customers AND the clubs.

    I'm not cool with waffle wages myself. And I'm also not cool with sharing my money with a bunch of starry-eyed wannabes.

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

  24. #24
    God/dess Sophia_Starina's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Nudie-Land
    Posts
    7,219
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 4,151 Times in 1,462 Posts
    My Mood
    Sneaky

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    But while they're "trying it" they're fucking up the business for us REAL strippers

    There are many reasons this business has been deteriorating so much over the past several years, but one of the biggest is the simple masses of new girls entering business, making us all less valuable to the clubs and to the customers. We have become expendable and cheap because there are too many. It was much better when we were mysterious - we were fewer and more valued by both customers AND the clubs.

    I'm not cool with waffle wages myself. And I'm also not cool with sharing my money with a bunch of starry-eyed wannabes.
    Amen, Sister, Amen!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

  25. #25
    Newbie
    Joined
    May 2007
    Posts
    13
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Update!!! Brand New Idiot's Guide!!!

    I think that being a stripper can't be taught out of a book, or a DVD!! Some women are just naturally good at stripping...

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Idiot
    By Bella21 in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 12-29-2007, 07:57 PM
  2. I'm an idiot
    By exotisch23 in forum Body Business
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 04-27-2007, 06:06 AM
  3. Why am I such an idiot!!!???!!!
    By Katherine in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 10-04-2006, 02:29 PM
  4. im an idiot
    By BohoBabydoll in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09-04-2005, 12:14 AM
  5. Idiot
    By Deogol in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 06-15-2005, 10:56 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •