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    whilst driving home tonight, my window became possessed while i was on the boulevard. every time i went to put it up, it would get right to the top and then go all the way back down. truly confused me, i tried everything but it would not go up. and that's when i decided it needed an exorcism. after i searched for an hour and found a church open 24 hours, i bribed a priest (he was already pretty drunk then) to give my car window an exorcism. and what do you know, it didn't work. i knew that shit was a crock. thankfully, when i got home i was able to get the window up. and thus ends the tale of the possessed window.

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    You found a drunk priest in the middle of the night?



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    Default Re: the tale of the possessed window

    sure.
    i mean really, when else would a priest be drunk? surely not in the day time.

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    WHAT?!?! No way I can't believe you went to a church in the middle of the night asking for an exorcism AND he actually did it! That's pretty wacky! What did you bribe him with?

    So are you going to have someone put your window back on track tomorrow?


    That is too funny, thanks for sharing!!! =D

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    Default Re: the tale of the possessed window

    As much fun as it would be to watch a drunken priest excorcise Chrissy's car window in the middle of the night while fogging it with whiskey breath, I'm pretty sure she was exaggerating the details of the situation to convey the fact that her window is a pain in the ass whilst creating a humorous anecdote.

    Unless, however, I am wrong, and as we speak a drunken priest is wandering around Philly awaiting villains of the night, posessing the inanimate and causing havoc and inconvenience to window roller-uppers all over the world!

    Muah ha haaa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by short skirts View Post
    WHAT?!?! No way I can't believe you went to a church in the middle of the night asking for an exorcism AND he actually did it! That's pretty wacky! What did you bribe him with?
    I know, surprising really since I am jewish. or is it more surprising that i was allowed in?
    oh.. and i bribed him with a little boy.

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    hahahahaha... I am laughing heartily. That is all.

    Oh, yeah, Chrissy, do you generally have little boys in your car/trunk to brible people with, because i think i might start doing that too... I generally pick them up on the way if I feel I might need one.
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    sure. i mean, i am a coach, no one's gonna notice one little boy (a benchwarmer no less) missing from the sidelines..
    you should see what else i have in my trunk.

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    LMAO Chrissy!! OMG Im dying laughing here!!

    *looks in her closet* You stole MY priest bribing boy! I want him back... I need to bribe the priest tomorrow for a nun...

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    oh man... nuns... don't even get me started, they are so damn picky about the little boys, they have to be clean and orderly and no stains on their shirts, no missing buttons, everything ironed and starched!! I don't even bother with the hags anymore!! Priests are easier.. if its male and young it's good enough... I think they actually just passed that Good Enough doctrine the other day...
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    Roulette, don't take this the wrong way, cause I love you, and you are so witty and funny, but... what exactly is your avatar? Maybe I just have bad vision (entirely possible) but... what is it? It looks... bloody... or something. Bring back the pic of your HOT legs!

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    hahahaha I am not offended, or I guess I should say i didn't take it the wrong way. It's a cropped shot of my "I'm annoyed bordering on pissed off" with a dash of "there's something about you that's sexy" face and photoshopping.... solerized I think is the name of the effect... And yeah I've been thinking about changing it, but I don't want my legs and I dont want a full on of my face and I'm still looking around I guess. I had this sweet pic of my legs but when i made it into an avatar it looks like poo.

    haha I think it's funny that you think it looks bloody tho, I personally loooove gore and fake blood and whatnot... I kinda like that that's what it made you think of
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    ^ I do genuinly like it. At least its not some lame-ass titty pic like mine! I've been trying to figure out how to get my face in there without making it obvious that its me. OM Gee... you just gave me an idea! Oh I so am gonna smear my face with fake blood and than do it... LMAO I love you

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    When I was a young MP at White Sands Missile Range; the swing shift Patrol would pickup the Catholic Priest from the Enlisted club and drive him home. No shit.

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