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    The names of various clubs just totally baffle me. I mean, Dolphin? Its also weird to me when they have super sexual sounding names.

    If you had a strip club, what would you name it?

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    I once worked at a club named Dimples. LOL


    I dunno what I'd name a club. I'd want it to be completely original yet and that's hard to come up with considering the number of clubs already. Requires much more thought than I'm willing to spend atm.

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    I'd name my club:


    PAIMEE


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    Heh I worked at a club called "Pretty Kitty" or "Bumpers"

    One weird name was "No 5 Orange"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    I once worked at a club named Dimples. LOL
    JEEZ. Why not just call it Hail Damage?

    Hmm! I've always been a fan of the old burlesquey sounding ones, like The Boom Boom Room. But original names, hmm. Tough to find a truly good one that works on all levels. Just because *I* like cheesy puns doesn't mean it'll bring in customers.

    I'll brainstorm . . .
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    Everything's A Dollar.

    Oh, wait, that's already been taken. Um...

    Dick's Last Resort.

    That one's taken too? Shit. What about Party City? Oh wait, damn.

    Hey, I know!

    A - T - T - I - C!

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    ^^^ *SLAPS KNEE!*

    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    ^ oohhh I like it. I also love PAIMEE, way to go girl. But you know, after Bridgette's comment, I sorta realized that the reason clubs have such weird names is cause they're TRYING to be original. But there are so many that all the normal and good ones are taken!

    Ha, so I guess this thread can also be "what's the weirdest name of a club you've worked at?

    Mine are all pretty normal:
    Silver Dollar Club - but wait... only a dollar tip? Come on man, cough it up!
    Club 1444 - just the address of the place
    The Brickhouse - I actually love this one. "she's a brick.... houuuusssee..." yeah, that's our theme song. We play it for birthday boy onstage fun!

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    We used to have one called Cannonballs.

    And they weren't talking about the customers...

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    "$$$ THE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL CLUB $$$"

    Nuff said.



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    Well, I want to have a club that hires only older dancers and call it:

    The Glue Factory

    I, of course, would be the feature!!!

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    Shamelessly following Yekhefah's lead: 'Taco Time'? 'The Cheesecake Factory'? 'The International House of Pan'- never mind.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    Well, I want to have a club that hires only older dancers and call it:

    The Glue Factory

    I, of course, would be the feature!!!
    hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!


    I LOVE IT!!!!!!

    can i be a housegirl?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina View Post
    hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!


    I LOVE IT!!!!!!

    can i be a housegirl?????
    Oh great, I finally get a nice pasture for us to graze in, and the young fillies are busting down the stable doors to get in!

    But how could I turn you down, Nic? You're hired as a stable girl.

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    There's a club here called Fannie's. I would hate to have to say that name when someone asked me where i worked LOL

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    Blade's Cabaret. or Uncle wooody's or Poppa chubby's

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    Thorasic Park

    Club Cherry Bomb.

    Pepermint Hippo


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    I'd call mine "The Billionaire Boys Club". Trying to send the right message, ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    I once worked at a club named Dimples. LOL

    My club is called Cheeks *dammit, wishes I could use a smiley*







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    Strangest club I've heard?
    Spearmint Rhino.
    I dont get it.....
    Ive pondered that name for hours...days....Spearmint Rhino. Hugely sucessful, world wide.
    Why??

    What would I name my club? Fuck..I'd have to hire someone creative for that, cause I'm not.

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    Going straight to hell for this, I'd call it, if anything

    "The 12th Rib"

    over the VIP lounge I'd hang a sign that reads "ThunderDome"

    And see if anyone gets it.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    And when it became public knowledge that I was a club owner, Every time I'd meet a guy that has a daughter I'd say

    "Hey, I know your daughter!" Just to relish the look on his face before telling him I was joking while I trying to find one of my remaining teeth on the ground.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm View Post
    There's a club here called Fannie's. I would hate to have to say that name when someone asked me where i worked LOL
    You see now that is even worse here in Australia.

    Fanny to you Americans means ass.

    Fanny to use Aussies means something else entirely


    The strangest besides Spearmint Rhino at the moment for names would belong to a local club here on the Gold Coast.

    They had to change their name from Hooters as an actual Hooters restaurant is now open.... so they re-named themselves "The Toy Box".

    Another interesting name that particular club has used is "Spank".

    The Inner Circle ??? nah.. sounds too spiritual lol!

    There is one club that actually exists and I must admit I do like the name and it came in damn handy in re hustling:
    Club Teaze

    or a variation... Teazers ??

    Oh.. forgot another interesting name for a club that exists.. Honey Pot!


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    I've heard of Cruisin' Chubbys. Idk, just sounds bad to me.

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