The names of various clubs just totally baffle me. I mean, Dolphin? Its also weird to me when they have super sexual sounding names.
If you had a strip club, what would you name it?





The names of various clubs just totally baffle me. I mean, Dolphin? Its also weird to me when they have super sexual sounding names.
If you had a strip club, what would you name it?





I'd name my club:
PAIMEE
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Heh I worked at a club called "Pretty Kitty" or "Bumpers"
One weird name was "No 5 Orange"
JEEZ. Why not just call it Hail Damage?
Hmm! I've always been a fan of the old burlesquey sounding ones, like The Boom Boom Room. But original names, hmm. Tough to find a truly good one that works on all levels. Just because *I* like cheesy puns doesn't mean it'll bring in customers.![]()
I'll brainstorm . . .
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
Everything's A Dollar.
Oh, wait, that's already been taken. Um...
Dick's Last Resort.
That one's taken too? Shit. What about Party City? Oh wait, damn.
Hey, I know!
A - T - T - I - C!
^^^ *SLAPS KNEE!*
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"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





^ oohhh I like it. I also love PAIMEE, way to go girl. But you know, after Bridgette's comment, I sorta realized that the reason clubs have such weird names is cause they're TRYING to be original. But there are so many that all the normal and good ones are taken!
Ha, so I guess this thread can also be "what's the weirdest name of a club you've worked at?
Mine are all pretty normal:
Silver Dollar Club - but wait... only a dollar tip? Come on man, cough it up!
Club 1444 - just the address of the place
The Brickhouse - I actually love this one. "she's a brick.... houuuusssee..." yeah, that's our theme song. We play it for birthday boy onstage fun!





We used to have one called Cannonballs.
And they weren't talking about the customers...





"$$$ THE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL CLUB $$$"
Nuff said.![]()





Well, I want to have a club that hires only older dancers and call it:
The Glue Factory
I, of course, would be the feature!!!
Shamelessly following Yekhefah's lead: 'Taco Time'? 'The Cheesecake Factory'? 'The International House of Pan'- never mind.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott









There's a club here called Fannie's. I would hate to have to say that name when someone asked me where i worked LOL
Blade's Cabaret. or Uncle wooody's or Poppa chubby's





Thorasic Park
Club Cherry Bomb.
Pepermint Hippo
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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
I'd call mine "The Billionaire Boys Club". Trying to send the right message, ya know?
Strangest club I've heard?
Spearmint Rhino.
I dont get it.....
Ive pondered that name for hours...days....Spearmint Rhino. Hugely sucessful, world wide.
Why??
What would I name my club? Fuck..I'd have to hire someone creative for that, cause I'm not.
Going straight to hell for this, I'd call it, if anything
"The 12th Rib"
over the VIP lounge I'd hang a sign that reads "ThunderDome"
And see if anyone gets it.
People are not ruled by their memories.
And when it became public knowledge that I was a club owner, Every time I'd meet a guy that has a daughter I'd say
"Hey, I know your daughter!" Just to relish the look on his face before telling him I was joking while I trying to find one of my remaining teeth on the ground.
People are not ruled by their memories.





You see now that is even worse here in Australia.
Fanny to you Americans means ass.
Fanny to use Aussies means something else entirely
The strangest besides Spearmint Rhino at the moment for names would belong to a local club here on the Gold Coast.
They had to change their name from Hooters as an actual Hooters restaurant is now open.... so they re-named themselves "The Toy Box".
Another interesting name that particular club has used is "Spank".
The Inner Circle ??? nah.. sounds too spiritual lol!
There is one club that actually exists and I must admit I do like the name and it came in damn handy in re hustling:
Club Teaze
or a variation... Teazers ??
Oh.. forgot another interesting name for a club that exists.. Honey Pot!
enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount
I've heard of Cruisin' Chubbys. Idk, just sounds bad to me.
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