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    i'm getting married!!!!

    yes girls, it's true. a man from across the country sent a letter containing a wealth of personal information to our club in the hopes of enticing one lucky dancer to become his wife.

    so i've decided to pack up and trek the 3,000 miles (Again) so i can marry a charming slightly older than middle aged man who smokes cigars, likes to analyze things and doesn't know if his god exists.

    but i was most impressed with his views on raising kids. he wants to punish them with time outs and reward them with $10 for good grades. and while he wants to raise them in a secular home environment, he will acquiesce to baptism if necessary.

    now even the men i Don't meet in this business are not failing to surprise me.

    i wonder if he sent these to strip clubs all over the country...and, if he did, i would bet money that some girl out there is trying on wedding dresses as i type this

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    What?! Is this a joke, or are you for real???!!!







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    Holy shit!!! *grabs her extra wedding dress n jumps on a plane*

    Alas I WILL get my dual citizenship

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    What?! Is this a joke, or are you for real???!!!
    heh, well, i'm not really getting married. but we really did get some sort of marriage resume sent to work by a guy looking for a stripper wife. he was even kind enough to include photos.

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    Who wants to be a trophy wife?

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    i thought i used to be, but then i really fell in love.

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    See thats where he went wrong - including photos. Fugness is unforgivable. Its funny cuz I think that men make public their wonder schemes they have concocted inside women are more silent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Who wants to be a trophy wife?
    actually, he didn't really mention anything about money, as far as i know.

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    ^ being a trophy wife has nothing to do with money darlin. it jsut means you are the trophy on his arm.

    Love it!

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    wow. the nerve of some men. I wonder who the "lucky" girl will be?
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    I vote that you post the pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess View Post
    I vote that you post the pics.
    hahahaha...i'll have to ask the house mom to give me copy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Who wants to be a trophy wife?
    According to a lot of posts on here, many women seem to. Apparently working for your life and then giving it all up to be pretty on some guys arm is the ultimate female goal now:

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sea...earchid=375244

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    This isn't in reference to GeorgiaPeach, I was just recalling a post earlier where everyone was discussing how'd they 'retire' into a trophy wife. At least GeorgiaPeach's contract is honest.


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    just to clarify, i was being sarcastic about wanting to marry this guy...

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    I had hoped soooo.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by georgiapeach View Post
    just to clarify, i was being sarcastic about wanting to marry this guy...
    I thought so, but I replied seriously just in case.


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