
Originally Posted by
ExoticEngineer
K, I'm a total dork, but it's been working for me.
I tried this tonight, it just sort of came to me. I can do the stupid thing where you flex your pec muscle and your breast bounces....so, the end of the dance, the guy says "how much do I owe you?"
I say "well, $10 for me, but lately my right breast has been feeling neglected and asking for tips, haven't you?" I looked down at my breast when I said this and made it bounce, then exclaimed "See! She admits it!"
The guy gave me an extra 10! So I tried that again a few more times, got 5 or more every time....
Totally goofy and oh so not sexy, but they seemed to eat it up. Eh.
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