Okay!!! so I've been thinking my ass off (and thank god I didn't hurt myself) and here's what I've come up with.
"Hi my name's X"
my names Y
How are you?
I'm ok.
I got a quick question...
what's that?
(smart ass open ended joke that shows I'm witty AND smart)
I don't know, what?
I asked you! I don't know, why do you think I asked?
oh.
oh well, I guess we'll never know. Anyways, so how are you tonight? Having fun looking @ all of these beautiful women?
yeah.
Which are in your top 3?
a,d, k.
Oh, really? My favorites are D, k, and f. why do you like d & k?
blah blah blah.
oh really? I like d because of x, x, & x, and I like k because of y, y, & y. But I don't really dig redheads (I really do, this is just a hypothetical example) that much, so that's why I'm not really digging a as much as you apparently are. So are redheads or blondes your favorite and why??
blah blah blah.
Oh, really? I like blondes because you know what they say, they always have more fun!peaking of fun, I've been rambling on and on about these beautiful girls and I havent even taken my clothes off for you yet! How rude of me! I am so sorry, let's go over here so I can get naked and seduce you. I hope you don't mind!![]()
SO? is this better?



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