I steal beach towels from public pools.
I've been working my way down the strip's pools...stealing towels. The're just so big and fluffy..and free.... I can't help myself!!
I've collected 4 this week!!
I steal beach towels from public pools.
I've been working my way down the strip's pools...stealing towels. The're just so big and fluffy..and free.... I can't help myself!!
I've collected 4 this week!!
lol thats funny





Kleptos unite!
I take pens, highlighters, magnets and various fluffy soft things from parties after Ive gotten drunk. I just cant help myself; some things I just have to have...so shiny..so special.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
Hotel blankets. I take thoes to.
I take just about anything that isn't bolted down in hotels. Towels from 5 star and the hiltons are my fave. same with pillows, the fuzz blankets & the glasses . Oh and wash cloths. I think I'm the only human alive that still uses em'. lol
I have a goofy spot on my back that won't tan worth a shit. A birthmark or some shit. Only looks right if i vampire it and get NO sun. My mom used to spot me at the pool by looking for it when i was a kid.
I have no idea what it looks like, but something tells me if i ever get skin cancer it'll be the traitor non-pigment skin on my god-forsaken back.
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I took a crapload this summer from the Hilton in Vegas but we were with a large group in a suite and just kept asking for extra this and that when we crossed housekeeping in the hall. They never kept track of what we had so it wasn't an issue to just take it. Those pillows are sooo soft. Same with airplane pillows. I think its the only place I've ever stolen anything from though.
My mom is a hilariously bad klepto. When we used to go to buffets for our birthdays as a kid she'd walk in with some huge beach bag or duffle lined with plastic bags and load up on food. Mostly it was the snickerdoodles from Home Town Buffet. She'd make us kids go pile plates up one after another and come back and discretely dump them in the bag for later. She got caught a few weeks ago at the grocery store taking all of the twist ties from the stands in the produce section. They followed her for a while and stopped her but there isn't anything they could really do. My parents were migrant workers and we lived in an RV until I was in high school so we learned to be as thrifty as possible but sometimes that line got crossed a little.
Hmm, why didn't I ever take any towels??? Enjoy!!
*bolts down all her belongings*
I aint trustin you kleptos!!![]()





Sometimes I get the urge to take towels, candles, or soap from the customer's hotels I work at and I never do...
>_> I wonder if I should.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





I'll steal your panties and you know it.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
I dont wear panties![]()





Oh shit then what do I have?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Umm... my vibe?
So is this a chance for me to start a new SW persona?





Her ghost, she haunts these halls. If you listen closely, you can sometimes hear the sound of her ass rolling on the floor with laughter.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
OMG LM you kill me seriously!!![]()
I have a confession.
I like to randomly bury people in the sand.![]()
People are not ruled by their memories.
Hooray for kleptomania! Personally I like to pilfer Caution: Wet Floor signs and other random things.
But don't worry, I don't steal from people I know and like. As if that makes it any better...![]()



I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.
Where you come from is gone.
Where you thought you were going to was never there,
and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
-Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
Now I know why guests at Hilton on Clearwater Beach get pink towels for poolside....so ppl can't take them out to the beach.
GUys look REALLY funny wrapped in pink towels btw!
I love the big giant 10 ft long towels at Shore Club in South Beach.
My mom always took the bathmats from hotels b/c they go in the wash easier than the thivk rubber-bottomed ones in the store.
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