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    So I get half the fridays in the month off now, and I get to go out when everyone else does, which is great. This friday I decide to check out a local club that has DJs come in once a month for a big night there.

    I shouldn't have made it the last stop of the night, with a bit of a buzz, but the music was really good and I had a few more, lol. I see a few of the dancers I work with, buy a couple of them drinks, all is going reasonably well. Then suddenly this little Latina literally falls into me--or so I thought. I was like "Are you OK?" and she replied in some language I couldn't understand, or maybe it was the music and the buzz and she had a heavy accent. I thought I heard the word 'husband', but who knows? Then she was talking urgently to a photographer there for the party but I couldn't tell if she was pissed, drunk, egging him on to do well, or what. Whatever.

    Then she 'falls into me' again. I'm like 'OK, this is getting suspicious, I think she's flirting'. Especially the way she is hanging on to recover her balance, and the way she responds when I hold her with my arm to steady her.

    Then she does it again. And then once more, talking agitatedly to someone I couldn't see in between times. Every time she hangs on a little longer, and responds more to me supporting her.

    So the attention is interesting, if bizarre. She's got a body from hell and is dressed to show it off. But I have no desire to piss off any husband, especially if it's the photographer doing a job for the club, the people from the club come in my club--small town, don't make waves, you know.

    So I ask her "Did you say your husband was here?" Language barrier or not, I need to know before this goes any further, even if it's just more of the same. Then she replies in a rapid-fire string of words, none of which I understand.

    I give up, I'll catch her if she falls, but I'm not taking it any further until I know the deal.

    Then she starts looking at me. I look back. She gave me the most predatory look I have seen from a woman. It looked like she either wanted to fuck my brains out in the nearest available closet, or kill me. Or maybe both.

    So I figure, fuck it, I'll buy her a drink, at least she'll stop looking at me like that with her husband running around, and I can focus on the bartender communication. But that means I have another drink as well, which I don't need. Oh well.

    So I'm relaxing a bit, she having her shot of vodka, and then a little while later the bartender is tapping me on the arm. I turn around and there's a new snazzy drink glass full, and he goes "That'll be five fifty." I'm like "I don't want that", and I see the girl looking at me and gesturing to pay for it. I almost refused, but then figured fuck it, I have a lot of cash, I'd rather avoid a scene with this whacked out woman anyway, or look like a jerk to the bartender--small town.

    So I told the bartender "Sure I'll pay, but no more for her." She got a pissed off look and left for another part of the bar, lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Then she starts looking at me. I look back. She gave me the most predatory look I have seen from a woman. It looked like she either wanted to fuck my brains out in the nearest available closet, or kill me. Or maybe both.

    So I told the bartender "Sure I'll pay, but no more for her." She got a pissed off look and left for another part of the bar, lol...
    Oh, hon, that's normal Latina mating behavior. ; P

    She assumed that you thought she was a hooker.

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    Sounds to me you're lucky you didn't wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice and minus one kidney.

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    She's pissed cause you got her vodka and not tequilla

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    No, she asked for vodka, I got her Absolut. But I was buzzed, the music was loud, she had a very heavy accent, etc.

    The bottom line is, this woman was crazy or completely drunk/high off her mind--or both. I am not exaggerating when I say she looked like she wanted to fuck me and then kill me. I have been stared at and given come hither looks by a wide variety of women, but there was a frightening intensity there I have never seen before, and I'm not sure I want to see it again, lol...

    My guess is, she was pissed off about something (possibly her husband, whether or not he was there at the club), whacked out of her head on drugs and alcohol (not that I've never done that sort of mixing), and powerfully attracted to me. My cold manner of cutting off any further drinks at my expense ruined whatever possibility existed for playing around, but I'll be damned if I'll be taken advantage of, even for a mere 5.50 drink. Ask first before ordering another drink, or forget it.

    I thought at first she was just playing me for drinks, but the falling into me repeatedly was overkill if that's all she wanted, and the look would have scared away 90% of the sucker drink-buying types, instantly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    So I told the bartender "Sure I'll pay, but no more for her." She got a pissed off look and left for another part of the bar, lol...
    she understood that much english, at least.

    falling onto you, repeatedly. that's a new come-on for me.

    usually one "fall into" is good enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    I am not exaggerating when I say she looked like she wanted to fuck me and then kill me.
    This all happened at night, yes? Sounds like a vampire to me. You're lucky, D. Very lucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    This all happened at night, yes? Sounds like a vampire to me. You're lucky, D. Very lucky.

    Or maybe a succubus.

    I was going to post a link to the old succubus hunter site, but its gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    Sounds to me you're lucky you didn't wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice and minus one kidney.
    I fucking love that book! You're awesome for bringing it up!

    Weird incident. I wouldn't have any idea what to make of that either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    This all happened at night, yes? Sounds like a vampire to me. You're lucky, D. Very lucky.
    Yeah--but I'm a vampire as well, LOL! Maybe she recognized one of her own kind, and that's what the look was for...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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