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    Default Cop Calls 911 After Eating Pot Brownies, Thinking He's Dying

    One of the topics of conversation at my Mother's Day dinner was about this polics officer who was employed in the City of Dearborn, MI, where my uncle is the former Chief. The police officer has resigned and was not fired after he claims his wife stole pot seized in a bust out of his cruiser and made brownies from it. They ate the brownies and thought they were dying and caleld 911. The wife on another occasion admittted to taking cocaine out of his cruiser w/o his knowledge and went on a three WEEK binge. REad some of the story excerpted from Detroit Free Press below:

    "The department's investigation began with a bizarre 911 call from Sanchez's home in Dearborn Heights. On the night of April 21, 2006, a panicky Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.
    "I think we're dying," he said in the 5-minute tape, obtained under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act.
    "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do," Sanchez continued.
    He told the dispatcher he had never made marijuana brownies before, but had previously used marijuana.
    Then, he asked the score of the Red Wings game on television that night, explaining, "I just want to make sure this isn't some type of, like, hallucination that I'm having."
    When later questioned by police investigators, Sanchez said his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping, and she told investigators she tricked him into eating a pot-laced brownie.
    "Cpl. Sanchez was insistent that he would never ingest marijuana or any narcotics intentionally," an investigator wrote.
    But in a subsequent interview, Sanchez acknowledged he fetched the marijuana from his car, put it in the brownie batter, and ate the brownies.
    Sanchez also said he took the marijuana "off the street from unknown persons," investigators wrote.
    "I questioned him in detail about how many times and what types of narcotics he seized without arrest," the report said. "He was adamant that he only seized marijuana, and it was on a few occasions. Cpl. Sanchez stated that it had been over a year since he seized this marijuana and that the marijuana was taken to train his K-9," or drug-sniffing dog.
    Wayne State University criminal law professor David A. Moran said Sanchez's behavior was problematic -- as was the Police Department's decision not to charge him."


    Watch the Youtube video obtained under Michigan's Freedom of Information Act of teh 911 call where he asks the score of the Red Wings game:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go6Vc...5%2D420d%2D9ea

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    Only in the D dude! "What's the score?"

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    "That's some mightly fine detective work, Lou..."



    I am going to have to admit I made the mistake of ingesting a large amount of fine hydroponic MJ and I was TRIPPING for 3 days. It was horrible. I feel for the couple....according to sources back home, many cops smoke weed. If you had a job like that, wouldn't you?

    But this is hella funny.

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    I'm just wondering what kind of moron calls 911 after ingesting pot stolen from the City? I mean, wouldn't you think he'd have a friend or two he could call instead?

    This one is funnier than the woman who caleld 911 over the Bacon Western Burger at BK!

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    Lol, I saw this on the news when I was working out yesterday and was just like "wtf?!", how can you be that stupid?

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    So he was abusing his "authority" as a cop to steal pot from people on the street (not arresting them, just taking their pot, so he admitted), and then eating it in brownies. Yeah, real winner there. Considering that, I guess it's not much of a surprise he'd eat too much and freak himself out in a brownie-baked, paranoid fit. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post


    Only in the D dude! "What's the score?"
    hahaha i was thinking the same thing!! He thinks he's dying but is more concerned with the score.
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    That's awesome. He thought he was dying of a marijuana overdose?? I don't think that's ever actually happened in the history of mankind. The paranoia is unpleasant, but I'm pretty sure no one has ever died from a marijuana overdose.

    Bet he never touches it again though!

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    Nope, no documented cases of MJ overdose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    That's awesome. He thought he was dying of a marijuana overdose?? I don't think that's ever actually happened in the history of mankind. The paranoia is unpleasant, but I'm pretty sure no one has ever died from a marijuana overdose.
    Yeah it's nearly impossible to die of a pot overdose.

    And wow. Just wow. You'd think he'd have busted enough potheads by now to have an idea of what goes on when people use the stuff.

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    that is such B.S that he's not getting charged! That happens with a lot of cops, they do a crime that they have arrested people before for and they get away with it?!?!?!

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    Last night I happened to see a video clip of a woman cashier in Dayton, Ohio getting Maced by a cop who (wrongly) accused her of stealing $10 (the classic "I gave you a $20 at the drive-through window, you gave me change for a ten".) HE didn't get fired but the woman won a $60,000 settlement for the abuse...

    WTF? I guess I was willfully naive...I assumed cops like that got fired on principle alone.

    OK the hell with these two pot-munching idiots. Bleh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    "That's some mightly fine detective work, Lou..."


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    My biology teacher in 10th grade said you'd have to smoke 900 joints in one sitting to o.d. on weed. I'm not sure if that's true or not, but I've smoked ALOT of weed in my hayday and NOTHING like that's ever happened to me!!!
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    The only time I've ever felt freaked out and awful from weed was when I ingested it. I actually did sort of feel like I might die. And when I went to the bathroom I swear I took the longest pee of my life. I still wasn't dumb enough to call the cops. Hell, I even kept my cool riding in the car with my brother. Duh! What a fool.

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