If I had to pick just one thing that I hate most about dancing, and if I could have one and only one thing cosmically banished from clubs forever, it would be LICKERS. There is nothing quite so nasty as a gross slobbery tongue that smells like a landfill, dripping drool and germs on my body. Actually, there is something nastier--having it happen multiple times a night.![]()
I can't believe any guy actually thinks this is sexy for anyone. It reminds me of a dog; it sure as hell doesn't make me think "mmmm sexy!" Who actually thinks women like this?
I've tried the bitter apple spray in the past, but it did absolutely no good. I'm not sure why; maybe my skin neutralized it or something? *baffled shrug* All I know is it provided absolutely no deterrent; the lickers just kept bobbing their nasty heads and flicking their tongues desperately trying to get a lick in, as if they hadn't tasted anything off-putting.
I then tried tabasco sauce, but that had a very...distinct smell to it...no good.
So, anything else that works? I think i remember reading on here that someone used aloe and it worked? What kind of aloe, and where can you get it?
It depends on the night, and on the club. Most nights, at least at my home club, I can just grab the guy's face, stare him down and tell him that if he licks me one more time I'll crush his balls. Sometimes they like that, and end up not only behaving but getting another dance. Occasionally they act like I didn't say anything and go right on licking, in which case I make good on my threat and stomp on their balls until they whimper, and laugh as they waddle out of the LD area a little hunched over and bowlegged.
But on some nights, I just don't want to have to say "no licking" five million times. Sometimes I'd prefer to have a bitter, disgusting taste do the talking for me.
So since bitter apple doesn't work on me, I want suggestions on what else might!
Talk to me about this aloe idea; it sounds promising.![]()



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LOL. I'm pretty sure I don't have enough wax in my ears to spread all over my tits and neck.

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