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    Default Jerry Falwell died!!!

    http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles...15124309990001

    ^^ from aol news. o..m...g. i suppose pat robertson takes the throne now.

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    Bet he's really surprised to find himself on fire this afternoon!

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    Hrmm. I wonder if Heaven's all he expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Bet he's really surprised to find himself on fire this afternoon!

    I KNEW you were going to have the best bon mot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Bet he's really surprised to find himself on fire this afternoon!

    I just laughed so hard my throat hurts. AHAHAHAA!
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    ^^^Yek you just made my day.

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    Default Re: Jerry Falwell died!!!

    I won't go too Poo-ish, so let's just say that this news in no way makes me sad. No sir, not one little bit.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Default Re: Jerry Falwell died!!!

    Good. What a closed-minded piece of shit he was.






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    Maybe he will be reincarnated as an aborted fetus.
    God, grant me the senility, to forget the people I never liked anyway,
    The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
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    If this truly happens in threes, I can't wait to see who goes next!

    C'mon Fred Phelps!


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    Yes! Yes! PHELPS, PHELPS, PHELPS!

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    Jerry Fartwell?

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    But he's not on fire...

    well not unless taking it up the ass from an HIV-positive purple teletubby counts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie View Post
    Good. What a closed-minded piece of shit he was.
    Nod.

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    Thank God.



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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    Jerry Fartwell?
    Jelly Fishsmell?

    he's on fire cause i burned my voodoo doll in effi- i mean ... .... n/m.


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    Ha mistake!

    But what an occasion!
    Last edited by aussiepunkshocker; 05-15-2007 at 05:52 PM.

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    Tammy Fae is on her way out too, cancer. Kharma is a funny thing.



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    Newsclip that I saw said he had heart problems.

    No truer words ever spoken.

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    ^ I lol'd.


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    ^^^hah, well said Jay.

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    ^Jay gets my vote for best quote of the day for that one. Nicely done, sir.
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    Default Re: Jerry Falwell died!!!

    Hopefully G-d is on a roll with his smite-ing... keep 'em coming Oh Lord!

    I'm also with those who are not mourning this person's passing. No good came from his earthly existance TBH. He is just one of the many ignorants that no one will remember even 2 years from now. Only his hard-core fantatics will remember him and honestly they are in a huge minority (thank G-d!).


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    Actually, I like Tammy Fae. She's done a lot for the GLBT community- as much as an evangelical possibly could. Their son isn't half-bad. I'm not a christian, but I'd rather hang out with Tammy and her son than Jerry any day of the week.

    As for Jerry, ding dong the witch is dead. I have no tears for the passing of a bigot that want people like me DEAD.

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    I'd rather he made it to Heaven and was horrified to find that all the people he denounced and condemned had made it there, too.

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