advice for her? Lol lol I am just playing around don't hate me.![]()
advice for her? Lol lol I am just playing around don't hate me.![]()
It's cool. This just cracked me the fuck up. I've been reading up on worms, and apparently, it's a nighttime issue. My butthole has been itching all day and yesterday. I think it's hemorids or wiping too hard.
" Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan
" If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper
Hmmm,
1. Pop an anti-inflamatory
2. Grab a moist wipe
3. Stomp on your toe to take your mind off your butthole
4. Fortune cookie says: He who have itchy botthole also have stinky finger.![]()
An itchy asshole in my experience has generally been an indicator of needing a bath.
Then again, I'm one of those people who believes a hot bath cures everything.
It works, doesn't it?!



Ha ha ha Bathtime! It's been ages since I had one with bubbles, wouldn't that be nice?
Glad you ladies are so interested in my butthole. I laughed all day about this thread!
" Remember during each test there is some girl in Australia jealous of you who wants to do what you're doing."- Lilithmorrigan
" If you're young and sexy, why not spend a few years Shopping and Fucking? Life is short, but youth is shorter. Ride the wheels off, I say." - FeministStripper
Hrmm, my butthole itches a bit after reading this thread. Damn you!





Have buttsex.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Oh man...I miss having a tub..I LOVE bubble baths. I need to get my guest bathroom redone so i can use the tub in there....someday...when I have money again...
But Fawn...it's prob just irritated by wiping to hard. I've done that(esp when drunk-wiping). A soothing baby wipe may do the trick.





mine itches after ive shaved it, and the hair is stubbling through!
You could have had some soap or shampoo sneak into your crack during your last shower and not get rinsed off completely...which will irritate your skin.
Having said that..I totally nicked myself shaving a few minutes ago and now MY butt itches too....it's freakin' CONTAGIOUS!!!





awe shaving nicks HURT!
Hehehe, so my hubby passes by me as I'm reading this thread, stops dead in his tracks....
"Girls shave their bottholes?!?!?!"
"Well sweety, we aren't born hairless...."
Hehehe, silly silly boys.





...I don't have a hairy butthole?
My partner loves looking at my threadtitles when I'm on here the most.
Does everyone shave their bumholes? o.O
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success



Hmm maybe you have a bit of the yeasties in your bumhole?
Now my fucking ass itches. Thanks.





New goal in life - become immortalized in Lady Jade's signature.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





^ You're the stripper version of the Anti-Christ. Only you're the Anti-Savings and Anti-Diet queen.
Buyin' all da makeup and eatin' all the chocolate.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Yeah but you make everyone else buy the make-up and then make them want chocolate.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Damn! SERIOUSLY! My butthole really itches right now!!! Is this shit contagious!!???...What the hell!!?? Damn you grotesque peoples!!! LOL!!! Hate waking up with an itchy butthole....guess it's time to bathe.![]()
If it's parasites (which most people do have, especially pet owners so there is no shame) go down to your nearby hippy store and get a mix of black walnut, cloves, and wormwood and take it 30 minutes before eating. Not only will it kill the nasties, it'll make your excrement smell like cloves.
If it's hemmroids, get the cream.
Either way, a bath cannot hurt![]()
Bookmarks