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    Best fucking cake frosting EVER!!

    K's birthday is tomorrow, and he likes ice cream cake so I decided to make him one. He actually requested the yellow cake from boxed mix (*sigh*) but I couldn't resist dressing it up. I made the damn cake mix, added vanilla and used melted butter instead of oil, and baked it into two 8" rounds. Once they were cooled, I covered one round with an entire pint of softened Haagen-Dasz Cherry Vanilla ice cream and stuck it back in the freezer to harden before adding the other layer on top.

    But then this frosting... wow, this frosting. I found it on AllRecipes.com and even the glowing reviews didn't prepare me for how good it was. With my own little adaptations, here's the frosting:

    1 cup Dove dark chocolate, broken into pieces
    4 Tbsp butter
    1/2 cup sour cream (yes, really)
    1/4 tsp salt
    Splash of vanilla
    Splash of whiskey
    2 1/2 cups confectioners' sugar

    Melt the chocolate and butter together in the microwave, zapping for 20-second intervals and stirring in between. Stir a little to cool, then add sour cream, salt, vanilla, and whiskey. Blend thoroughly. Add confectioners' sugar about a half-cup at a time, blending until frosting consistency.

    This is chocolatey, rich, tangy, and just fucking incredible. It's gonna go so well with the ice-cream cake. I can't wait to serve K his birthday cake tomorrow!

    Fuck, I love cooking. I've been in the kitchen all damn day on this cake, tonight's dinner, and tomorrow's breakfast (blueberry-strawberry French toast with turkey sausage and fresh-squeezed OJ). I know I'm a feminist and all, but I LOVE spending the whole day in the kitchen.

    Anyway, y'all have gotta try this frosting!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I know I'm a feminist and all, but I LOVE spending the whole day in the kitchen.
    Count me in on that sentiment. That sounds just awesome - I am totally saving that recipe. THANKS FOR SHARING!
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    DUDE Yek! I wish you were MY girlfriend!

    J doesn't cook squat for me. D:

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    Heh... K cooks occasionally, but I'd rather do it myself most of the time. There's a visceral sort of pleasure that comes from feeding one's man. Maybe I'm just Southern, but cooking is a zillion times more pleasant when it's for someone you love.

    I got him a good gift, too. He had asked his parents for a set of kitchen knives; he's spent months bitching about our knives and saying he wants a nice new set. His parents just told him they're broke and they're not getting him anything, so I got him a great set of some really awesome knives. He'll be surprised I think, because we've been bickering about it; I don't think we need new knives, so he won't be expecting me to get them. I also got him a really awesome vintage Guiness T-shirt (he loves Guiness).

    I think I'm more excited about his birthday than he is, LOL! I can't wait!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    There's a visceral sort of pleasure that comes from feeding one's man.
    Very good point. I absolutely love to cook! Love love love it! Fried chicken, salmon, tri-tip, mashed potatoes, cakes, cookies, breakfasts, gotta love it all.

    My favorite thing ever is when J really reacts to the food. He's kind of stoic so sometimes I get disappointed. His parents pampered him and cooked crazy meals every night and cleaned up all his shit so my Donna Reid wannabe ass is less impressive.

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    Aw, that would be a bummer. The best part of cooking, for me, is when K raves about how good it is! I think if your woman is cooking for you, then you have an obligation to be vocal in your appreciation of it. This is 2007, we're not required to do it anymore, so have the grace to let her know how much you loved it!

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    <eyes her pile of Dove dark chocolate>

    Hmmmmmmmm.

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    I had a ton of leftover frosting (this recipe makes a lot) so I just dipped a few strawberries in it. I think this is going to be strawberry dip at my next party too. It's incredible.

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    OMG. I have made this frosting. I love allrecipes!
    It is fucking wonderful!!!
    I saved the leftovers and would just walk past the fridge and dip my fingers into it for days.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I know I'm a feminist and all, but I LOVE spending the whole day in the kitchen.
    Hey, I know more men that love to spend all day in the kitchen than I do women. Cooking is gender neutral!

    Oh, and that frosting sounds absolutely addicting!


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    That frosting is making my mouth water, i'm gonna head to allrecipes now

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    You have no idea how much I wanna stay home now and make frosting instead of go to work.

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    ^^^LOL, I am going to close this thread and try not to think about frosting. I am doing atkins, this is stupid self torture.
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    I wonder how this would taste with Darrel lea or lindt.... :o~


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    That icing sounds yummy!

    As for the boxed cake, even Alton Brown has said that box mixes are as good or better than anything you'll come up with homemade. Ditto Pillsbury pre-made pie crusts (that's IMO, I don't know what Alton says about it).
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    I'm not even a big fan of sweets...but this frosting sounds absolutely sinful!

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    Sounds like something wonderful that would spike my blood sugar for sure! Sometimes it is worth spiking it just to eat something good, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnie View Post
    ^^^LOL, I am going to close this thread and try not to think about frosting. I am doing atkins, this is stupid self torture.
    Hehe, ditto. But... I'm still saving the recipe for later!
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    I like homemade frosting. The store bought ones are always too rich and sugary for me. Or sometimes I'll buy a jar of that and mix it with some cool whip for a lighter spread, it's pretty good too.

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    Do you need the whiskey in it? I really dont like the taste of whiskey so much. Do you think I could leave it out, or does it add a necessary flavor?
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    Nope, the whiskey is totally optional. The original recipe didn't call for it. You can leave it out or substitute wine if you like.

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    Did you use unsalted butter for this or do you think it doesn't matter?
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    The recipe and sample you sent me was AMAZING, but my recipe said:

    2 Tbsp (K) Shaken, fresh as possible.

    Is it missing? Or is this modified?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnie View Post
    ^^^LOL, I am going to close this thread and try not to think about frosting. I am doing atkins, this is stupid self torture.
    I tried Atkins chocolate for the first time today. I saw some at Safeway and couldn't resist. It wasn't bad, for demi-healthy junk food.

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    ^I've been addicted to these: http://www.amazon.com/Atkins-Endulge...9752075&sr=1-4

    They taste exactly like Snickers (Although I haven't had real sugar for months so I may not be the best judge hehe)
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