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    Default I can't eat chocolate! Life isn't worth living!

    Due to my IBS, I can't eat chocolate. That sucks royally. My stomach cramps up, I get bloated with extremely foul-smelling gas, and my colon evacuates whatever is in it. It's painful.

    Whaaaaa!

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    Omigosh, I'm soooooooooooo sorry. I'll eat more, in your honor.

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    Ohh..I love chocolate soo much, its worth the IBS flare up. Just drink some fennel tea after to counteract the bloat and stuff.

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    Default Re: I can't eat chocolate! Life isn't worth living!

    Have you tried vegan chocolate?

    http://www.veganchocolate.com/


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    Damn, IBS must blow. Maybe some alternatives like carob or white chocolate would help. It's not the same though, I know.

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    I feel for you. I'm actually allergic to chocolate. Like deathly allergic. It makes my mouth feel as if its on fire and then my throat swells. I don't even want to know what it could have been doing to the rest of my insides. It took about 2 years for me to stop craving it after I started getting sick. I didn't develop the allergies until high school. I haven't tried substitutes because I don't really miss it now.

    Eat lots of caramel =) You'll forget about it after a while. In the mean time it does suck. I'm sorry

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    I remember not being able to eat chocolate for a long time when I was a kid. Hated it.
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    Is it the milk? Some milk chocolate makes my IBSish act up, but dark, dark, dark chocolate is usually okay.

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    Default Re: I can't eat chocolate! Life isn't worth living!

    I sorry!!

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    Default Re: I can't eat chocolate! Life isn't worth living!

    i'm really not a fan of chocolate... but consider it a blessing in disguise lol

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    Default Re: I can't eat chocolate! Life isn't worth living!

    Oh God, there was a birthday in the office today, with a death by chocolate cake. I couldn't resist. However, I spent part of my lunch break blowing out the plumbing with crampy, painful, acidic diarrhea.

    Dammit, you do not spend your precious lunch break pooping! You should poop on company time, not yours!

    God, that was a good cake.

    Kailynn, thanks for the advice. I also wonder if taking some Pepto Bismal prophylactically would minimize the damage...

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    Default Re: I can't eat chocolate! Life isn't worth living!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    blowing out the plumbing...
    oooh how descriptive....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Omigosh, I'm soooooooooooo sorry. I'll eat more, in your honor.
    Me too. I need chocolate to live, seriously. I would have to deal with IBS ickiness just so I could have my precious chocolate.

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