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    Default Re: they've asked how much for sex-what's a good reaction?

    The cute/funny responses are great! But if the guy is an asshole or I'm just flat-out in a pissy mood, I say "Do you know you can get arrested for prostitution for even soliciting me?" or something else that will kill the mood immediately and send him somewhere else.

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    lol i like that latinarose... that way i'm being honest and not a cunty bitch

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    Default Re: they've asked how much for sex-what's a good reaction?

    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post
    The cute/funny responses are great! But if the guy is an asshole or I'm just flat-out in a pissy mood, I say "Do you know you can get arrested for prostitution for even soliciting me?" or something else that will kill the mood immediately and send him somewhere else.
    great advice!!! if i come across an asshole anytime soon i'll be sure to use this...

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    I had a guy Friday night that thought if he kept asking I would finally give in and tell him how much it would take for me to go home with him. I ended up screaming at him in front of a bunch of people, "I wouldn't have sex with you if your dick was made of gold. I've told you that at least 5 times in the past half hour. Do you not fucking understand what I'm saying?"

    The staff ended up having to remove him with force because he just wouldn't let up. I tried to be nice the first few times with the 'I don't do that' lines, but he got on my last fucking nerve by the zillionth time. I'm not a bitch unless I have to be, and he deserved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    I had a guy Friday night that thought if he kept asking I would finally give in and tell him how much it would take for me to go home with him. I ended up screaming at him in front of a bunch of people, "I wouldn't have sex with you if your dick was made of gold. I've told you that at least 5 times in the past half hour. Do you not fucking understand what I'm saying?"

    The staff ended up having to remove him with force because he just wouldn't let up. I tried to be nice the first few times with the 'I don't do that' lines, but he got on my last fucking nerve by the zillionth time. I'm not a bitch unless I have to be, and he deserved it.
    OMG I HATE HATE HATE guys that do that....does that really work for any of them??? I didnt want to have sex with you the first million times you asked...but now that you've bugged up my ass for 6 hours I'm totally hot for it...WTF????

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Yeah..I've done the creative lie...never actually SAYING anything would happen...but making sure the guy thought it would

    But with so many undercovers trolling around..I dont do that anymore. I just dont waste my time. I say...with a VERY sad sad face..."awww..honey....you have you PAY for sex??? Theres NOBODY...I mean..maybe a really ugly girl at last call somewhere that would be willing to fuck you for free?? Just becuse they wanted to??? Oh..(looking him up and down) yeah...I guess not...oh thats SO SAD...." Then I walk away holding my hands to my face "trying" not to cry over his pitifulness....

    They usually stutter about how they totally could get it for free while they blush bright red...."no no honey..people dont pay for sex if they can get it for free....so sad"

    Then I leave. If I have friends in the club I go over to them and make a show of looking over and pointing to the guy and have her wipe her eye all sad over it too. then she goes to a friend and does it..on and on until the whole club is "weeping" over this sad sad man.

    They dont stay long.

    Ahahahahahahaha I love you so very very much right now.

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    haha, i am SOOO mean to guys that try and solicite me. it fucking discusts me. I usually say:

    "Yes, but you can't afford it."
    discusting man: "Well, how much?"
    me: "A million dollars."
    pathetic man: "Oh..." *embarrassed*
    me: "Yeah, you know they have street corners with girls more in YOUR price range...n one's gunna fuck you here, honey.

    hey, maybe one day Ill get lucky and a millionaire would come in b/c I'd totally do you for a million bux. haha
    fuck it.


    ~Jayhde~

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    LOL! I have said that as well.
    I had a handsy guy I was fending off, and he asked me how much to fuck him, and I said $500,000. Just as I was saying that, the bouncer was comming over to tell the guy to get his hands off me, so he over heard the conversation, and just walked away laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    I had a guy Friday night that thought if he kept asking I would finally give in and tell him how much it would take for me to go home with him. I ended up screaming at him in front of a bunch of people, "I wouldn't have sex with you if your dick was made of gold. I've told you that at least 5 times in the past half hour. Do you not fucking understand what I'm saying?"

    The staff ended up having to remove him with force because he just wouldn't let up. I tried to be nice the first few times with the 'I don't do that' lines, but he got on my last fucking nerve by the zillionth time. I'm not a bitch unless I have to be, and he deserved it.

    hahaha really great lines on this thread.. im gonna start memorizing....


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