Tonight one guy didn't want to tip me during my tipwalk. When I asked him why, he said he was gay. My solution: Compliment him ("I always get crushes on gay men, I love you because I can't have you!"), get him to compliment me ("You still admire the beauty of the female form?"), then go for the tip ("Everyone loves boobies tho, why don't you put one right here?"). Not only did he tip me $20, he got all the other guys at his table to tip me too!



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