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    Tonight one guy didn't want to tip me during my tipwalk. When I asked him why, he said he was gay. My solution: Compliment him ("I always get crushes on gay men, I love you because I can't have you!"), get him to compliment me ("You still admire the beauty of the female form?"), then go for the tip ("Everyone loves boobies tho, why don't you put one right here?"). Not only did he tip me $20, he got all the other guys at his table to tip me too!

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    The only time the "I'm gay" is used for me in the clubs I work in is when the patron thinks he's so damn clever in using that line as a way to say NO to me. I can count on one hand how many gay male patrons I have met inside a strip club. I can count more in re gay females (lesbians) more than the men.

    As I said, the "I'm gay" is usually a stupid attempt at a guy trying to have "one up" on me when saying NO. It is never used in a 'nice' way from my experience.


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    actually, I have a gay couple who are semi-regulars of mine. The way they explained it, yeah they're gay, but they just think women are beautiful and love how sensually they can move, and it gets them hot for each other when they see me crawling all over their partner. They'll only come in when I work, though, b/c apparently all the other girls that they asked for a double dance with two guys looked at them like they were crazy. I have a lot of fun dancing for them! And they tip well and lavish me with compliments after the dances

    But yeah, 99% of the time when you hear "sorry, i'm gay", it's some douche trying to be clever and failing miserably.

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    Isn't it fun when they really mean it? One night I was dressed as a maid carrying a feather duster with a big handle. When the guy I approached for a dance said "Sorry sweetie, I'm gay." I turned it around like a strap on and said "Ok, how bout now?" He still didn't get a dance, but it was a good laugh.

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    I had a gay guy last month that was in with friends and loved me so he was buying them all dances and paying me double!! Man was that sweet!!!! I love gay guys, they all remind me of my gay uncle, lol!

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    I had a gay guy in the club once; he was there with a bunch of straight friends, and he had agreed to stay sober and drive and take them out to the strip clubs for a good time. He was a really cool guy and bought a couple of dances for one friend, who then told everyone else how awesome they were, and I danced for all the straight guys in the party. The gay guy didn't get any dances but he talked all his friends into dancing with me and I made a few hundred off that group. Yay for the cool gay guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelo View Post
    Isn't it fun when they really mean it? One night I was dressed as a maid carrying a feather duster with a big handle. When the guy I approached for a dance said "Sorry sweetie, I'm gay." I turned it around like a strap on and said "Ok, how bout now?" He still didn't get a dance, but it was a good laugh.
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    I always just say that "well if our female patrons can appreciate the beauty in pole dancing then so can you." To which they usually say "well it was beautiful" at which point I pull out my garter and go "so why don't you say it with a tip?" It does tend to work!

    Edit, another thing I say depending on the attitude is "Honey, I don't care if you were Santa, if you liked the dance you're allowed to tip me!"
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    The few times I heard this I said "You're gay?? That ROCKS.....gay guys ALWAYS love tits(they do too!) and they have tons of disposable income. No kids, no wife...nobody taking their paycheck but little ol' pretty fag-hag me"

    They always tipped me!

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    I'm telling ya, a gay man is every womans best friend... We all need at least one :-) I was brought up in the theater and was lucky enough to befriend several gay men, which is great now, I sit with a gay guy at work and we chat it up, he tips me (usually quite well) while the other dancers are trying to figure out what just happened. Love it!

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    I tell them that lapdances are for everyone.

    Other times, with men who I felt were probably just being jerks, I've said "prove it" and told them that if they did not get a hard-on during my lapdance, they could have their money back. This worked a few times. I never gave any money back, either.

    I've also run into a lot of gay friends/brothers/cousins of a bachelor in a bachelor party situation. If they're closeted, partially closeted, or just feeling awkward in the environment, they're your best spenders.
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    2 of the biggest spenders i've ever sat with (seperate times) were gay men. on both occasions they were with a few other people, but they were the ones spending money. i had a great time with them too. the last one i met in the club had me give him ass clapping lessons. lol

    he wasn't bad at it either.

    one time (different from the two mentioned above) we had a gay guy come in with a group of about 25 for a work party. he and 2 of the women were the ONLY people spending money in the entire group. they wound up paying for all of the lame ass straight guys to get dances. the only thing the straight guys did was buy drinks for dancers and try to get them to go home with them.

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    I've had maybe a handfull of truly gay men come to the club, and they have all been tons of fun.

    But I've had way more use the gay excuse. To which I always say, " oh yah? And is HE your lover?" pointing to a guy next to him "Let me see you two make out, come on, a nice big WET kiss..."

    But really, being gay isn't an excuse to not tip... If I go out to eat with a vegetarian friend, I don't expect her to not tip just because there was meat on my plate! Silly boys, gay or straight, silly silly boys.
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