I don't wanna be in a relationship...I just want a "MANSLAVE"...LOL!!!![]()





I don't wanna be in a relationship...I just want a "MANSLAVE"...LOL!!!![]()
MM, the reason I made this post was so that people could realize what holds them back from successful relationship land. Noticing what we do wrong helps us fix it.
LoL I know my flaws, i've tried to fix em... just doesnt work.. ahaha...





^I know my flaws, too...I really do want a "MANSLAVE", though...somebody who will put up with my bullshit. I'm too selfish and focused on my goals right now. A lot of my relationships have fell apart cuz of this. I hate being ambitious!! LOL!!![]()



I tend to bottle up my emotions for way too long. When I have an arguement, they all come out and I end up literally exploding over the smallest thing.
Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”





I don't break up with people when I should.
And - I'm not sure if this is a flaw or normal, but it irritates people - if I'm doing something, I'm all focused on doing it. So if they start hugging on me while I'm doing something I'm like, "cut it out I'm doing something."
I'm insanely jealous, and I don't really know how to fix it, I have a firery hot temper, and I leave alot. As in packing up all my bags and going to my dad's house, I've done that like 4-5 times it's so immature and always the wrong decision.





Girl, its not a "flaw" to expect these things out of your man. Don't be silly. I mean, yeah, its ok for him to have his phone off, and you do need to be careful about getting attached too fast, but you get to have a relationship on your terms too. If he can't meet these needs, find a guy who can.





I'm internally jealous and insecure, which can make me quiet and moody when it's been bottled up a while. I also NEVER forget even the most minor fights or tiffs. I'm only ultra clingy when I'm sick or sad... I'm also a hopeless romantic, which may or may not be a flaw these days.... I also have no sex drive. MAJOR flaw.![]()
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^ OOOhhhh I get it. No worries, I've been there too. It takes me awhile to get warmed up, but once I love a guy, I get like that too. Like, I filled up my last boyfriend's voicemail, went over to his house when he told me not too, and banged on his door. They almost called the cops on me. Its mostly when I get drunk though. Ughhh, I promised myself that I'll never get like that again. Its a terrible feeling.
I tend to be overly dominant in my relationship, even though I want my man to assert himself sometimes it's hard for him to know when. And I have a fiery temper that gets out-of-control on occasion, even though I constantly work on that part of myself.
But overall I consider myself to be a good wife. We all have our flaws, the trick is finding someone who will love you despite them.
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Like Rozz, I'd rather eat broken glass that communicate.
My boyfriend is the type of person that must talk things out. Resolve the issue.
I'd rather let it go, I get over shit fast. Sleep it off, Im fine the next day, all is forgotten and forgiven. But him...we need to talk it out. It takes him hours to get a conversation out of me.










Wow-where do I begin? First off, I get attached too easily. I also have a tendency to gravitate towards guys that are intellectual, artsy,likes to travel and are into the music scene. The problem with that is, they tend to be dreamers, have a Peter Pan complex and can't balance responsibility and fun.
Yeah, that's all fine and dandy if you're younger and don't care about getting a house, getting married, having kids one day and OMG actually holding down a steady job.
The bitch of it is is that we normally get along so well, have everything in common, have so much fun together and believe in all of the same things-politics, religion and a general world view.
Generally, I just pick the bad ones, and I have no idea why.![]()
I tend to pick emotional cripples and want to "fix" them.
"She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"
Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham




I loved her with all my heart.....so i threw away my heart so it cant get broken ever again.
P.S. I'm not emo....
I'm too prideful. I don't like to be the one to try to make up, but I'm working on it!
"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"
Well, after nearly getting married to a woman who cheated on me, almost daily...
I've become Seinfeld. I find the flaws in others and dwell on them. When I started dating my last girlfriend, my best friend asked: "How long is this one going to last, Seinfeld?" She didn't last long. She talked too much about stupid things like paint, and chocolate milk.
Why So Serious?





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





I'm crazy as hell, so I can be really hard to deal with. Seriously, dating a schizophrenic takes a strong mother fucker.




I see my relationship as *possible * flaws, but I feel that at this point in my life, I'm entitled to have flaws, and same goes for my partner. I'd rather pick someone that has flaws that I can deal with and vise-versa. I strive to improve myself for myself, but that doesn't mean I need to improve on every flaw and my relationship flaws at this point need no improvement. I've got other things that need to be taken care of.
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