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    I am helping a friend find a new place and came across this ad on craigslist...


    "FREE ROOM AND BOARD"
    Private Room & Bath available in 4/3 clean and comfortable home in quiet Smyrna neighborhood. Must be young, attractive and accommodating. Willing to trade your time and favors in exchange for FREE Room & Board, interested ladies reply via email or call 716 908 9990 in ATL. [email protected].


    How gross!! In the neighborhood he is talking about, room and board would prob top out at around 700 a month. Meaning, she would be a sexual slave to some gross perve for around $30 a day! Julia roberts was a street hooker who got 3G's for a week at the penthouse haha...Did he ever think that an attractive young female could easily work the pole and make 10x that, without having to screw some gross ugly dude??

    EW. Surprised he had the balls to post his number, too!! I bet some nasty crack ho will show up and steal all his sh** while hes not home!

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    Oooh I wanna call him and just harass! Whose w/ me lol







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    I'll do it!
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    That's an awesome deal.

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    Default Re: TOTALLY gross! Cant believe this guy...

    lol if i was in the states right now, id call and act like i really wanted to meet up... tell him to meet me somewhere (get him to tell me where of course) and tell him to wear certain thigns so i'll know its him.

    of course i wont show.

    fucking dummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    lol if i was in the states right now, id call and act like i really wanted to meet up... tell him to meet me somewhere (get him to tell me where of course) and tell him to wear certain thigns so i'll know its him.

    of course i wont show.

    fucking dummy.
    Of COURSE you would have to show. With all your friends and a video camera!!!!

    Smile..You're on PERV-TV!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    lol if i was in the states right now, id call and act like i really wanted to meet up... tell him to meet me somewhere (get him to tell me where of course) and tell him to wear certain thigns so i'll know its him.

    of course i wont show.

    fucking dummy.
    Oooh someone in ATL has to do it, then post the results on YouTube







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    ^ please. please. please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenlyheidi View Post
    EW. Surprised he had the balls to post his number, too!! I bet some nasty crack ho will show up and steal all his sh** while hes not home!


    Too bad I'm living in the middle of nowhere or I'd show up to do that.

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    Ooooohh..... someone really should. Then post the vid on here! I must see this! Oh. And then turn him in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess View Post
    You could actually alert the police to that. It's intent to solicit sexual favors for money. He's looking for a prostitute. I'm not sure how ATL is about that stuff...but some areas in the south would be all over him. LOL
    The police have been crackin down on craigslist hookers setting up mad stings
    I bet they would love to bust a john

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    Im hoping we will see him on dateline with Chris Hansen at his door..."to catch a perve"!!! I actually emailed him and he said that being a stripper must suit my "charming personality" and he said that he has been getting lots of responses to his "offer"...EEWWW Here he is downing strippers yet he is trying to find some hard up girl to come be his live in sex slave at his dumpy house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenlyheidi View Post
    How gross!! In the neighborhood he is talking about, room and board would prob top out at around 700 a month. Meaning, she would be a sexual slave to some gross perve for around $30 a day! Julia roberts was a street hooker who got 3G's for a week at the penthouse haha...Did he ever think that an attractive young female could easily work the pole and make 10x that, without having to screw some gross ugly dude??

    EW. Surprised he had the balls to post his number, too!! I bet some nasty crack ho will show up and steal all his sh** while hes not home!
    Well, maybe he only wants a quick blowjob once a week. So then it would be about $700 for about an hour.

    Or, more likely - he's doing what I do and posting bogus ads for a few laughs.
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    You could actually alert the police to that. It's intent to solicit sexual favors for money. He's looking for a prostitute. I'm not sure how ATL is about that stuff...but some areas in the south would be all over him. LOL
    According to the sheriff/police here in San Diego, they don't give a fuck. You can't do it if you're a commercial property manager, and you can't do that as an apartment owner with the apartments for rent to the general public. If the rent you give is FREE to a girl/guy in exchange for sex, and it is an oral (once the contract gets written, it could be seen as a more binding and commercial situation), the police can't (or won't) do anything about it. REDUCED rent in exchange for sex is illegal because it can be considered a form of monetary exchange. At least that was how it was explained to a friend that complained about her loser roomie for doing exactly that...
    Her landlord didn't care (as long as the lease was getting paid, he didn't care- and he wouldn't let her break the lease without $$$$$).

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    I have a friend who looks like a sumo wrestler. He's a fat Asian guy with long hair and chain smokes. We can dress him up as a schoolgirl outfit and send him to the guy's door. Beforehand, we'd get a FOB Asian girl with a heavy accent to phone the perv.

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    ^^Bleach I the bleach must cleanse eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboyII View Post
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    Actually he wrote me back with some weird babbling psuedo intellectual email saying that i am so young, uneducated and closed minded as to not be open to the idea that for years and in several cultures people can have a "mutually beneficial and rewarding relationship based on the human touch". RIGHT. Then went on to say he is attractive and rich, and has already gotten a lot of responses.

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    There are a lot of losers who seek those kind of sexual favors for room and board arrangements on craigslist. Makes me want to show up just to beat them up.

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