not, I will have water and work out!
not, I will have water and work out!




I saw that video on TV maybe 6 weeks ago. I still maintain that, if I were Beyonce, I wouldn't want to be seen next to Shakira. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Beyonce, but let's face it, no-one could possibly look good beside near-perfection.





Pfft. Expensive personal trainers must be nice.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
I remember Shakira back in the day, 94 and she's always had a freaking beautiful body.
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