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    We went to the library to get a few workout vids, ned to workout! anyway as he was picking up a book from the shelf an anouncer came on the speaker and said

    :the library will be closing at 9:

    my son looked at me with htese huge eyes and said

    Elijah: MOMMY!

    ME: what honey?

    Elijah: This book! this book is magic!

    Me: what?

    Elijah: yes this book is magic, it talks!

    I swear I tried to keep it down cause where we were but it was just to freaking cute! lol

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    lol awww. these kinda posts make me want a child even more!!

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    want mine? lol no just kidding, they are my life, yeah they make me want to pull my hair out at times but they are wonderful

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    That is SO cute!!!!
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    Dont mean to threadjack - but this reminds me...once when I was four, I had gotten a pair of little mermaid sneakers for my birthday (little mermaid was the love of my life) and I got a birthday card also, the kind that music plays when you open it...and I didn't realize it was the card for some reason, and it was in the floorboard open and singing and I thought my shoes were magic for the rest of the time I had them cause they could sing.

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    Oh now that is adorable.
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    That is so cute! How old is he?
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Oh man I am so glad this thread is up cause I am in a bad mood and I forgot about this, sorry I haven't heard any news on my mom... anyway he's 4, wanna see a pic?

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    and my fav

    MOMMY I GOT BOOOOBIES!

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    OMG he's adorable!

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    Thanks, he's a sweety, he's a handful but he makes me live

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    OMG!!!! THAT IS SSOOOOO CUTE!!!!! AND HE IS SO HANDSOM!!!!




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    How adorable. I love the boobie one too!

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    afew more









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    and my other pumpkin







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    Please tell me that's his arms and not the cat in his shirt!

    When I was a baby I thought this stick was magic because it controlled the weather... then my mum sat on it - on purpose... she said something about how kids should learn to have their dreams broken at a young age. To this day I stil fantasize my stick could control the weather.


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    Dude, your KID is magic. That is just adorable. Ahh...I miss imagination

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    Oh he put clothes under his shirt.

    Oh he comes up with the strangest things. The other day we went for a walk and the dog saw this bird and well the bird is no longer alive elijah ran and said "Richie NO! bad dog you killed Choco" I looked at him and said "oh honey I'm sorry but you named the bird?" and he said "yes mommy every thing has a name and choco was perfect for him." I'm kind wondering how he remembered that specific bird and why he came up with that name?

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    That is too damn adorable. I love kids.

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    He's soooo cute! Boys rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    Oh he put clothes under his shirt.

    Oh he comes up with the strangest things. The other day we went for a walk and the dog saw this bird and well the bird is no longer alive elijah ran and said "Richie NO! bad dog you killed Choco" I looked at him and said "oh honey I'm sorry but you named the bird?" and he said "yes mommy every thing has a name and choco was perfect for him." I'm kind wondering how he remembered that specific bird and why he came up with that name?
    Is he old enough to play Final Fantasy? Because a chocobo is a name for a bird in those games.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Is he old enough to play Final Fantasy? Because a chocobo is a name for a bird in those games.
    I don't have any game systems, hmm maybe he heard the name at the preschool?


    another funny story, at a store once the baby began to cry and he yelled..

    MOMMY! he wants your boobies!


    I looked around and everyone was just looking at me like WTH? I said Elijah not so loud sweety, he turned and looked at this lady a wispered "he does though, he loves her boobies" lol

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    ^^^^ that is SOOOOO funny.

    when I was younger this little girl came over to my house and she had a speech impediment. she saw two of our cats and delightedly squeeled at my mother "You have twoooooo titties!!" my mom smiled and said she had three, the other one was in the living room.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    It hate to re-read things I write
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    ^^^ lol aww that is funny!

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