bending time and space.
who wouldn't want the option of a second chance at everything?
bending time and space.
who wouldn't want the option of a second chance at everything?
I would not want to be able to ready people's minds. Seriously, I'd rather go through life naive to think everyone says nothing but good about me, and I don't want to be able to hear bad things. Same with invisible. I wouldn't want to watch what people do when noone's around. I also wouldnt want to go back in time anc change things. Everything I have done in my past has shaped who I am today. Good and bad, it has helped to make me the person I am now, and I like who I am. WHo knows, if I hadn't gone through certain things in the past, how I woudl turn out today.
My super power woudl be manipulation. Mind control. Making people do what I want them to...wait, Im already pretty good at that.....Yeah...making anyone do what I want them to.
I could change bad people, and make them do good. I could stop murderers and rapists. I could make my mom stop drinking. And i could be the worlds best stripper, ever.





^^ but if you're talking about challenges... then you'd always have your way. Life would be boring. Yes, you'd have a lot of work... but would you flit around sleeping with politicians persuading them to change legislation and creep up on murderers to stop them... wait,.... that doesn't sound bad at all...
hmm... good choice after all.
I'd be keen on Hiro Nackamura's Time/Space thing from Heroes. Though it'd misuse it, and annoy the living shit out of myself. I'd forever be like "Dude" Future me would say "Tell her she has pretty eyes! Dumbfuck!" Past me would say "TELL WHO?" Then past me wouild meet her and, you know... do some goofy fuck up. Then future me would use that 20/20 vision that future me's always seem to have and CUSS!
Future me would be cussing past me out... all the fucking time.
Wow...
Soooooooooo, i'd cling to walls!
I would want the power of electromagnetic pulse...
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I'd transform into a caucasian male
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I'd have to pick shapeshifting, especially if I could change just parts of me into animal parts-bat ears, wall grabby toes, prehensile tail. But not all at once.That would just look odd.
Rose Leigh
or the power to turn people into trees
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a fully-functional pineal gland.
loophole....![]()
through which, ALL superpowers would be possible!!! mwaahahaha
Wait, wait... You mean if I had ANOTHER superpower?
If I had a superpower I'd totally want to fly, but would have to settle for the superpower to blow things up, like Prue from The Charmed Ones. I have anger management issues from time to time and this would work great for that, but pity the fool that doesn't want a lapdance from me...
^^ LOL. I was a Charmed addict. Prue couldn't blow things up, that was Piper. Prue could move things with her mind.




Super hearing. I'd love to be able to hear what people are talking about no matter how far away they are simply by focusing on them.
My new power to transform into a caucasian male, combined with my good looks, powers of persuasion, and super evil genius would transform me into an unstoppable SUPER PIMP!!! As a black boy and a caucasian man, I'd be able to manipulate and take even more money away from naive & hard working strippers!!!
Ha Ha Ha, I'm the Lex Luthor of Stripperweb!
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^^^ Not even close. The Penguin, maybe on a good day.





^^THAT was farking funny, yek.



I'm easy everyone knows what I would want, teleportation, phasing and possibly time travel.
Then I would have no money or travel concerns. heh heh heh
I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.
Where you come from is gone.
Where you thought you were going to was never there,
and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
-Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
to be able to go back in time and in the future.
You're not really bad though. You're just a dumbass with no business sense.
We obviously have very different ideas regarding happiness.
What?! Dumbass~! No business sense~!
Yekhefah, come on! Your white, you live in america, and the best thing you've done with your life is become a stripper
Meanwhile, this stripping agency thing is just one of the successful things I do ... If I could turn white, I'd probably be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Watch Cordelia on The Bad Girls Club on Oxygen
Uh huh.
Dude. Come ON. I know you're not a bad guy. I'd even vouch for that. And I probably shouldn't even get into this. But there are four ENORMOUS problems with the statement above.
1. I shouldn't even have to say this, but Yekhefah has done all kinds of incredible things. I won't get into the details for her here (frankly, she really doesn't need me to defend her, I just couldn't keep my mouth shut on this), but all it would take is a very quick browse to get just a surface idea of the many projects and achievements Yek has going ALL THE TIME. (And Yek, if you're annoyed by this whole post, PM me and I'll delete.)
2. Furthermore, that's true of a LOT of us here. Why would you assume that this is "the best thing she's done with her life"? For her or for any of us? Just because we're here? You're here. Does that mean this agency is all you do? You've made it clear that it's not. Great. Give us the same benefit of the doubt.
3. Related to the above, even if it was "all" she did or does - why would that necessarily be a bad thing? Look at some of the amazing performers/uberhustling businesswomen here on this very forum, that both bank and are incredibly experienced and professional!
4. And possibly most importantly - what the hell kind of attitude is that for someone who WORKS WITH strippers? It honestly makes it look as though you don't have a lot of respect for the dancers you hire. But that couldn't possibly be true, could it?
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If I had a superpower, it would be to diplomatically heal all rifts and disagreements and ruffled feathers.![]()
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