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    I know at strip clubs we see alot of funny drunken moments...

    but outside the club, what is the funniest thing you've ever seen a drunk person do? either yrself or someone else?

    For me, it was the lady at Blockbuster today...she bought 20 of the used DVDs, not realizing that it was 4 for $20, not 20 for $4...the shitfit that she had was awesome. I never knew that skittles, when thrown on the floor, bounce so high.......and then she pulled out the bottle of vodka and finished it inside the store! Oh my god..I was laughing so hard.

    Best drunk moment with myself...I was singing karaoke, forgot the words to Killing In The Name Of (even though they were on the screen in front of me) and I started blowing the microphone...which, of course, got everyone cheering for me anyway. My friends have a picture of it somewhere.
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    lol skittles!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahah oh that mame lol!


    Oh well the best drunk moment I had was my first real drunkennesss I was with my sister and her bf and I had to go pee and went sat and this fly was so slow I cou;d nto stop laughing! My sister came in and said "wth is wrong with you" I kept saying "they fly! look it's soooooooooooooooo sllllllllowwwww!" she said "get up!" and I couldn't, I was just too freaking hysterical.

    She slapped me and said "I'm getting you up but I am not going to wipe your ass" so she got me up and I went to the kitchen got on my table and began to dance and then surf and the swim and that is all remember. The next day I had freaking bruises cause apparently I was so drunk I kept laughing and she kept hittin gme to keep me quiet so we would wake my mom up, ah good times.

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    This story happened in the bar but it's too funny to leave out...
    I was sitting at the bar & a drunk middle-aged guy wanted to show off his tattoo of a Naval Battleship (this was a Navy bar)...or so he said....He actually wanted to use the excuse of showing off a tattoo to whip his dick out in front of me.

    When he showed it to me, I said, "Awww, someone sunk your Battleship," leaving him laughed at by all his friends.

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^hahahahhahah^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^

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