Hung Muther *takes a bow*


Hung Muther *takes a bow*




Shirt Lifter *shrugs* doesn't seem so bad...
There's a wild side behind every innocent face.
End violence against women.
I support Dottie.





"Count Suckula". Heh.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.



turd burgler ---> me
dirt devil ---> partner





Oh great...I'm "Glory Hole"!
Nice to know I'd be good for something in the slammer!





From now on, Pooka will hereby only answer to: Nappy Hole
I'm The Recptacle.
My guy would be Catcher's Mitt.





im squealing piglet lol
Love it!






There was once a formula for finding your "Porn Star Name". You took your middle name and the street you lived on, and that was it. Several people at work tried it and came up with names such as "Larry Verone", "Ann Buckner", and "Jane Loving". I got stuck with "Larry Farm Road 2261".
The nick I got was Hung Like a Stud Gerbil. Where's my attorney?
My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.





I'm just 'Whore'. o.o
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
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