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    Ugh for the last couple of weeks I have been feeling really gross. I am bloated, have sore loins, my nips are "leaking", I haven't gotten my period in a month and a half..... yet I'm not pregnant!! What else could be going on?? Last time I went to the doctor about this weird stuff, they pretty much sent me away with ain medication...woo fricking hoo.... Oh yes, and I am bunged up tighter than a pickle barrel (tmi hah) Has anyone ever had this? And what did it turn out to be??
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    Are you SURE your not pregnant?
    If you've had sex, I think you should first get a blood test from the doctor to make sure your not pregnant.
    If not..it sounds like your hormones are out of control. No idea how to fix that tho.

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    Oh figs
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    Sounds just like pregnancy to me.

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    Sounds like preggo, and you should get an ultrasound to make sure you're not having etopic pregnancy (which means the baby is growing in your tubes, a condition that is actually life threatening) and also get a blood test to make sure the home tests aren't giving you false postive.

    If it's not preggo, your hormones are out of whack. I don't know how to fix it, but your doctor will.
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    Yeah, I am off to the doctor again, this week... it is so frustrating though to feel like I am pregnant and not be! I mean, I want to at least suffer through these symptoms for a good reason. Bleh
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    ^ I've had this 3 times in my life. It was a ghost pregnancy. No clue on how I got it the last 2 times. The first time was when I was really trying to conieve and my body just began to think it was. I had a sac and fluid. no baby though

    the last 2 times I've had just the hormones being there and nothing more. Although home pregnancy tests came up positive , ultrasounds showed nothing.

    I would get an ultrasound to be 100 % along with blood work.

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    Thanks for the advice, I am definitely going to do that.
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    ghost pregnancy? wow never heard of it


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    Its actually pretty common..at least in my vagina that is.

    it's called a Blighted ovum


    Definition of Blighted ovum

    Blighted ovum: A fertilized ovum (egg) that did not develop or whose development ceased at an early stage, before 6 or 7 weeks of gestation. On the ultrasound examination of a blighted ovum, only the gestational sac that normally surrounds the embryo can be seen. There is usually no embryo inside the gestational sac.

    A blighted ovum is a form of early spontaneous abortion (miscarriage). At least 50% of early spontaneous abortions are due to chromosome abnormalities. The most common chromosome abnormalities in early spontaneous abortions are 47, +16 (an extra chromosome #16) and 45, X (a missing X or Y chromosome). These two chromosome abnormalities are not familial and do not recur in future pregnancies.

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    Dude, I totally want 'oh figs' to be my new cuss word when the world might be ending.


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    haha ^ me too. i think Im going to steal it since " oh snap! " just doesn't do it anymore

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    ^I say shittlesticks and fuddleduds... but 'oh figs' just really does it.

    You're PREGNANT!

    ..oh figs.


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    gosh nabit is good

    example

    " I'm sorry miss but you seem to be pregnant and your herpes has herpes "

    My response

    " well gosh nabit! "

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    Hah yes, I have weird sayings. Oh figs covers a wide spectrum of emotions even. Or, fie.
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    Well? Did you take a test??
    See a doctor? Fiure out what is wrong?

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    So, I am apparently 8 weeks pregnant! Gah!
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    Oh figs.


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    Hahahahaha
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    Out of curiousity...What made you think you weren't pregnant?

    And...congrats, or oh, damn, that sucks.

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    How do you feel about that? depending on your answer I offer you these
    a) Congrats!! yay baby!
    b) Oh figs... a baby.

    Take whichever you want.
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    Thank you, we are actually excited now, hah. And you know what I am so glad that "Oh figs" is becoming a new thing lol.
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    Well, since you're excited about it...congrats!

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    Congrats!

    As a side note, mixing levels of profanity is also fun. IE, you gosh-darned cunt, or, alternatively, you dad-nabbed cocksucker.

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    that's figalious!

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