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    You are on your 4th garbage bag and counting when cleaning 1 room!!

    As a part of my take control of my life movement, its time to get my house under control. I was never such a slob before. It's entirely out of hand. I dont even invite people over anymore, cause then I'd have to clean.
    Fuck it. I'm doing a complete spring cleaning overhaul, then Im having a damn party!

    I dont know if anyone remembers my rthread on how I had to take my laundry to the laundromat, just cause I had soo much to do, and I swore I'd never let it get that bad again. Well, I have. I mean..everythign is clean, but it's all over the floor. Take clean clothes out of dryer, dump on floor.

    This computer room is nasty as fuck! 4 garbage bags and still going, just cleaning the computer room. Wel..it is the place we spend the most time...but there is about 1 inch of cig ashes on the desks. Gross.

    What's worse, that or the fact that when I'm done here, It's on to the kitchen. Which smells bad. I think the only clean place in this house right now is the litter box. And thats only cause if I dont keep it clean, they poop on the floor.

    You know. After I get this plac eclean, Im hiring a maid to come in 2 days a week to keep up with it. It's not that expensive, and well worth the cost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    I think the only clean place in this house right now is the litter box. And thats only cause if I dont keep it clean, they poop on the floor.
    Will you please come over to my house and explain this to my sister/roomate??? She won't clean her god damn litter box and her cat does this, and she's like "why does my cat keeping going on the floor!" EWWWWWW! Some people shouldn't have pets.


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    Well, I bet M is happy!

    You know you're a slob when you buy new clothes just so you don't have to deal with that huge pile of laundry in the corner (and the hamper and next to the hamper.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post
    Well, I bet M is happy!

    You know you're a slob when you buy new clothes just so you don't have to deal with that huge pile of laundry in the corner (and the hamper and next to the hamper.)
    oh my gosh.. i do this all the time... i get lazy and don't wanna do laundry.. i will go down the street to the mall and buy some cute shirts for the weekend!!! haa.. people think im insane.. no wonder why i can't walk in my room right now.. it is a complete disaster...

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    Haha I hear ya. I'm getting ready to move, and I'm totally putting off cleaning. There are dishes in the sink, clothes on the floor, and stuff everywhere! I need a maid...
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    * breaks out the mop, sponge, Ajax, bleach, and Scrubbing Bubbles and shimmies her way over to the bathroom embarassed *



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    Guilty here as well. My house is a disaster area and it's just overwhelming. Think an apartment is bad? Try 2380 sq feet of mess! Yes, even the garage! I notice that when I do deliveries to residences I notice some smell disgusting, look bad inside, etc. I'm the one to talk, that shit is embarrassing! Yet every time I say I will do something about it, I come home from work and am exhausted.

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    ^ CF, I think that's one of my problems, my house is overwhelming. 3 bedrooms full of crap, for 2 people who share 1 bedroom. The bedroom s a just covered in clothes, the computer room was built up with pop cans and bills and papers, the third bedroom is the cats room, which wasn't to dirty, just lots of toys scattered around, plus 2 1/2 bathrooms that were all a mess, cause I have way, way to much shit.

    I actually kicked the cats out of their room, moved them to the laundry room, and took over their bedroom as my own. I put all my makeup and hair stuff in there to get ready.
    And then I realized I needed a whole second bedroom just for my makeup. Where's that high maintnence thread?

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    LOL! I hear ya. 3 bedroom house here for 2 people!

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    I can beat you! I filled up a mini skip and had to have it emptied so I could fill it up a little more (not so much the second time) when I had a huge spring clean of the unit earlier this year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post
    You know you're a slob when you buy new clothes just so you don't have to deal with that huge pile of laundry in the corner (and the hamper and next to the hamper.)
    Girl... you and me both.

    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    I can beat you! I filled up a mini skip and had to have it emptied so I could fill it up a little more (not so much the second time) when I had a huge spring clean of the unit earlier this year.
    what is a skip?

    I knew a family that literally filled the rooms of their house... there were little walk paths from one door in one room to another, little path around the bed, sink/bathtub... they literally had no space to sit down other than the bed (which had junk on it) it was amazingly gross.

    I am super messy because I try on clothes and toss them all over the place. Dishes on the other hand I am uber anal about and when I am done they are washed.
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    Ah, I feel better. Cleaned up the master bedroom mostly (still some to go) vacuumed, and did some laundry and I folded after it was dry instead of leaving it in the dryer or basket for a week!

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    I knew I was a slob the night I cleaned my refrigerator. I had to call my 4th ex-wife and ask if avocadoes are supposed to be soft.

    Then I had to call her back and apologize. They weren't avocadoes. They were oranges.
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    ^haha
    My house is a mess.
    Overwhelming... when people come over i just try to stuff everything in the closet... and make the "outside" look clean when the room really isn’t.
    I then empty the closet; drawers etc.... in attempt to clean but either find it too overwhelming or decide there are better things to do.....


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    lol. A dumpster.

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    ...when you have to sit back and think before you post like, "umm am I a slob" lol..







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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    I actually kicked the cats out of their room, moved them to the laundry room, and took over their bedroom as my own. I put all my makeup and hair stuff in there to get ready.
    And then I realized I needed a whole second bedroom just for my makeup. Where's that high maintnence thread?
    ^^^Hehe, that made me laugh!

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