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    I'm a waitress and pretty/hot enough to be an entertainer. I just choose not to right now. I want to get a better feel for things first, expand my comfort zone.

    All night long, I get asked/told "Why aren't you dancing?" "I want to see you on stage," "You're so hot, why don't you dance?" etc. My typical response is along of the lines "You're so sweet," and take their order. It's flattering, but some of the guys won't let it go. I know part of the appeal is that the waitresses and bartenders are the only girls who won't be taking their clothes off and it's the allure of something they can't have.

    I need some suggestions on how to answer this in a clever, hopefully money making, way. I respect the entertainers and don't want to take away from what they do by saying something that may sound negative like "Oh, I could NEVER do THAT!!!!"
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    "Aw, you're sweet. But you'd be mighty thirsty if I wasn't here to bring you drinks! Another round for you boys?"

    Just keep it light with a little smile and they'll get bored with the question. Somebody's got to be a waitress, after all. You could also playfully shake your finger and chastise them, like, "What are you saying? Are you trying to get me naked? You bad boy, how about another drink?"

    Then again, I'm all flirty and Southern like that. If you're sultry or cool, this might not work.

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    Tell them your family isvery important to you, and they wouldn't approve. that should shut them up.

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    Default Re: "Why aren't you onstage?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    that should shut them up.
    hehe, probably not

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    I'm having an optimistic day I suppose! lol.

    ignore theym and play dumb!

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    Default Re: "Why aren't you onstage?"

    Tell them for $1000 you'll consider it

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    Thank you! These are great. I'll try it tonight.
    "By 'them' do you mean people like me?"

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    Default Re: "Why aren't you onstage?"

    hehe when i was a waitress i got the same thing! its nice but repetative!

    i usually do what i always do to avoid un-needed extra conversation...I shrug, smile sweetly and giggle...and leave it as that! haha.

    or i would say "mmm maybe someday!" n jus walk away! walking off fast enuff is key..if u stay 2 long, theyll keep BLABBERING!
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    Default Re: "Why aren't you onstage?"

    I was a waitress before I danced, and I got reactions like that from customers too.
    Funny thing is now, as a dancer Im not as noticed I would have thought I'd be.

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