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    What's the worst advice a fellow dancer has ever given you?

    Here's mine:

    Some crazy prostitute trying to convince me of all the major benefits of having a pimp.

    Some crazy chick giving me relationship advice when I didn't know if me and my guy were an offical couple or not. She said, "Just say this to him - Just go up and say: Are we just fuckbuddies or not?!" That was the gist of her advice... it was REALLY bad and she sounded crazy.

    The craziest chick of them all... some NASTY 40 year old (and I mean USED looking. Her stomach looked like a roadmap or something) trying to give me sex advice: When you're on your period, sit on his face and make him eat it. It's called the kiss of death and he'll be addicted to you forever.

    No, I didn't follow the advice of ANY of these women...
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    thats all really, really sick advice, christ, gross who can possibly match up to that kinda bad advice I dont think i could even come close....well my sister once told me to cheat on this dude i was dating that was pretty bad advice but it worked out okay in the end (he was kinda crazy anyway) I cant wait to hear what people have to say on this
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    That made me sick to my stomache. Yuck.

    K, the worst from a fellow dancer....If you just keep dancing for a guy, without letting him know, then at the end you've made a TON of money and he HAS to pay it! Like Omigawd!

    Ding dong, anyone home?

    It's hard to remember bad advice, it usually goes in one and out the other. Good advice sticks though.




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    hmm...one night when I was having a bad night and said so to another girl. She said "just walk up to the guy and grab his dick when you ask for a dance."

    Um.... so then they can either be completely freaked out and turned off (believe it or not, not all guys WANT extras and that would scare off quite a few of the good ones!)...or they'd get a dance, but their expectations of what they'd get back there would be ridiculous (i.e. "if she'll do this right out on the floor, of course she'll do a lot more in an LD!")

    (Funny enough, the same girl that told me this ended up trying to spread shit about me later and tell everyone one night that I was doing this! But she's one of those girls that will love you when you're having a shitty night, but as soon as you start banking one night, suddenly she hates you and will tell everyone that the only reason you're getting LDs is b/c you're grabbing dicks.)

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    I heard a dancer tell another dancer one time that to lure men into VIP, promise them you'll do all kinds of extras. Then she claimed once they got in there and you wouldn't do anything, there would be nothing he could do if you got your money up front. That's just mean. We're not in the business of ripping men off.

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    When I first started there was this one girl who was always trying to give me advice on outfits. It was mainly terrible, stuff like wearing too skimpy of stuff on stage, going barefoot if I felt like it, etc.

    The worst was when she told me to wear this NASTY pair of cut-off MEN'S jeans!

    Thankfully, my little newbie brain didn't absorb any of that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    The craziest chick of them all... some NASTY 40 year old (and I mean USED looking. Her stomach looked like a roadmap or something) trying to give me sex advice: When you're on your period, sit on his face and make him eat it. It's called the kiss of death and he'll be addicted to you forever.
    BARF!!!!! Proof that methamphetamine kills brain cells.

    Worst advice? The fat mean witch who talked shit about my mismatched booty shorts (another girl was nice enough to repeat her slam when I came back in the dressing room) basically that I should have worn something else.

    And then I went out on the floor and took her all money .....

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    I HATE girls like that. I've dealt with a few "know it alls" over the years..

    The girl who when I wasnt feeling well at work one night INSISTED on spouting all her remedies for drinking too much or doing too many drugs and would not shut up..even when I and my friends told her that I dont do drugs ..nor had I had a drink all night. Because every problem in her life obviously stemmed from drugs and alcohol so evryone elses did too....

    The girl who I had to get up and walk away from when she, out of the blue, decided to give me all her tips about how to spot a cop.(including asking becuase "they HAVE to tell you if they are"....yeah ok) Telling this chick that 1) I've been dancing for years and knew perfectly well how to spot a cop and 2) I didnt do anything illegal so i really didnt care if a guy was a cop or not did not register....she was hell bent on giving me the benefit of her vast knowledge....

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    LOL!!

    Funny, but I don't get alot of advice from girls at work - I stay busy so what are they gonna say? LOL. I know I got some advice at work when I was much younger but it was so long ago, nothing sticks out as being really bad. I do remember a waitress once telling me I should pretend I needed money for my phone bill or electric that's about the get shut off. I thought she was nuts and never tried it once.

    Recently though, there was some busted-looking chic in Phx trying to tell me how she made $10k from a bachelor party at Sapphire in Vegas, and always made at least $1k a night, and how I needed to go work there. Yeaaaahhh, riiiiiight. I was just about to ask her why she was in Phoenix then, if it was so great in Vegas, but she ran off too quick Silly cokehead.

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    The worst advice I ever got from a dancer was this: "You never have to be broke, you have an ATM between your legs." The sad part was that she said that her godmother gave her this advice when she was a teenager.

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    I had a girl once tell me" ohh if you g-string is dirty you can still wear it on stage just turn it inside out"
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    Wear a tampon all the time, even when I'm not on my period..
    Ummm, yeah right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Private_Twist View Post
    Wear a tampon all the time, even when I'm not on my period..
    Ummm, yeah right!
    Huh Ive heard that too wtf is that all about?But than on the other hand if your vaggie leeks maybe you should plug it up I dont want you dripping on my stage!ewwww so yucky!
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    on my first night of dancing i met a dancer named joy. she was giving me some pointers on my stage set since i kinda froze up there my first time...and she goes, if u go to vip..you get 200 dollars. me not knowing anything about dancing i say "so if i get a guy back in vip i get 200 from the club or him, or what..?" and she busts out laughing, no u fuck him for 200. everyguy, look your new but tell them nigga this shit aint for free. if you get 3 guys a night back there thats 600! and you just say u only did one dance, so the house only gets 5 bucks. and u pocket the rest! its genius! anyway, i seen her a week later crying in the dressing room because she caught some STD.

    another girl told me never to use a tampon or sea sponge on your period because guys LIKE it when ur blood drips on stage/on their lap. whatttt?
    after reading these, some girls are just plain gross on their period lol!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina View Post

    another girl told me never to use a tampon or sea sponge on your period because guys LIKE it when ur blood drips on stage/on their lap. whatttt?
    after reading these, some girls are just plain gross on their period lol!!
    Good lord! What a nutcase! As I am reading this thread I imagine the crackheads that dispense this "advice," the images are not so good...

    I would say the worst advice was when I just started working and I was only 18 and this girl that was drunk all the time said, "oh if you want to drink just bring in a sprite bottle and fill it all up with Vodka. They'll never know." yuh, ok!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    LOL!!

    Funny, but I don't get alot of advice from girls at work - I stay busy so what are they gonna say? LOL. I know I got some advice at work when I was much younger but it was so long ago, nothing sticks out as being really bad. I do remember a waitress once telling me I should pretend I needed money for my phone bill or electric that's about the get shut off. I thought she was nuts and never tried it once.

    Recently though, there was some busted-looking chic in Phx trying to tell me how she made $10k from a bachelor party at Sapphire in Vegas, and always made at least $1k a night, and how I needed to go work there. Yeaaaahhh, riiiiiight. I was just about to ask her why she was in Phoenix then, if it was so great in Vegas, but she ran off too quick Silly cokehead.
    Ya know...
    At Sapphire the other night I over heard this girl telling another girl that she was from Phoenix, and she BANKS there. She said everyone should go to Pheonix to work, cause the money is sooo good.

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    Right before I moved to Vegas, a girl at my club tried to give me pointers at working in vegas. She said
    " You can pay to go off stage in vegas, and that's probably a really good idea for you because you know, Vegas girls are way hotter, and You'll probably embasass yourself on stage."
    " You should really get a boob job to cause in vegas, ALL the girls have boob jobs, thats just how it is, so you probably won't make any money till you get some boobs"

    So you know..I was scared SHITLESS of Vegas before I got here. I thought that the girls here would be, striper goddesses or something. All supermodels. I was so scared.
    So what did I do? Got hired at the largest strip club in the whole world, and went on stage,My first night. AND I made money on stage. I didn't scare noone off! HA! Take that!

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    Hmmm let me think about some bad advice I got.

    Okay, the female manager at my first club. As I've stated before, my first club wasn't quite a dive but it was declining in business and quality(and lots of extras hindered me from making much money!). Because I was too nice to object, the female manager and the others always put me on the crappy dead shifts because they knew that I wouldn't object, and that if I didn't make the money I needed, I would just stay on for a double or triple shift instead of demanding better shifts.

    Well, in the middle of summertime, the club was DEAD DEAD DEAD. It was 2 hours past opening, and we hadn't had a SINGLE customer! I chatted with the bartender and mentioned something about another club. The female manager heard, and mistakenly thought I was telling the bartender that I wanted to work at the other club(I didn't...although admittedly, I was looking for another club on my off-time). The female manager said, "Are you looking for another club? Just to let you know, this club is the BEST club in the world to work at." Are you kidding me?? It was DEAD and it was NOT the first time!(there were many days that I left dayshift with only $30 )

    Then the same manager proceeded to go on about how nice and down-to-earth the dancers at this club were, and how you'd never find anyone less than completely bitchy at any other club. In reality, some of the girls at this club were downright bitchy to me and would ignore me anytime I said hi, even though I'd never done a single mean thing at that club! When I went to Oasis, I found that the girls were just as nice, or nicer.

    This same female manager also claimed that you have to be a "really superb dancer" to get hired at Delilah's. She said this because quite frankly my dancing ability totally sucked when I started. In reality, Delilah's apparently doesn't even require auditions...they simply take a photo of you in a stripper outfit and decide based on looks(that's what a previous Delilah's dancer told me).

    Hmm what else...oh yeah, some dancers at one club told me that if I got a Mustang, that it would drastically drop in value more than your average car does. One dancer claimed that her 99 Mustang GT convertible was only worth $9000 and implied that mine wouldn't be worth much more than that. Possibly true for the older style(1995-2004) Mustangs, but apparently not for my 06 Mustang GT. I bought it for about $27K, but the Blue Book values claim that I can still get $19-20K just for trade-in, and that's considering that I have more than average mileage on it. Meanwhile, people are selling their Mustangs in car trader/classified ads for not much less than the retail price they'd paid brand new for it. (Not that any of this matters though, since I never want to get rid of my Mustang! )

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    This was not really the worst advice, but it was the worst....something.
    A house girl-turned-feature who used to occasionally dance at our club for the last 10 years or so, asked if I would do a "set" she had just thought up for me, while looking through my trunk of clothes. This chick put on hot performances but the idea she thought up for me was just so...dated. I was also a newbie at this time and felt cool that our only feature had invested interest in me. She tells me to get up onstage wearing my white boots and "have some real attitude, like...walk around all tough like you're a bitch and your gonna stomp some mothafuckers. I'll pick your songs, girl." I get ready and just as I climb the stage I hear that awful,
    "These Boots Are Made for Walking"
    song. I turn toward the dj booth and she's all thumbs up and makes the "attitude-face" at me that she wants me to make. Man.. I just felt so eff'n hokey. I tried to go with the act just to make her happy because she seemed so excited about it, but that awful part in the middle of the song when it's just those lame-ass guitars (doo-doo-doo-do)...ugh, it was my most UNCOOL stage set ever. The men looked..so unamused.

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    ^Hahaha! That was almost painful to read!
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    I had a beautiful but tough-looking woman tell me flat out that what you need to do to get Champagne Rooms was tell the guys, "Yeah, yeah, I'll fuck you," and then switching to "What are you talking about, stoopid?" once he's paid and you're in there. Because, according to her, what's he going to do, complain to the cops?

    She was very proud of being a Hustler, she claimed. She really was gorgeous, though. I don't have a clue why she thought she had to resort to such bullshit.
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    I had another dancer to tell me to eat a packet of sugar when I was tweaking out on some powerful cocaine. Let me tell ya, that remedy didn't work, lol.

    I think I'm guilty of giving advice to dancers, esp. newbies. I just can't help myself, there are so many things I wish someone had told me. I guess it's my mothering instinct.
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    any advice regarding on how i should have a few drinks before work to "be funnier".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post

    The craziest chick of them all... some NASTY 40 year old (and I mean USED looking. Her stomach looked like a roadmap or something) trying to give me sex advice: When you're on your period, sit on his face and make him eat it. It's called the kiss of death and he'll be addicted to you forever.
    Quote Originally Posted by blaze_n_hot View Post
    The worst advice I ever got from a dancer was this: "You never have to be broke, you have an ATM between your legs." The sad part was that she said that her godmother gave her this advice when she was a teenager.
    I think I'm gonna cry from laughing so hard....
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    From a business partner: "Trust Me"

    From a former spouse: "Trust Me"

    From same former spouse: "Sure I'll pay you back the money"

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