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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    You're talking to strippers, dude.
    Touche.

    Still, I have seen a lot of pussies in my life, and the most unusual one was a girl that was ten years older than me who had one lip longer than the other...she called it her chickenskin. And you know what? She shaved her pussy, and it was a great pussy. Unless it's so deformed that it's grotesque, I just see this is something that's unnecessary.

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    ^^^ yay! agreed.


    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Embyr... I want to get it. Not because I want to conform to men's opinion of pussy but because I have one inner labia that's larger than the other and it SNAGS ON STUFF. As in painful ow ow shit my pussy is dying.
    In my critique to the guy on Loveline (i wish i could remember his name) I DID remark that this was (imho) the one really acceptable time to get surgery... obviously, everyone will have their differing reasons, but if something is actually causing physical PAIN, then by all means, surgery should definitely be an option. Or, in the cases of resolving a botched job, or correcting Female Genital Mutilation, which can leave the vagina absolutely traumatized and in need of surgical "revitilization."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Touche.

    Still, I have seen a lot of pussies in my life, and the most unusual one was a girl that was ten years older than me who had one lip longer than the other...she called it her chickenskin. And you know what? She shaved her pussy, and it was a great pussy. Unless it's so deformed that it's grotesque, I just see this is something that's unnecessary.
    Here's the thing - you remembered it. And you called it unusual. I mean, I'd rather have an unmemorable looking puss than a memorable looking one - because nobody ever remembers the decent and normal looking.


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    I also remembered the girl I went out with in high school because her toes had a cute square shape to them.

    Neither the square toes nor the unusual labia were bad.

    I can see getting breast implants...lipo....nose job....things that most people can see and that traditionally have been valued as something that is attractive...but cut up your vagina? That is just nuts.

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    I think in general the idea of plastic surgury is weird.. I mean, it just is... (doesnt stop me from wanting it) but this is beyond weird to me. Maybe this is just more taboo, but it is still just too weird. I dont like my hmm-hmm as much as I could, but I dont dislike it enough to do anything to it to change the way it looks... other than getting super fucked ...
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    I would like a cuter one I suppose, but mine is just fine really. I wonder though, does it change at all after having children? Does it stretch in ways that can't be tightened by Kegels? Do the labia get longer? Can anyone who's given birth enlighten me? Because if it changes for the worse then hells yes I would consider the surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica_rabbit View Post
    I would like a cuter one I suppose, but mine is just fine really. I wonder though, does it change at all after having children? Does it stretch in ways that can't be tightened by Kegels? Do the labia get longer? Can anyone who's given birth enlighten me? Because if it changes for the worse then hells yes I would consider the surgery.
    The only way a childbirth can change your vagina permanently is if your pelvic floor muscles tear... of course this means you'd also be diapers because you wouldn't be able to control your bowel movements either. This is rare.. but otherwise kegels can fix anything.


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    As lilithmorrigan said, most tears (even small ones) are between the vagina and anus, and most don't cause any problems after healing. Personally, I tore UP (toward my clit! OMFG that was scary! Not THAT! lol)...I had 3 stitches on one side and 2 on the other. After healing, one inner labia is a bit longer than the other from the way I was stitched...but it's no big deal and doesn't cause any issues. It's still a pretty good looking puss I wouldn't bother with any sort of surgery down there just for cosmetic reasons.

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    vaginal tearing scares the bejesus out of me!!
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    I had three hugantic kids (9, 9 and 10lbs) vaginally and had no lasting badness happen. Everything is still intact and functions quite wonderfully.

    Personally i'm fine with my vag. It's imperfect looking maybe but man does it work great! No way in hell i'd chance fucking that shit up...



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    This thread is reminding me that I need to stretch my perineum with the olive oil to prevent tearing. Yay.

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    ^^^ eeep, tearing... ::Roulette runs and hides in the corner holding her knees to her chest::...

    Dont get torn Alexxa... I would probably cry.... because you know... the well being of your vag is all about my emotions.
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    I can see getting breast implants...lipo....nose job....things that most people can see and that traditionally have been valued as something that is attractive...but cut up your vagina? That is just nuts.
    What about getting plastic surgery to make you feel better about yourself? WHat if I wanted surgery on a part of my body that noone in the world can see, but I didn't like it, and wanted to change to make myself feel better.
    I've never had any complaints abtou my vagina, but I just do not like it. I dont care that the only person who sees it is my boyfriend and he thinks it looks ok. I dont think so, and my opinion of myself is the ony one that matters. I HATE my vagina. I think it is ugly. It is the only part of my body that I dispise. Everything else I can live with, but my vagna makes me cringe when I look at it.

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    I guess...just seems extreme to want to have plastic surgery on a part of your body that almost no one sees (ok...unless you're a stripper). I mean, how bad can it be? I've seen lots, and I have never seen one that I thought was ugly. Not one time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    (ok...unless you're a stripper).
    yeah...

    Ok, fine, I see your point. But really, on a board full of strippers, people are gonna be more open to the idea. I mean, if I weren't happy with my kitty, I might be ok with it if only people who cared about me saw it. But if it were part of my money making system, I'd be thinking economically.

    This isn't to say that I don't think all the pretty kitties I've seen aren't beautiful. But SC custies can be judgemental.

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    Nope I have a really really nice vagina. Even other dancers comment on my nice little pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    I guess...just seems extreme to want to have plastic surgery on a part of your body that almost no one sees (ok...unless you're a stripper). I mean, how bad can it be? I've seen lots, and I have never seen one that I thought was ugly. Not one time.
    You totally missed my point. Noone does see my vagina, except my boyfriend. I dont dance nude. I dont care if everyone in the world saw it, or noone but me. I don't like it. Plastic surgery isn't just abotu fixing what others can see. It's about fixing pasrts of your body that you don't like.

    Hell...everyone in the world can see my tits, and they are small, that don't mean I want PS on them just cause everyone can see them. I like my boobs. SO if everyone can see them, and didn't like them, who gives a shit? Im happy with em.

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    this thread just reminded me of my first boyfriend, the first guy to see my va-jay-jay and the first time he saw it he said "It's like a beautiful flower" and it was innocent and sweetly said that i dont think i could ver imagine changing it.... tho I know I've already said that, but his comment was just soo... I dunno... I'm off to bed. I am lacking sleep hardcore!
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    One guy told me my pussy looked like I had been around the block.

    Not only was that a mean thing to say, it was also very inaccurate - as pussies don't stretch with sex.

    That's okay, I told him his dick looked like it hadn't grown in 15 years (he was 20) either and then dumped him.

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    I'm totally open to the idea of this surgery for those that want it, but I'd never do it myself. Mine is very much an inny and very neat and tucked away. I get compliments about it all the time... and as much as I'd rather people compliment me on other things other than my vagina, at least they're not saying bad stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    One guy told me my pussy looked like I had been around the block.
    what a rude prick.
    a guy told me the other night that I had a haemorroid LOL I was soooooooo embarrased. I do have one too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    One guy told me my pussy looked like I had been around the block.



    Same here. I've gotten long jokes, overuse jokes, mud flap jokes, roast beef jokes. But beyond that? Tight jeans hurt. Zippers are dangerous, if I sweat/bleed/get wet there is all kindsa sticking and gross feelings, I feel freakish when I go to tryouts for mainstream smut like Playboy, and vaginas like mine have their own special place in pr0n shops. "Special Interest".... along with grandmas, midgets, amputees, and the like. Nice.
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    I feel your pain Paige, I soooo do. During my photoshoot for the magazines, I refused to have my picture taken without one of my fingers holding that one side back so it would at least look even. I was so embarrassed.

    One time I bought a mesh panty and top and my inner labia actually started poking out of each individual hole in the mesh until I looked kinda like a freshly plucked chicken.

    And omg.. those cute jean booty shorts with the low zipper in the crotch are the bane of my existence.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    One guy told me my pussy looked like I had been around the block.

    Not only was that a mean thing to say, it was also very inaccurate - as pussies don't stretch with sex.

    That's okay, I told him his dick looked like it hadn't grown in 15 years (he was 20) either and then dumped him.

    F***ing people.
    What a tool bag... I think I would have said something like "Well that explains why you dont know what you're doin when we fuck... have you ever thought of trying some sort of penis enlargement? I mean it propably won't work, but why not give it a shot right? I would give anything a shot if I had that between my legs" or simply "I wish I were a virgin so I wouldn't have to know how truely fucking terrible you are"

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    I'm totally open to the idea of this surgery for those that want it, but I'd never do it myself.
    I dont think I said it but i agree 100%!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    This thread is reminding me that I need to stretch my perineum with the olive oil to prevent tearing. Yay.


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