You and your boyfriend make an absolutely stunning couple.




You and your boyfriend make an absolutely stunning couple.





*sigh*
These pics are like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
*sigh*
^ uh huh. That's mah baby. I love him. He'll be back to be my everything in July. BFF's. I'm so PROUD of him and all he's accomplished.
More photos..because it's 5 am and im bored.
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& then some more
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WHOA your pink haired friend totally looks like my pink haired friend!!!
You wouldn't happen to randomly go to England and visit pink haired burlesque dancers would you?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
You look great Tart, you are the perfect size now.
^What she said. Hubba hubba, Tart.
well my pink hair friend is male lol
But I do agree the eyebrows and hair do look similar.





Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
wahahah LM lol.
I went with him to get his nails done by the most confused and frightened urkaine women in all of chicago.
Seriously scared.
I'll give credit where credit is due, be it the amazing nail and hair color
But lady, her shoes have got to be killed off. They are bloody awful





So have you submitted any photos to Maxim or FHM yet?
^ haha no . I'm not material for either one of those mags.





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TART!!! Those photos just blasted me off my chair!!!
So hard to belive you are a mom with a body that rocks that hard!!!!
WOW!!!
Speachless here...don't know what to say but "WOW!!!!"
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
Hebrew Talmud
Who was it here on SW that first came up with the idea of "The Tart Scale"? Because I think we should bring that one back. As I understand, it's kind of like the 1-10 hotness scale, but it goes up to about 15/16: that is, "Tart." For example:
Dude A: "Hey bro, were there any hot girls at the party last night?"
Dude B: "Not really, man. The hot ones were only about a 3 on the Tart scale."
Dude A: "But that's like a 7 on the regular scale!"
Dude B: "Yeah but once you've seen a picture of Tart other girls don't really compare."
Dude A: "That's true, man. Hey, can I hold your mole rat?"
Tart some of your photos reminded me of the paintings done by Sorayama such as this one here...
He uses "masks" in his art more than any artist I have seen and his craftsmanship is absolutely amazing!!! He can make a painting look like a photograph, and he has mastered painting metalic serfaces as well.
I think he would LOVE the photos you have in this thread!!!!
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
Hebrew Talmud
^ Oh i'm so stealing her makeup. !!! Thanks for posting that.
And lmao on the tart scale, if only you could see me now youd be like wtf. Thank god for wireless as I've been stuck in the bathroom an hour and I"m supposed to be on the road to Dayton Ohio. Shit sucks.
Never take stacker 2's and eat crappy food the night before...seriously
NO makeup + weird zit going on...
and hair outta my face.
I think i'm going to get some weird shit done to my bangs where they are asymentrical. I dunno.. I kinda miss seeing my fucking forehead.
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