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    I want to be a lot stronger and fitter for my shows... do really insane strength type tricks and firm up.

    Is there any legal steroid or something similar to a steroid that can be taken to help bulk up the muscle without bulking up the body? or something that bulks up but trims fat similarly?

    Or must I do it the hard way?

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    umm, protein, m'dear! and it is also safe and very legal for a woman to take creatine. please direct all creatine-related questions to myself and rozz, your ex-gnc employees.

    steroids= no no. don't fuck with your body chemistry.

    If you'd like more specifics on how much protein/creatine, when, what kind, etc... i'd be glad to help.

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    Agreed...avoid steroids! I knew a dancer that tried them to "bulk up just a little," and a few months later, she was stripping cars with her brother, and selling the scrap metal on the streets...she got kind of heavy, and aggressive to boot
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    Ugh, creatine makes bodily fluids (like cum) taste SO bad. I won't fuck men who use creatine.

    I know a girl here who competes on illegal steroids... but her shows are amazing. I just wanna get a little of that... and a tight taught muscle look, not a bulky one... so uh...

    I guess my lady juice will taste like dead babies.


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    ... i'mma PM you tomorrow about the different types of creatines. some are load (sugar), some make you retain water, some you MUST cycle, many of the newer forms are much easier on the body, esp. a girl who can't afford bloating.

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    Is there any type that doesn't make pussy taste like ass?


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    ^^^ i haven't had the distinct pleasure of experiencing that... *(gags quietly)

    did the creatine you took before require taking it with a type of fruit juice or other sugar-loaded beverage?

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    I never took creatine. I had partners that did. They mixed it with water? SO gross.


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    hmm. it may very well be different for you. I'll dig up some old research on it, though.

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    Lillith, dont be fucking ridiculoous. Dont do it period. Do you want to be hot still when your 30+ or do you want to be an old boiler? Seriously?

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    Muscle milk is working for me...But then again our goals are sorta different. You want more muscle, I want more weight period. But anyway, I started Muscle Milk about 2 weeks ago and I've put on 3 lbs. And it tastes like chocolate milk, unlike alot of other protein drinks. But if you drink a glass of Muscle milk before and after you work out, you should see results pretty fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Lillith, dont be fucking ridiculoous. Dont do it period. Do you want to be hot still when your 30+ or do you want to be an old boiler? Seriously?
    I think I know which dancer she is speaking about ... could this dancer's first name start with F and she does duo shows with another dancer who's first name starts with K (and is asian looking)?

    (disclaimer - i'm just telling you the truth here not being a bitch)

    All I can say is that I can't tell you the number of times when I have been waitressing at bookings that she has either done herself or with K and with me just standing there saying nothing (as I allow the focus to be on the show naturally not myself at these times) ... and more guys than I can count are not 'into' her look. Whilst the tricks she does are impressive, they don't like her 'look' one bit.

    I agree with Jow. Do not fuck with your body now at such a young age Morr! You WILL pay for it when you are around my age or older... you want to last don't you? Then do it the "old fashioned way".

    From personal experience, Pilates worked wonders for me.

    At one point I did the Winsor Pilates 20 min workout three times a week and then doing either the Advanced, Abs Buns and Thighs or Upper Body workout videos once a week ... and after a month... I was super hot and toned without looking like a man.

    Even now I still have the 'ass' from when I did those Buns Pilates workout.

    Pilates is what I would recommend for you. It will give you strength and flexibility whilst NOT fucking up your body.

    Just go "hard core" with the workout for a month and you WILL see the results...


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    Who said I was going for her look? I wanted to be able to do the tricks. And yes it is her... but she's on illegal steroids.


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    Steroids ruin your liver, kidneys, make your clitorus enlarge to look like a small penis, forget having breasts they will turn into pecks, your voice will deepen, can increase chances of having heart attack, give you bacne - the list goes on.

    This is totally unnecessary for what u want to achieve. You just need to gain strength the good old fashioned way. You should see my muscles from pole dancing seriously - I have really defined biceps and triceps and I am very very strong.
    You could also do protein shakes/bars.

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    I know a few girls who have taken stanizol (not sure if that's spelled right, but it's an illegal anabolic steroid) to bulk up muscle and trim down fat. Whilst they've lost all their body fat, they've both gotten really massive across their shoulders and have really weird over the top muscular tone. One told me she stopped taking it because her arms started getting really really hairy.

    But hell, I can't really talk or pass judgement, because I've used Clenbuterol and that's considered to be a catabolic steroid by lots of people.

    For muscle gain, just keep working at the gym.

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    I do. I used to be a weightlifter. I was just curious about ways to achieve it QUICKER... man I even said legal and/or better alternatives but all people can see is 'illegal steroids use!!!"....

    I just wanted to know if there was a way to bulk up muscle - similar to steroid use - without working out AS much.

    Man I already go four times a week... progress is just slow.


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    Make sure you're getting enough protein when you're working out? I know, that sounds stupid, but it's ever so essential and easily overlooked.



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    LM I'm posting this as a joke I am not suggesting u would want to look like this ok hehe.
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    Oh but they're SOOOO hot... I'm gonna take so much more steroid now!


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    ^^^

    You'd look hilarious with that sort of muscle build! Petite little you..

    I still vote with Pilates for a month!

    Did I mention she used to do gymnastics ? That might be another reason why yet at the same time it is all practice.. plus ..um.. ah.. you may not want to steal all her moves.

    Some of those girls are hard core about their shows. I remember K "taking me aside" one night when I was waitressing and informing me in a very serious manner (and this is a girl you do NOT fuck with believe me) to not steal her moves etc.

    Ah.. okay... ???

    There wasn't anything I wanted to steal anyway. I like my shows as I concentrate on the 'fun' part more than the 'sex' part.


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    ok- i would NOT go w/ the muscle milk advice... the saturated fat content on that shit makes me wanna vomit. besides... after enough time in the gym and major stretching, you can do anything. I incorporate a fair amount of "acrobatic-like" tricks into my routine... i'm a pretty wiry little girl. but i would never ever use steroids.

    here's my GUN. (in a paris-hilton esque light.) ha. like i said, i'm small... but free weights and stretching, w/ cardio for endurance and stamina + protein (and creatine ethyl ester or dicreatine malate, DON'T TAKE MONOHYDRATE) will get you to your goals.
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    Eat more protein, and consume a little dairy fat (like cheese) after you work out. It helps repair your muscles. You might also want to increase the weight you're using.

    I'd also suggest getting a pole for your house and practicing on it. When I was pole dancing all the time at home, I had really nice muscle definition and I got better at the tricks.

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    Yea, my pole tricks vastly improved when I got my pole. Not just from learning new ones but developing the right muscles to do them (because carpeting is a much cushier surface when you fall off the pole on your head, hehe).
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    OMG I so agree with the posts above me!!

    The risks are far more than the rewards...

    Roids can also give you facial hair and an adams apple...ewww...we have enough shaving to do already!

    Also roids cause enlarged hearts, leading to heart attacks, are linked to brain tumors, a transient decrease in immunity, high blood sugar, stomach ulcers, severe arthritis of the hips (avascular necrosis), Cataracts, increased appetite, depression, water retention, as well as others.


    Reasons given on a teen site...since roid use amongst teens are up by 70%
    (some humor included)
    Kidzworld's Top Ten Reasons Not To Be a Juice Monkey

    If you're using steroids or thinking about it, here's a pretty good list of reasons not to.
    1. Gives you zits.
    2. Gives you bad breath, which equals no kisses.
    3. Makes you go bald sooner, which equals looking like your Dad when your 16.
    4. For Girls: it makes you grow a moustache - totally gross!
    5. For Girls: it makes your boobies shrink.
    6. For Guys: it makes your nuts shrink - do you really need another reason?
    7. For Guys: it makes it hurt when you go to the bathroom - again, do you really need another reason?
    8. For Guys: it makes you grow breasts - once again, see above.
    9. Impotence: that means you can't get an erection.
    10. Roid Rage: it makes you get all wacko and violent.

    Creatine is your best bet and whey protine by far! I used (not now due to pregnancy) KRUSH creatine with the glucose enabler mixed right in with it.

    CLA, ALA, BCAA's are suppliments I use all natural and already in the body in minimal doses,

    I am always chugging a Whey, L-Glutamine and ALA shake even before I leave the gym, take the CLA with every meal, and the BCAA's always on an empty stomach and/or just prior to a work out.

    You may want to try thermogenics for fat loss like Lipo 7, Hot Rox, Hydroxicut, or whatever works best with your body chemistry. Not all thermos work equally.

    Rome wasn't built in a day and neither is a rock hard strong physique...you are only going to get out of your body what you put into it.

    Take it from a woman who lost 80 pounds and 10 clothing sizes in a year...going from dangerously obese to a healthy and lean body... without steroids...only discipline, ultra clean eating (with one cheat day a week so I didn't feel deprived or go into carb/sugar withdrawls), and working my ass off in the gym!

    Also if you want to gain strength you have to PUSH your body BEYOND your rep/weight limitations...you HAVE to bring your muscle to FAILURE...ONLY then will you make the gains in muscle and strength you seek!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Ugh, creatine makes bodily fluids (like cum) taste SO bad. I won't fuck men who use creatine.
    OMG, you just answered a question that's been plaguing me for years about my ex!! He was always taking creatine and other supplements, lots of protein. Bleh, sometimes its not worth being muscular if you are going to taste like crap to the opposite sex, haha!

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