Ahaha... but I got us damn close to being arrested
Yea SWFest NYC was a total hit.. details to come with pics...
btw... anyone who has pics with me I give permission to post them![]()
Ahaha... but I got us damn close to being arrested
Yea SWFest NYC was a total hit.. details to come with pics...
btw... anyone who has pics with me I give permission to post them![]()
Last edited by Callyish; 05-27-2007 at 01:26 AM.
Oh... and Optimist is 100000000% female and smokin hot... omg shes hot and super cool![]()





Awww, thanks chickie poo! That was a kick-ass party from start to finish! Cally is like a force of nature--SEXYYYY and KRAZYYYY!!! Dylan is a party girl to the BONE!! Sooo much fun! Lady Jade is a sexy ASIAN (NOT BLACK) vixen!! Vyanka is a little kewpie doll who can shake her ASS!!Chicago Editor looks just like Jeff Daniels and easygoing to boot!! Mast actually looks like his avatar--just a manlier version.
Sophie Starina is a luminous sweet blonde like Veronica Lake. Casual Observer isn't fat at ALL!!
He and his girlfriend were a sexy couple. I considered sneaking back to their room and......
Even Red came and he was a teddy bear! I just wish everyone lived here instead of spread over the globe.
“What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE





OK, I am finally awake and coherent (well, at least my typing is).
Thank you to everyone who showed up. A lot of preconceived notions were busted WIDE open last night.
I for one can tell everyone..
OPTIMIST IS DEFINITELY NOT A MAN! (and yes, I actually checked)
I don't know how we didn't get arrested either. The pole incident at the Firehouse alone was enough to put us in the can for a night, I think.
RoseWhite's stripper cake and the "covered in bees" cake were fantastic. The dolls on the stripper cake were molested 10 ways till Sunday.
There was good food, good conversation, sore feet, lotsa drinks, city street flashing, Fleet Week catcalling, fireman taunting, and tons of fondling.
My fiance Brad parked our car, then went with Lady Jade to park hers, and took Vyanka to park hers. The garage attendant looked at him like he was a pimp or a God to have walked in there with three different women!
I'm not going to post details...but a good time was had by all, trust me.
I knew that SW was full of the best and the brightest. This just confirmed it for me. I've never seen so much hotness and brains mixed in one room together.
Thanks people. It was truly an experience.





I just wanted to post my observations of the attendees as well:
Mast - Funny when he's sober, HILARIOUS when he's drunk. Breaks out singing gay songs when fed too much beer.
Chicago Editor-Yup, looks like Jeff Daniels only smoother. Given to spouting literary quotes from Groucho Marx.
Casual Observer- Not a fat bastard..in fact well built. Quiet, but when he does say something you do a double take. Great personality and fantastic choice in women. (she was HOT)
RedZ28-Originally seen as a lurker in the bar (sorry!), he wound up being adorable once he loosened up and is a very sweet guy who likes taking pictures buried in womens' cleavage.
Optimist-A very female, African American woman who defies the word hot...doesn't even come close to describing how truly royal she looks.
Vyanka-One of the cutest women I've ever seen. I would never have believed that those clips she posts come out of that very sweet exterior.
Sophia - WOW!!! Hot young thing with an incredible body and the ability to get me wet with her Russian accent parody.
Smart Cookie - So glad you were there. Her screen name describes her to a T. And that preppy exterior will be fodder for many wet dreams.
Minette - Possibly the funniest person I've ever met. Sexy to the bone and it's not just her body, it's her mind. "FOURSOME"!!!!!!
RoseWhite-Everything I pictured her to be and more. Caring, sensitive, witty, talented, beautiful....I could go on and on. You rock girl and there will be many more memories to be had. You can take that to the bank.
Cally - Too much sexy for that tiny body. Two nights with you was more than I could have asked for and if I have to be in jail, you're the one I want to go with. LOVE your accent and LOVE you. Can't wait too see you north of the border.
LadyJade - Hottie with a chipmunk voice. My partner in crime. There is nothing I could say to describe everything that this woman is.
You all rock in your own ways and this girl was proud to be in your company.
OMG people!!!! I couldnt even drag my eyes open till 130 lol. I had such a great time and ya'll were awesome.
I promise next time i'll get the firefighters to strip for us too
Each n every one of you were fantastic... and watching Vyanka and Optimist on the prowl for men was too damn funny.... now if only I coulda had my way with the tall guy who smelled yummy *sigh*
You've collectively destroyed my carefully crafted facade of a fat, balding, toothlessly slobbering PL. How will I ever recover my reputation?
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Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.





Ah whatever. I was an old cougar then and I'm still one now.
At least there's proof!!





I want photographic proof about Optimist... for research.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
bwahahahahahaha I just had a HILARIOUS image of you runing around strying to get a pic of the inside of her snatch... ok sounds a little gross but in my minds eye its really something to see.





Y'all so nastyyyy!!!!I'll have to post a pic or two...one day >
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“What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE
It's funny how somehow all the memory cards were conveniently misplaced. LOL
Hey, lets not forget about her SideKick Sophia. Them was a hot bunch over there on my left next to little mistress callysaur.
Heh, now if only I could hold my liqueur like Spike. Any fictional character named Spike really.
You know, I don't know if it's good or bad when I get told by a Lesbian that I am an "Adorable Drunk". I think that's the equivalent of the "Snuggles" Teddy Bear.
I dunno...Eat something? Dude...so much food was ate there...I think I undid like 2 years of healthy progress.
You're not?!
People are not ruled by their memories.
So THIS is the POST-PARTUM SWFESTNYC thread...heee ok, I like the layout so heeeeaaaarrr goes:
Look, we all know, (and this was surprising for even ME) that I am now a lightweight. An amaretto sour, and a Sangria, and I'm toast. Perhaps it had something to do with the intoxicating beautiful leather-bound Cheftress that agreed to let me be seen with her. Dunno. But I was fucking EMBARRASSINGLY LIT.
Chicago Editor-I had to look up "Jeff Daniels" but holy shit. Dead on! Very entertaining, and well experienced. Had some amazing stories and an all around fun guy.
Casual Observer- It was friggen awesome to chill with the duder again. I actually got a pic of the two of us being goofy...rarity. Again, great guy.
RedZ28-Nice to meet ya dude! Hope you had some fun in the city! Share your pics.
Optimist-wow.WOW.(insert bigger WOW). She let me carry her bag for her *Blush* And she has elegant walking powers. She really is very down to earth, funny, and intelligent. I do hope for her to get somewhere in the industry she's trying to get in, she has the looks for it imho (not trying to get to personal here)
Vyanka-This girl has a smile that would end the war in iraq. Not to mention a good amount of soldier's evenings on a good night. Very Sweet, and carried such a delicate laugh.
Sophia - Ok, this girl is the most photogenic person. So very very commandingly attractive, and I wonder, if she had more time to relax, if she would have shown her more quirky side. I know it's there...she asked me if I liked her pearl necklace and if I wanted to give her a better one. OH...and she drops to the broken, english, fresh from Brazil Brazilians ON A DIME. Hilarity always ensued when that was a gift to see.
Smart Cookie - Glad we finally got to meet! Faces to Names are always great. Wish we could have talked more, I have so much I'd want to talk about if in other settings.
Minette - She made me TeaBag her Cleavage in am attempt to prove how tough she was. I literally watch this girl get a hard on for a waitress at the Cowgirl hall of fame. Fucking AWESOME. I so want to be her wingman. This waitress made her spin so hard she had to hold to the wall for grip. And she said I was an adorable drunk.
RoseWhite-Took the words right out of my mouth. Every DAY leaves me saying something similar if not in search of more capable words to describe the profound depths of this woman.Originally Posted by dylanangel
Seriously, you guys have no idea how honored she was to do all this for the birthday girls and Dylan. She was so excited. It's amazing to watch though, she was all spectrums of concerned during the prep and initial baking, then I threw a horrible monkey wrench into the planning which cost such things as the tip rail and such (I am so sorry!), but once it came time to display it, she was the PERFECT organizer. I LOVE working with this woman on things. It's such a delight. She takes such care in what she does, and is so hopeful of her product's good reception.
Cally - I'm glad you came to! You know how to have fun when you let go. The street polework was classic. Too bad ya'll didn't get me into la pornhaus eh?![]()
LadyJade - MMMM COOKIES! The baker's delight, this one. I've never seen a middle aged black man look as young, thin, oriental and attractive as you! A pure assertive little vixen you are! And so much fun too! Is it bad that I love how you wear your ovaries on the outside
DylanAngel - Finally huh? I mean I am just now getting back to the grind and slowing down and catching up, but damn lady, I could have spent an all-eveninger one-on-one with you just catch up on lost face time. As gorgeous as I thought you were and even more so. Thanks for coming lady! It was refreshing to finally hug ya.
It was an ALL AROUND blast. Thank you all for having/tolerating my drunk ass.
People are not ruled by their memories.





LOL. I'm suprised by the amount of times there was flashing in front of the cops and NONE of them even noticed!
Somehow I missed that Mast looks like Spike... Mast... will you marry me? Or just you know, happen to be in my bed when I get home? I think I'll be there around say.... 9 or so. Or at least go trick or treating with me, I'll be Faye and you can be Spike.
Also, where the hell are all the pictures that I hope were taken?!?!?!
Ok, here's what I propose for pictures, I have a website with user-account manageable access. If you all want to send me pictures to my email, I'll add them. Everyone can go to the website, and choose to log in and once I activate you as a swfestnyc member you'll be able to see the images for the swfestnyc. If that's cool? You can comment on images and such, but basically, I think it's a great way to get everyone all of our memories on a hand-picked basis.
Thoughts?
People are not ruled by their memories.
I wasnt hanging from anything... I swear..
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What people should also know is this: Cally mountedthis scaffolding (6" off the sidewalk) in about 2 seconds, climbing onto it with the power and grace of a jaguar. And while we stood slack-mouthed and snapped pics, she held rock steady, not straining one bit.
It was all very impressive.




wow, cally! for a split-second i thought the picture was posted on its side. then i realized you were hanging!![]()
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