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    When I was asked what "else" do I do I told 2 different sets of guys I was a chicken plucker, and that it pays 12 hr. Hehehehe It was really fun until I realized they were buying it. Then I got all serious and told them that the goose down comfortors everyone thinks they are buying are really chicken feathers.WTF.

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    ^^ LOL!!! Hey, nothing wrong with a few jokes.....thanks for sharing this amusing little tidbit
    "Seeing the landscape at this superficial level only captures its boring uniformity, not allowing you to immerse yourself in the spirit of the place; for that you must stop at least several days."

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    Oh you'd be amazed what they will believe. For awhile(just to amuse myself) I told every guy who asked what else I did that I was a professional Jenga player. I went into a story all about how cut-throat the circuit is and how we only do the ESPN2 tour for 5 months out of the year so the rest of the year I'm in the club...

    They all totally bought it. One asked me for game pointers for the next time he plays with his kids.HEE HEE

    Nothing wrong with entertaining yourself once in awhile.

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    LMAO

    I rememeber telling everyone who asked that I trained octopus @ the local aquarium during the day time, and in the night took my clothes off! For those who paid enough I told them I trained octopus naked! LMAO men will believe anything especially when it comes from us hot chickies!

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    I often tell them I'm a kindergarten teacher. They really love that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mare View Post
    Then I got all serious and told them that the goose down comfortors everyone thinks they are buying are really chicken feathers.WTF.
    Haha, that's the best part!
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    The thing I've noticed is the more far from "reality" job someone has, the more believeable it is. It's kinda like, "well why would she think of something like THAT, it has to be true, she coudl've said she does anything else"

    Maybe I'll start saying I'm a kindergarten teacher. Hot for teacher woohoo!!







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    ^^^ Dude, it works, it works! Everybody knows teachers don't make any money, so it figures that I'd be stripping to make more on the side. And it explains why I drive so far to work, since I like to tell them I live very far away from the club (and far away from where I actually do live, LOL). And EVERY guy had a crush on one of his teachers at some point; you tell him you're a teacher, and he starts thinking about his hot teacher, imagining her stripping on the side, and next thing he's all hot and bothered and wants to dance. It totally works.

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    LOL about the teacher thing...I used to tell customers that I was going to school for teaching. Which was somewhat true at the time, since I was a math major but not sure if I wanted to go the science route, teaching route, or finance route. At the time, I was tutoring math and really liked it. One of the customers said that I was going to be a hot teacher and that I'd probably have all the schoolboys wanting me haha.

    I find it really funny that a good bit of you lie about being a teacher! My good friend claims that when he went to a popular upscale club in Baltimore, MD he started talking to a girl who was a teacher at a well-reputed public school district around my area's suburbs. He claimed that she'd told him that although she was a teacher at this high-paying school district, that she wasn't making enough money yet because it was her first year teaching and the entry level salaries weren't the best. I don't believe that, since this particular school district pays out the highest salaries in the state of PA. And if she really worked there, why on earth would she tell strip club customers?...if she got exposed as a stripper, wouldn't that put her rep at her teaching job in jeopardy?

    The reason my friend told me about this girl, was because I had been complaining about how I didn't like dancing anymore(I'd had a string of bad days and just wanted "out" of the industry), and how I didn't want people from my home town to find out about my dancing. He said, "Oh yeah, well a teacher at High School X works at Club Y." Heh. Looks like his example is probably null and void.

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    Classic, Mare!
    I LOATHED when guys would ask me that question.
    I used to them, "well we knit sweaters occasionally back in the dressing room."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    ^^^ Dude, it works, it works! Everybody knows teachers don't make any money, so it figures that I'd be stripping to make more on the side. And it explains why I drive so far to work, since I like to tell them I live very far away from the club (and far away from where I actually do live, LOL). And EVERY guy had a crush on one of his teachers at some point; you tell him you're a teacher, and he starts thinking about his hot teacher, imagining her stripping on the side, and next thing he's all hot and bothered and wants to dance. It totally works.

    LOL!!! What subject do you tell them you teach? Maybe I should try this...



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    LOL

    Why do they ask "Do you have another job?" Ah hello isn't this one enough? Why do they think it's not enough to have one job working at a strip club?

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    I actually think that money-wise it might be better to mention some low-paying but respectable job as your dayjob when they ask. Or being a student, especially pretending that you're studying to be a nurse or a teacher. Actually a nurse goes down well as a second profession too because of the romantic ideas guys get over that. That way they think that you're a respectable person just trying to scrape by and make ends meet by stripping at a club. Whilst if you're just stripping you're scum, and probably cheap scum too because stripping doesn't pay much these days.

    Just their thinking from what I've noticed...
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    I believe lots of men have the flip side of the coin when it comes to the "white knight" fantasy. They'd LOVE to be a white knight. But they usually don't really have it in them.

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    I do tell them I'm a student if they ask. Sometimes I think it puts them off when I say I'm a law student coz some of them think "oh damn this chick is smarter than me" or something to that effect.

    But I dont like the "is this the only job u have?" question I think it's rude.

    I dont agree that stripping doesn't pay much. I work 2 nights per week and if I have had average earning nights I still earn the average fortnightly wage for Australian's in those two nights.

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    Yeah...but a lot of custys are just stupid and always want to know your whole fucking life story. That's where the other jobs, education, family, etc. conversations come in. It's the same old thing everynight. So sometimes you just try to spice things up for entertainment value.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I dont agree that stripping doesn't pay much. I work 2 nights per week and if I have had average earning nights I still earn the average fortnightly wage for Australian's in those two nights.
    Never said I thought stripping doesn't pay much, I don't agree with it either But the customers seem to think that so I play along. I'm pretty sure that if I told them my monthly income's probably twice as big as theirs AND I work far less hours they wouldn't be spending their few pennies on me!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jo Weldon
    I believe lots of men have the flip side of the coin when it comes to the "white knight" fantasy. They'd LOVE to be a white knight. But they usually don't really have it in them.

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    Oh got ya. A stupid customer put a handfull of change on my podium on sat night. I have never experienced that. There was even silver coins (our low denominations). I just completely ignored them and then he gathered them all up again it was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mileia777 View Post
    LOL!!! What subject do you tell them you teach? Maybe I should try this...
    Kindergarten. Try it, they love it. It also helps if you flip your hair, laugh, and say, "This is where I come to be a grownup again!" or something to that effect. And yes, it's like other people said here - they do like it better if you have a "respectable" day job or go to school.

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    I say I'm studying to theach, or that I do teach as well

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    LOL!!!! Thats GREAT!

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    It would be great to turn this question into a hustling tool, like "Oooooooh, I CAN'T talk about it here! It's too wild!" Then charge a few dances to find out "the truth." Heh.

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