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    So, I was on stage and I saw this really cute, young guy come up and all his buddies are standing behind him snickering and staring at me. He looked incredibly familar, but I wasn't sure...

    So I saunter up to him and say, "You look incredibly familiar to me." He asked me my name and I said, "I can't tell you that." We just stared at each other for a second with weird grins and he finally said, "(my name)??"

    I had a HUGE crush on this guy in high school. He was super popular and I was a big dork so he wouldn't even talk to me. He was all embarassed that I even liked him. His friends all gave him shit about it. I was "that girl."

    I heard all of his friends (whom I also went to school with) freaking OUT, saying to each other, "DAMNNNN...she got HOT!" One gave me a $20 (dances are $25) and said, "You know you wanna get on him...go give him a "special" dance." Um, yeah.

    As it happens, I had a GREAT customer who'd been tipping me HUGE all night just ask me to take him to VIP so I got to blow him off. AND, as it also happens, this group of like 6 guys who'd all gotten dances with me and been lovin' me all night were leaving, so they all came up to the stage, each handed me a bit of money and kissed me on the cheek and told me how awesome I was as they were leaving. It was this weird chain of events, but basically I looked like the most poppular girl in the world at that moment.

    I was in VIP until close. I walked to him on the way to the dressing room and said, "Sorry I didn't have time for you. Congrats on the wedding."

    It was great. Sorry this was long. I just had to share.

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    My mum always told me success was the best revenge. I totally believe her now.


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

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    Just so you know not all Indy area yuppie guys are this way, my friend from Carmel told me he saw a girl he went to school with at The Classy Chassis & she freaked out but he didn't make her feel bad.

    & Yeah, cool story...I hope that happens to me someday! W00T!

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    That is fucking awesome!!! I'm glad you didn't go all dumb and like "omg omg he's talking to me I'm a simpering 15 year old girls agian" like sooooome people would have. I love this story! haha, and I also love that you didn't recognize who he was at first either!! hahaha
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    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    That's great! Honestly, sometimes I daydream about people from high school who thought they were too cool to talk to me coming in so that I could brush them off in that same way!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Since I work close to where I went to High School at, I have had this happen alot over the last 10 1/2 years. Most of the guys have been great, however a few seemed to just want to brag that he "knew" me. I asked one guy how do you know me if you never paid attention or spoke with me. There is alot more to knowing me then just seeing me!

    I have even had my old teachers and one principle come in. They were great and spent great money on me!

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    ^^^ teachers would weird me out I think.
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    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    Congrats Dottie! You blossomed into a beautiful butterfly!

    I too get this kind of attention. In fact, I'm looking forward to my high school reunions because of this. Former classmates will find me on Myspace and Facebook, and I've gotten a few, "DAY-UMM! You got HOT!" comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kryssy View Post
    Most of the guys have been great, however a few seemed to just want to brag that he "knew" me. I asked one guy how do you know me if you never paid attention or spoke with me. There is alot more to knowing me then just seeing me!
    I've used that comeback line("how do you know me if you never paid attention to me") before...it works beautifully and puts them in their place!

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    ha! dottie i love it!

    i had this happen, and the same thing, "she got hot!" a few times, with different folk who went to high school with me.

    im so glad you played it like you did. heh, way to go, (puts on best Borat accent) high five!

    Love it!

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