So, I was on stage and I saw this really cute, young guy come up and all his buddies are standing behind him snickering and staring at me. He looked incredibly familar, but I wasn't sure...
So I saunter up to him and say, "You look incredibly familiar to me." He asked me my name and I said, "I can't tell you that." We just stared at each other for a second with weird grins and he finally said, "(my name)??"
I had a HUGE crush on this guy in high school. He was super popular and I was a big dork so he wouldn't even talk to me. He was all embarassed that I even liked him. His friends all gave him shit about it. I was "that girl."
I heard all of his friends (whom I also went to school with) freaking OUT, saying to each other, "DAMNNNN...she got HOT!" One gave me a $20 (dances are $25) and said, "You know you wanna get on him...go give him a "special" dance." Um, yeah.
As it happens, I had a GREAT customer who'd been tipping me HUGE all night just ask me to take him to VIP so I got to blow him off. AND, as it also happens, this group of like 6 guys who'd all gotten dances with me and been lovin' me all night were leaving, so they all came up to the stage, each handed me a bit of money and kissed me on the cheek and told me how awesome I was as they were leaving. It was this weird chain of events, but basically I looked like the most poppular girl in the world at that moment.
I was in VIP until close. I walked to him on the way to the dressing room and said, "Sorry I didn't have time for you. Congrats on the wedding."
It was great. Sorry this was long. I just had to share.



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Honestly, sometimes I daydream about people from high school who thought they were too cool to talk to me coming in so that I could brush them off in that same way!


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