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    Thumbs down I'll stick that phone up your ass (RANT)

    LOL it's an appropriate title.

    If I see one more guy sitting at my podium while texting on his mobile phone I am going to ass rape him with it.

    Is a scantily clad woman dancing around sexily and doing great pole tricks really so uninteresting that u need to sit and text on your phone. How fucking rude seriously.

    They told when they come in and reminded over the microphone that they are not allowed to use mobile phones except in the front of the club near reception but they dont care. When they get told off by security they always seem shocked and outraged that they are being told to get off their phone.

    Why sit at the podium (aka tipping rail) and then get on your phone. It's RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    So if any of you hear on the news that a stripper has been arresting for pulling a guy up on stage, pulling his pants down and inserting his phone up his ass with no lubrication it is probably me and u will know I have finally had enough.

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    Default Re: I'll stick that phone up your ass (RANT)

    I'm just glad that they are text-ing and not filming!

    Granted, I would ask why they must do so in pervert row and not further back from the stage? What's so important that they can't take the time to move back.

    Don't worry, I want to ass rape without lubrication the little punks that come into the club with HATS on !! WTF!? Where's the sun? I thought it was bad manners (or so I was taught) to be inside an establishment (or any building) still wearing a hat (or in their case caps)???


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    Default Re: I'll stick that phone up your ass (RANT)

    LOL Im glad Im not the only one wanting to ass rape guys LOL.

    Yeh hats are not cool at night in a club. I have seen a guy with sunnies on!! sitting at the stage!! its a very dark club too.

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    This annoys me to. There was a table of maybe 8 guys last night, my attention was drawn to them because their area was so bright. Why? All 8 of them were texting on their phones.

    Ok...Pay a $20 cover, buy $10 drinks, so you can send text messages all night? Go back to your hotel room. Free up the table for spending customers.
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    ^But, it's not COOL if no one SEES them texting!

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    I ABSOLUTELY HATE texting. It's FUCKING communicating with your thumbs. Granted, THIS is communicating with our fingers, but atleast it's in full sentences and not in public!! That is my biggest pet peeves. I wish text messaging was never invented or made popular. There are certain places (school, work, movies, entertainment, social gatherings, while ordering beverages at starbucks, driving) where being on a cellphone is absolutely inappropriate. I've definitely noticed a lot of guys at my club on their stupid phones. If you need to talk to someone that bad, just step outside and make a phonecall, it's cheaper than sending idiotic shorthand back and forth for an hour. agh.

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    Txting can be nice b/c the person doesn't need to know where you're at (no background noises), but they can still communicate with you. it's also good when it's too loud to talk or you don't want a convo overheard. But itc, it's rediculous if it's more then 1-2.... get a life! look at hot chicks!

    I like to txt in the dressing room though. he doesn't have to listen to the crap music, and I get a little break and a boost from talking to him

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    If you wanna text in the club, fine. I say it's rude, but whatever, it's not really my business. If you wanna text at the TIPRAIL, go fuck a sheep. You're at the tiprail to see a close-up show and to TIP, not to sit back, look disinterested, and TXT your friends, "HEY IM @ STRPCLB!!!!"

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    Oh I hate that shit too. Once I got some little punk try to take a pic of my puss. Scumbag fuck.

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    I don't get this either. It's rude and also just a bit weird. I feel the same way about the guys who sit at the bar to just drink Coors and watch the T.V. with no intention of buy dances or looking at the girls - defeats the purpose of going to a strip club.

    I know people who text while they DRIVE. Not at a red light or caught in a traffic tie up or stuck at a train crossing, these idiots are texting as they blunder down the road...
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    Hateeee this. last night about 3 guys @ the tiprail were texting. So annoying.

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    texting is additictive I have the sickness to so it dose not bother me if guys are texting lol. Its like passing notes in class.

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    Count me in as someone who definitely DOES like texting - and even carries on a considerable long distance correspondence via it - but there is TOTALLY a time and place for it, no doubt.

    It drives me insane to see guys at the rail doing this too. Completely rude, not to mention what others have said about camera possibilities! ARRGH!

    Jazaine, I just know I'm going to think about this assraping thing when I see it tonight!
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    Why can't guys wait til they're in VIP to start texting? lol He could be in there all night sending messages and I'll just sit there watching and sipping drinks. Sounds like a great time to me!

    Tiprail phone usage is just wrong, although I haven't seen much of it. Usually a bouncer will say something before the guys enter the club because girls make a big deal out of it so management usually has a 'no cell phone' policy in place.

    I myself don't like texting but I'll do it if I absolutely have to. It's so annoying to press keys over and over when I could just TALK to them. I know some people that only communicate through text messages. Ugh. Get over it!

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    We have a no cell phone policy. There's a giant sign when people come in the club, and the door guy tells them when they come in not to use their cells. Idiots never fucking listen. Then they get all uppity when a bouncer comes over and tells them to put it away. A few nights ago some ass was taking pics at the tip rail with his phone and the manager didn't even toss him out. Totally lame. If we see a phone we should be allowed to sodomize them with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    ^But, it's not COOL if no one SEES them texting!
    Exactly! Ugh. Punks.

    We're full of them every weekend! Same haircuts, same shirts, same phones, same outlook. Oh how I loathe those trendy-pretty-boy-texting-bastards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlelo View Post
    Same haircuts, same shirts, same phones, same outlook. Oh how I loathe those trendy-pretty-boy-texting-bastards!
    Amen to that!

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    Default Re: I'll stick that phone up your ass (RANT)

    On friday night my friend and I were doing a double dance and our club only has semi private rooms. This sleazy fuck started taking pics of us from a distance - muthfucker. So my friend chased him with no top on (interupting the dance for the paying customers) and made him delete the pics and gave him an earfull of abuse too.

    I myself like texting but not out on the floor or at the tip rail - they should leave the seats free for people who want to watch us dance and pay us.

    I also saw this stupid guy listening to his ipod one night. Why would u come eto a strip club and sit with headphones on? Just so the dancers cant ask u for a dance coz your such a cheap ass muthafucker?

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    Is it me or does it seem that basic manners seem to go out the door as soon as they enter the door? Why do all these punks (young/old/whatever) seem to think it is perfectly okay to NOT have any manners in this environment?

    *roll eyes*

    Oh that's right.. we are only strippers.. we don't deserve common courtesy and manners. Bleh. Whatever.


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    Re: I'll stick that phone up your ass (RANT)

    This rant is SO right. One night at a club I used to work at(very briefly), I was doing some floor work and I glance over, and there's this asshole on his Sidekick, every so often tossing some mula on the stage. The 3rd time I saw those damn thumbs punching away on the keypad, I crawled(tastefully) to the edge of the stage, and shouted a "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" While pointing at that damn phone. I didn't see that damn phone all night. He made it rain for a bit lol. I guess it just takes some.. mild rudeness back sometimes. Go to Starbucks if you want to text... not to the club.. honestly.

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