LOL it's an appropriate title.
If I see one more guy sitting at my podium while texting on his mobile phone I am going to ass rape him with it.
Is a scantily clad woman dancing around sexily and doing great pole tricks really so uninteresting that u need to sit and text on your phone. How fucking rude seriously.
They told when they come in and reminded over the microphone that they are not allowed to use mobile phones except in the front of the club near reception but they dont care. When they get told off by security they always seem shocked and outraged that they are being told to get off their phone.
Why sit at the podium (aka tipping rail) and then get on your phone. It's RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
So if any of you hear on the news that a stripper has been arresting for pulling a guy up on stage, pulling his pants down and inserting his phone up his ass with no lubrication it is probably me and u will know I have finally had enough.
END RANT.



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