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    miss marina
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    Smiley dog / cat diaries

    DOG DIARY

    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

    CAT DIARY

    Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
    little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
    other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I
    make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
    eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
    me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once
    again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
    headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
    their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
    However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good
    little hunter' I am.

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
    in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
    I could hear the noises and smell the
    food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
    'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
    advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate
    one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I
    must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am
    convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The
    dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to
    be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has
    got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
    regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
    arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
    For now...

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    did a search...but oopsies.

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