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    Default $500 to know my real name

    On sat night a man came up to me and asked my name, then after I gave him my stage name he said "what's your real name?" - that never elicits a positive response from me coz I always view those guys as time wasters.

    So I just said "It will cost you $500 to know my real name".
    He opened his wallet and showed me the wad of cash that he had inside it and said "This could be yours but I don't give money to bullshit artists".
    So my mood changed and he offered me a drink so I accepted.

    Anyway I didn't end up making $500 off him but I made a few hundred and I gave him my fake-real name LOL.
    Why are men so stupid? Why would they think that the 2nd name we give them is the real one?

    Anyway he was drunk and totally crazy.
    He said his wife had left him and he said he wouldn't date me coz he met me in here (oh boo hoo LOL) and then he asked me out a few sentences later!

    He was with this famous footballer (AFL) and he paid my friend to sit with the footballer while he paid me to sit with him.

    All in all it was really boring and he was nuts.

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    Default Re: $500 to know my real name

    im gald u didnt give him ur real name! sounds a little wacko o_O


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    Default Re: $500 to know my real name

    oyyyy, i can just imagine it...

    "no! i'd never date you, we met here!
    hey, what are you doing tomorrow night?"

    effin loser. glad you didnt give him your real one.

    Love it!

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    I would've told him to go fuck himself, but I'm a prideful Leo that way. The kinds of guys who whine about us being "bullshit artists" and who like to dangle the promise of money are generally not the kinds of guys I'm willing to waste time on. Case in point: you did not actually get the $500 even though you humored him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Why are men so stupid? Why would they think that the 2nd name we give them is the real one?
    They just haven't lived in environments were lying and deception is condoned and encouraged to the extent that is in SCs. Probably grew up in a nice part of town as opposed to the wrong side of the tracks.

    Now why is he slumming around SCs looking for dates? That is an interesting questions. You've probably met many men like that. What would your guess be?

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    I used to love it when guys would ask for my "Real" name. Not many did, since my stage name is more real sounding (until you catch the pun!).

    I used the "It'll cost ya! $500 and I will tell you!" line often!!

    Most would just roll their eyes and give up...but I do remember one guy who freaked on me for saying that.

    So I leaned in and said.."Well, considering I dont want my real name known to the general public, If I did I would use that name... If I charge you to tell you, then it is not likely you will tell anyone else...since you had to pay for this information!"

    He looked at me and called me a smart assed bitch!!

    No one ever actually paid for it!! And I now give out my real name...but no one believes it anyway!!! They always ask..."No..what is your real name?" Kind of funny how I chose a real name for my stage...and my real name is a stage name!!
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    I had a guy do this once....but for my phone number. Yeah...like I gave my real number..what makes guys think that what they pay for will be real? If you are willing to pay a crap load for a dancers "real" name or number...IMO...it's just a stupidity tax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I would've told him to go fuck himself, but I'm a prideful Leo that way. The kinds of guys who whine about us being "bullshit artists" and who like to dangle the promise of money are generally not the kinds of guys I'm willing to waste time on. Case in point: you did not actually get the $500 even though you humored him.
    Exactly! (Well, I'm not a Leo so except for that part ). Glad you actually made a couple hundred off of him. I hope it didn't take to long to get it, guys like that can be exhausting to deal with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Exactly! (Well, I'm not a Leo so except for that part ). Glad you actually made a couple hundred off of him. I hope it didn't take to long to get it, guys like that can be exhausting to deal with.
    yep I ended up hiding from him in the dressing room coz I was tired of his needy-shit. Plus it took ages to get the money out of him but it was really slow for a saturday

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Why are men so stupid? Why would they think that the 2nd name we give them is the real one?
    This puzzles me as well.

    There's only been a handful of guys I've encountered who've actually pressed on to find out my real name, even after I've given them my back-up fake name. But as soon as I answer with a foreign name, that shuts them right up. It's not English and neither am I, so obviously that must be my real name. Ha, it never ceases to amuse me.


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    Default Re: $500 to know my real name

    personally i never understood why guys in SCs even care what our real name is anyway. they won't remember either!

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    Thank god he didn't ask for proof like a drivers license.

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    Default Re: $500 to know my real name

    I actually would have had him put it up or else shut up. In the many years I have done this I have YET anyone to actually "put up" and they always ALWAYS shut up. This guy by the sounds of it would have shut up.

    I actually wouldn't have even bothered to try the put up or shut up thing I usually do... I would have just said.. ah.. it IS my real name. Then again, I tend to opt to use real sounding names anyway so I can fop it off as that and leave it at that.... if they insist it isn't my real name... then I either give them a fake real name or else

    "Ok, it is going to cost you $500 for you to have the privelage of being able to view my driver's license so then you can see for real that this is my actual name"

    Then if they say "Why should I pay $500?"

    "Ah, I don't want to show my driver's license to just anyone as it has some personal details on there. This is the fee you have to pay in order to get such information."

    In the many many many years I have done this... NO ONE has put up that money. They shut up and change the subject.


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