On sat night a man came up to me and asked my name, then after I gave him my stage name he said "what's your real name?" - that never elicits a positive response from me coz I always view those guys as time wasters.
So I just said "It will cost you $500 to know my real name".
He opened his wallet and showed me the wad of cash that he had inside it and said "This could be yours but I don't give money to bullshit artists".
So my mood changed and he offered me a drink so I accepted.
Anyway I didn't end up making $500 off him but I made a few hundred and I gave him my fake-real name LOL.
Why are men so stupid? Why would they think that the 2nd name we give them is the real one?
Anyway he was drunk and totally crazy.
He said his wife had left him and he said he wouldn't date me coz he met me in here (oh boo hoo LOL) and then he asked me out a few sentences later!
He was with this famous footballer (AFL) and he paid my friend to sit with the footballer while he paid me to sit with him.
All in all it was really boring and he was nuts.



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). Glad you actually made a couple hundred off of him. I hope it didn't take to long to get it, guys like that can be exhausting to deal with.

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