MAST IS MY IDOL.
that is all.
MAST IS MY IDOL.
that is all.
The feeling is mutual, my friend
I'll be sure to send a plaster-cast replica of my penis so you can floss your teeth without me there!![]()
People are not ruled by their memories.





Mastttt!!!!
You guys crack me up...![]()
Oooh, Blade, can I be the high priestess, then? Or druidess? Or something?
*thinks up fun ideas for "sacraments", possibly involving Lady Jade's cookies as the Host*
But hey! What do *I* have to do to get a plaster-cast replica of the Sacred Vessel?
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





I'm sure we're gonna get frowned upon for being cliquey but MASTYPANTS! YOU GIVE ME A GIRL TENT!
Be nice to my PC, too dagnabbit. No watchin my porn!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





*Dylan comes cliqueing in...on high heels*
Mast is definitely the shit. Finally meeting him and being able to hug him for real instead of just virtually gave me the never ending warm and fuzzies.
Mast, you's a sexay geek!





Sigh..guess I'll finally have to unlock him from my basement![]()
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
Cheers to that!
"Seeing the landscape at this superficial level only captures its boring uniformity, not allowing you to immerse yourself in the spirit of the place; for that you must stop at least several days."
~Che Guevara, "The Motorcycle Diaries"



I've come a long way since I believed in anything, and I've come half way around the world.
Where you come from is gone.
Where you thought you were going to was never there,
and where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
-Quote from a mix of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hot Rod"
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
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