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    deal makers and breakers?

    i'm just curious if there's any one trait that you either cannot say no to, or cannot say yes to? (apart from the obvious basic hygeine stuff of course)...i know that everyone has their preferences, and no one dancer will be right for everyone, but i'm fascinated by stuff like this, so i'm asking anyways

    i personally cannot say no to perfect, pale skin...the paler the better...bonus points for intensely coloured eyes and dark or bright hair...

    and i cannot say yes to excessively long nails (especially if they're obviously fake) or overdone toenails...nice and short, softly rounded, single colour please...
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    I can't say no to a South American accent, an Asian smile...or Kat!
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    2 things i can NOT say no ....

    1) A brunette with pale white skin ... Drives me nuts .. I really like Molly Parker and Julianne Nicholson, those are my types of ladies if I had to admit to such a thing. I will sample that everytime.


    2) LIke Yoda, but my preference is Russian ... I dig russian ladies and their delightful accents.

    So the perfect dancer would be a Russian woman who is a dead ringer for Molly Parker

    There is not much I cannot say yes to ... But if I had to choose I would say ... excessive tattos - Im sorry, they are just not my thing. I dont mind some tattoos but when u get into sleeves and really big tattos, I just find it not very attractive. Im sure that is not a popular opinion but what can i say? Of course I find personalized license plates annoying too ... I must be old!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I can't say no to a South American accent, an Asian smile...or Kat!
    Awww..............yoda still loves me!

    Deal breaker are girls who ignore me and only pay attention to the guys in the group. Deal makers can be anygirl who is physically fit, very friendly and sociable, and really funny. I like the "fun hustler" personality....

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Awww..............yoda still loves me!
    Was there ever any doubt?

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    Deal breaker are girls who ignore me and only pay attention to the guys in the group. Deal makers can be anygirl who is physically fit, very friendly and sociable, and really funny. I like the "fun hustler" personality....
    I've gone once or twice with dancers who just wanted to check out a new club and never had that problem. I do think it's more likely to happen with a group than with a couple. I like the fun hustler personality. I'm not looking for some "baby your so different from all the other middle aged, fat married guys" BS.
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    The fun hustlers are the best.

    Deal breaker: A chubby girl in an itsy bitsy string bikini strutting around the club in stripper heels. And I like all sizes but there is just something wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I've gone once or twice with dancers who just wanted to check out a new club and never had that problem. I do think it's more likely to happen with a group than with a couple. I like the fun hustler personality. I'm not looking for some "baby your so different from all the other middle aged, fat married guys" BS.
    Oh, I've been to the club with just one guy MANY times where its happened. No big deal though. And of course you like the fun hustler, we're very much alike and that's why we get along so well....

    Perhaps we'll actually have energy to hit a club and test this out next time you're in town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Red hair. Pale skin. Scathing wit.

    Someone like that on the board? Hmmm...no...not that I can think of...

    -gen
    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Oh, I've been to the club with just one guy MANY times where its happened.
    Well, obviously a case of dancer intimidation...you being just so damn hot that the girls are afraid they will fall in lust if they even look at you...


    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    No big deal though. And of course you like the fun hustler, we're very much alike and that's why we get along so well....
    Yes, yes, we both have excellent taste...

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    Perhaps we'll actually have energy to hit a club and test this out next time you're in town.
    Note to self: Find a gig in Austin...ASAP!
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Dang!!! That's 3 things I cannot say no to - the fun hustler, I am a sod for a fun hustler!!!

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    It doesn't matter if a girl has a smokin' bod. If she has bad teeth, that's a deal breaker for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar View Post
    Red hair. Pale skin. Scathing wit.
    hmmm...it appears we have similar tastes
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    Deal makers..

    Aussie or British accents.. for some reason a dancer wearing glasses seems to get to me most every time.. a goth look will catch my attention as long as it isn't overdone.. the Bettie Page look too.. and while I hate to be cliche'd, that damnable catholic school girl outfit never fails... curse you Brittany Spears.. pretty much any girl that looks like she's honestly enjoying herself.

    Deal Breakers...
    A glassy mindless stare.. particularly when coupled with a clueless laugh.. any time I see pelvic/hip/collar/shoulder whatever bones sticking out all heroin-chic like.. platinum blondes.. overly enhanced boobies.. any girl whose hustle starts out along the lines of "Oooh, I want to take you on a fantasy trip..." or "Ooooh I can make you feel so good..".. and pretty much any girl who isn't smiling or has that aloof snobby bitch look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Hey yoda... if I smile for ya, will you throw me some rent money?
    LJ: Should I find myself in the "tri-state area" someday you can probably bank on it...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Deal Makers
    • Black with a British Accent (Never expected this until it happened, good lord I may actually have a fetish)
    • Cultured, well spoken, intelligent, demure

    Deal Breakers
    • Obviously stupid
    • Rude (this is a lifetime ban)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    As I am happily retired, why not save yourself a trip out here and just send me a money order?
    LOL, sorry LJ, Kat is thew only retired stripper that I spend money on...

    ...ok, relax you pervs, it was just a couple of drinks....
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    ...ok, relax you pervs, it was just a couple of drinks....
    Sure, yoda, sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Hmm... well, how 'bout you buy some chocolate chip cookies from me! Mast can vouch for them - they're worth the $20/batch!
    Do you do oatmeal/raisin?
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Me I do a very nice chedder and chipolte shortbread. But no way anyone is getting those for $20.
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    For sure deals (I'm a complete sucker) ---

    Brunettes with dark smokey eyes

    Red heads with fair skin

    Deal breakers ---

    Anorexic chicks

    Blondes with over-inflated fake boobs

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    Bad teeth can kill the best body and sexiest attitude.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

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    I really don't have a type - there is no "deal maker" for me. Deal breakers (god I'm so negative) - I don't like dry hair or dry skin. Hey I'm tactilely oriented.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    penis = dealbreaker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I really don't have a type - there is no "deal maker" for me. Deal breakers (god I'm so negative) - I don't like dry hair or dry skin. Hey I'm tactilely oriented.


    "Tactilely oriented"?
    Do they make a Hallmark card for that?

    "We're so sorry to hear about your Tactile Orientation.......Get Well Soon!!!"


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    I think when the girl comes off as genuinely interested in you and is an open minded person who of course is SUPER sexy, I usually never say no. Looks 1st, all the other stuff very close to 1st.

    I always say no to dancers who come up to me and offer a dance right away, or they have bad breath due to smoking or just drank coffee backstage or something.
    Man oh man, what a trip it's been.

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