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    Default Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    So. True Story.

    A girl is talking to her boyfriend about tampons, and he evidently had no idea about tampons. I don't know how, but he evidently didn't realize how they were inserted. (Maybe he thought we clenched it between our labia or something?)

    She gives him a brief explanation of the tampon. His response:
    "Do you get turned on when you put it in?"
    "No... it's not... no, you really don't get turned on."
    "Not even a little, like right when you first put it in?"
    "No.." and she searches for a comparator. "If you were wrapping something around your penis, would you get turned on?"
    "Yes."
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    Default Re: Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    Huh. Because, I know it turns me on. Nothing excites me more than waiting to get my period, and making love with feminine hygeine products.

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    Default Re: Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    When I was young I thought they were used like he must have thought ("clenched" as it were!). Boy was I delighted when I found out how they were actually used!!! *SARCASM*

    This little vignette illustrates for me a major difference between (most) men and (most) women.

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    Default Re: Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    i just laughed hard enough to hurt myself

    is it wrong that i find it endearing that guys can be that clueless?
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    Doesn't surprise me that he said he'd get turned on if something was wrapped around his dick. Guys are strange like that.


    But forcibly shoving a wad of cotton up my bloody birth canal? Not sexy.



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    The sad thing is all of my ex-boyfriends, and the current one too, have asked me that.

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    Weird.

    Reminds me of vipon the vibrating tampon from SNL.
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    Default Re: Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    Also true story. Girl in high school (15 years old) insisted that for a guy going #1 should have the same feeling as sex. And should add she was in no ways innocent in these matters.

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    This is actually the punchline of a slam for a guy who's bad in bed- You tell your girlfriends, "I've gotten more pleasure out of inserting a tampon than f*cking him."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    Huh. Because, I know it turns me on. Nothing excites me more than waiting to get my period, and making love with feminine hygeine products.

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    Default Re: Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    Okay... honestly... um... when I was little (like, 6th grade or earlier), I was horrified by the idea of tampons. I thought it was like sex. Of course, this was AFTER I realized what a tampon even was... Um, You know the kind without an applicator? Yea, the string is like a loop... or at it USED to be... I found it under the sink, unwrapped it, and wore it around my neck. It magically dissappeared shortly thereafter and NOW I'm thinking my mom stole it! She stole my effin' necklace!
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    Well many guys often think that we should have screaming orgasms from them inserting their penis into us, and nothing more has to be done. So I'm not suprised. Woman 101: Clitoris and tampons.

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    Default Re: Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    Woman 101 LOl it should be compulsory for all men.

    Tampons frighten me they dont turn me on

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    And I printed this out to present it to the story teller. (Well I copied it and emailed, minus stripperweb references so it would be work safe).

    Everyone was delighted.
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    Default Re: Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post

    But forcibly shoving a wad of cotton up my bloody birth canal? Not sexy.
    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    Huh. Because, I know it turns me on. Nothing excites me more than waiting to get my period, and making love with feminine hygeine products.



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    Default Re: Do you get turned on when you put it in?

    Bwhahahahaha! Wow, I bet that guy is GREAT in bed!

    Dude, 90% of women cannot get off on vaginal intercourse alone. All the nerve endings are in the clit, not the vag.

    That's like asking a guy if wiping his ass makes him hard. LOL, Dude needs more information...

    If we had as many nerve endings in our vagina that a man has in his penis, childbirth would be impossible and likely deadly.


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