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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewels69 View Post
    Don't take it personal its been all in jest and just about every nationality has made it in somewhere in this topic.And I'm sure there are different nationalities viewing these and no one seems to mind. In this wacked out world ya got to be able to laugh even at yourself. Nothing personal has been said because, Only children attack personally.
    Definately. I actually love Irish jokes(I'm Irish). And a lot do have a grain of truth...but that doesnt make them less funny. They are funny BECAUSE of that. People are way too sensitive sometimes. If someone is saying something to be nasty or racist thats one thing..but sometimes a joke is just a joke. Lighten up!

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    Awesome.

    Well my stand is firm on it. I get a lil' tired of hearing how polish people are fucking stupid and we are called names etc.

    I'm not turning this thread into a "tart needs to lighten up " or nit picking. Just pointing out,it's not always found in good taste.

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    It's the same way when people keep saying Natives are drunks! I get sick of hearing it too. I just chalk it up to people not knowing the whole story behind our culture. But it's alos fun to run with it. "Redskin hears sirens and says 'hey cousin! Your ride's here!!'" haha! But it's just making fun of other's ignorance. Sometimes when I hear Don Burnstick (Native comedian), it makes me feel a bit better when I hear really rude comments by those who don't know.
    I understand how you feel Tart. And I don't mean to make this into a racist thread or anything.

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    But it's just making fun of other's ignorance. .
    YES! Thats exactly how I see it. It's highlighting how stupid stereotypes are.

    If we got rid off all jokes that were stereotypes or could be offensive to someone...we wouldnt have many jokes left. I laugh at Irish jokes, blonde jokes,stripper jokes..whatever...unless it is blatently coming from a place of hate..funny is funny.

    And for the record...Tart I wasnt saying YOU need to lighten up...I was saying people in general need to lighten up

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    Which club? Jumbo's?
    Duhhh...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Duhhh...
    Because, you know, Courtney Love used to work there. And she has big boobs.

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    newbie asking the costume lady if she could please sell her ONE shoe.
    you must have a single shoe at your shop at least.

    are there that many one legged strippers out there that they would have a surplus of single shoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    Um yah. Polish girl here <---- polish jokes are racist and NOT fucking funny . thank you
    Not sure if you realize, but the thing I related wasn't a "Polish joke" #1, and #2, the smart one in the entire scenario was the Polish gal.

    I can't help that the actual girl in the scenario had a Polish accent. I wonder if you'd have even noticed/commented if she had, say, a Russian accent but all else remained the same.

    Anyhow, I'm with Cameron: I'm a mick/kraut/frog and never take seriously the endless Irish jokes out there (I generally laugh at them) -- and likewise, can pretty much suss out the difference between a comment made of malice and one just meant to rib.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    YOu know when I went in there I didn't drop a ton but we got 5 or 6 dances and then the girl up and left. said it was her best night ever.
    I'm sure it was. I've never seen anyone get a lapdance at Jumbo's, it's a stage club! I've heard that they do them, but I hang out there a lot and I've never seen it once.

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    I'm sure it was. I've never seen anyone get a lapdance at Jumbo's, it's a stage club! I've heard that they do them, but I hang out there a lot and I've never seen it once.
    You have too seen that! When we were there a guy was getting a dance from 2 girls in that little couch closet thing next to us!!

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    Really? I didn't notice. I must have been drunk. Or I was just distracted by the hotness of Cameron Keys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Really? I didn't notice. I must have been drunk. Or I was just distracted by the hotness of Cameron Keys!
    Gee..think we were drunk by then??? We were drinking mystery beer at Jumbos!! I think that qualifies!

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    Stripper A: "OMG I'm so happy I finally stopped doing coke at work!"

    Stripper B: "Really!?! How did you manage that?"

    Stripper A: "Well now I take X instead!"

    **WOW because X is so much better then coke!?!?**

    (same Stripper A different convo)

    Stripper A: "Listen if any of your custo's wanna blowjob just send them to me"

    ::Then she opens her purse and shows us a bunch of condoms::

    Stripper A: "You can also send them to me if they wanna fuck too!"


    .....


    Me talking to a newbie dancer


    Me: "So how did you do tonight? Any better then last night?" (she hadn't made hardly any money the night before)

    Newbie: "No I just don't understand how to make money off these guys I'm talking to"

    Me: "Well what kind of guys do you talk to normally?"

    Newbie: "OH only the young guys, I can't talk to old guys! I mean what would we talk about!?!!? Their pacemakers?!!?"


    LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinydancer85 View Post
    Newbie: "OH only the young guys, I can't talk to old guys! I mean what would we talk about!?!!? Their pacemakers?!!?"

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    New girl: "What do you do when you get your period and you're dancing nude?"

    (it must have been her first day dancing nude I guess)

    Me: "You wear a tampon and tuck the string inside you. Some girls like to cut it but you have to be careful that you leave some so you can pull it out."

    Her: "But how do you get it out?"

    Me: "Ummm you reach inside yourself and dig it out."

    Her: "Eww I hate the way the inside of my pussy feels."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I'm sure it was. I've never seen anyone get a lapdance at Jumbo's, it's a stage club! I've heard that they do them, but I hang out there a lot and I've never seen it once.
    They do it over in the corner by the lil' curtain ( on the right side by the tables ) there is a pole and they basically dance hanging onto that since it's no contact.

    The girl was hot though

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHairedGirl View Post
    Not sure if you realize, but the thing I related wasn't a "Polish joke" #1, and #2, the smart one in the entire scenario was the Polish gal.

    I can't help that the actual girl in the scenario had a Polish accent. I wonder if you'd have even noticed/commented if she had, say, a Russian accent but all else remained the same.

    Anyhow, I'm with Cameron: I'm a mick/kraut/frog and never take seriously the endless Irish jokes out there (I generally laugh at them) -- and likewise, can pretty much suss out the difference between a comment made of malice and one just meant to rib.
    I wasn't referring to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer View Post

    Pissed off girl: "And get strange penis on my face? No thanks!"
    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    Oh thanks! I don't know who it's supposed to be, but isn't she pretty?"


    You guys crack me up!!

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    Didn't see till now, but regarding the "Polish joke thing".... yea obviously I'm not racist (maybe it's not obvious on a msg board, who knows) it just reminded me of Polish jokes...personally I've never met anyone that met that stereotype, I actually didn't kno what was so funny until someone told me it was a stereotype, and yea no one is laughing at anything racist over here. Altho ppl make the same kindsa jokes about
    "dumb blondes"...now THOSE are funny, some of 'em. Altho I might get chewed out for comparing blonde jokes and Polish jokes. However that was a funny fucking conversation the Polish girl had with the other. That's all, thanks.
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    Dancer #1 has new hood piercing.


    Dancer #2. Did that hurt?

    #1. Not so much as I thought it would...

    #2. Can I see?

    #1 opens legs

    #2. OOOOOOOOOH! But they couldnt do that to me... I don't have that.

    #1 While, I DO have a large hood, but i'm sure that its fine...

    #2 opens legs.
    #2 I mean... WHERE Would they do that! Which one of these is my clitoris?

    #1 is dumbstruck. Tries to verbally explain it.
    #2 looks confused
    #1 points.
    #2 So I pee out of that one too? Hey you learn something new every day!
    #1 Uh No. Points out clitoris VERY Close so there's no mistake, and hurries out to wash her hands. I think i heard her laughing in the bathroom.

    OMFG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    One of the younger dancers (19 at the time) walked into the DR before her shift to get ready. It was the end of my shift, and I was headed out. She was wearing a t-shirt with a David Bowie print on it. "Hey, cool t-shirt!" I said.She replied:"Oh thanks! I don't know who it's supposed to be, but isn't she pretty?"
    OMG! I couldn't stop laughing! lol I had something like this happen. I'd gotten a catalog in the mail and was looking at it while it was slow at work, and was telling one of my coworkers about this cool shirt I'd seen in there that had the whole Abbott & Costello "Who's On First" routine printed on the shirt. This girl, bless her heart, couldn't have been more than 19 or so, asked who Abbott and Costello were. Sorry, but I'd thought people knew about the routine at least...I know I like older comedians but geez. lol
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    i about died when a young girl at work told me she didnt know who cindy lauper was....im like....my childhood idol?!

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    Oh, I can top that. I was at work once and said I was in the mood to play Billy Idol, and a fully-grown stripper looked at me with a blank expression and said, "Who the fuck is Billy Idol?"

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    She's been ordered to either do two days in jail or do volunteer work.

    "I ain't volunteering cause they tell me to, fuck if I volunteer for something it'll be because I fuckin want to. I'm just gonna go spend a weekend in the jail, they got hot water and flush toilets and I'll, like, fast. It'll be a little detox vacation. You couldn't pay me to feed those fucking lazy people." (in reference to the food bank/soup kitchen).



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    A surprisingly high number of people seem to have no idea who David Bowie is, which irks me cause he's awesome.

    In a similar vein as that. My younger sister was into Marilyn Manson in HS. We went to an amusement park w/ our parents & happened to see someone wearing the Manson shirt where he's wearing the latex to look a woman. So I point out that someone's wearing a Manson shirt & my mother says "I can't believe they're wearing a shirt w/ a naked woman on it". My sister & I started laughing & then tried to explain to her that it actually was a man.

    I was working at a store a couple of years ago & another clerk & I were excited that Champagne Supernova came on & we started talking about Oasis. This kid who's all of 17 asks "who's Oasis?". I felt old.

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