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    ^^ You work with Britney Spears???


    Chick in the dressing room on the phone yesterday

    "I was NOT cheating on you..I was just fucking him when you walked in"

    ???? Ok...obviously it isnt an open relationship if he's accusing her of cheating so what the hell DOES she consider cheating???

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    ^^ You work with Britney Spears???...

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    Yea really Lena, that was on some Other shit!

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    "Oh, bleaching your hair blonde isn't premanent it will just wash out."
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    "I think my boyfriend might be pimping me. How do you know for sure?"

    I couldn't even listen to the rest of the convo, I HAD to walk out before I said something really mean.

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    ^^^ uhh.. she had to ask??? wow.

    i finally have one...

    so i'm eating a protein bar in the corner.... and i hear, "e_ _ _ _, what are you eating??"
    "a protein bar."
    "isn't protein the stuff that makes you fat????"
    another dancer chimes in, "No, SODIUM makes you fat!"

    i threw my hands up and didn't even bother.

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    Haha, these are great!

    On my first day at a new club, one dancer says to her friend about me, "Where'd she come from?"

    Geez, at least wait until I leave the dressing room to start talking about me!






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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    "I was NOT cheating on you..I was just fucking him when you walked in"
    bahahahahahahahah that is most definately a sig quote!

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    see my message below, I meant to quote but I didn't.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    So tonight this girl was going on and on about how she got this new dog and she has to beat the shit out of it every day to make it respect her and blah blah blah beating the shit out of the dog, which her boyfriend would be doing for her, but he's in jail for beating her. THEN she starts bitching that her babies daddy, who has full custody, won't let her have the kids anymore just because her boyfriend beats her sometimes ("god, what does he think that just cause johnny hits me when we fight he's gonna hurt little kids?!") and she drives drunk a lot and lost her licence and drives around with no license now.

    And everyone in the dressing room is agreeing with her! Like, yeah, can't imagine why he wouldn't want the kids riding around with you driving drunk and beating the dog while your boyfriend beats you!

    Then she goes on to say that he's playing head games with her because he told her that the kids miss her and wish she'd call. So she told him if the kids mentioned her he should call so they can talk to her, but he said she was so inconsistant that he didn't want to do that to them. Makes sense to me, but she's like, "well I get up and I come to work and I don't think about my kids while I'm at work cause I'm thinking about working and getting drunk, and then they're asleep. How hard would it be for him to pick up the phone and call me if the kids miss me?"

    She goes on to say that she's going to court soon to try to get custody of them.

    And STILL, everyone's like, "ooh girl, that judge's gonna set him straight, everyone knows strippers are the best moms cause we work when our kids are asleep an we make lots of money."
    geeze. thats where all the bad stripper stereotypes come from.


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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."
    oh yeah siggy time
    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    As I was walking by the dressing room to the little girl's room, I heard this gem:

    Stripper: "And that wasn't the first time I lost my panties while bull-riding."



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    I've been quoted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    So tonight this girl was going on and on about how she got this new dog and she has to beat the shit out of it every day to make it respect her and blah blah blah beating the shit out of the dog, which her boyfriend would be doing for her, but he's in jail for beating her. THEN she starts bitching that her babies daddy, who has full custody, [snip!]
    And STILL, everyone's like, "ooh girl, that judge's gonna set him straight, everyone knows strippers are the best moms cause we work when our kids are asleep an we make lots of money."
    Wow. I can totally see this conversation going on at my old club.

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    I have two from tonight. Gotta love the ghetto clubs for this sort of thing!

    Obese Stripper: Girl, you wearing panties?
    REALLY Obese Stripper: Naw, girl, that's why you smell my pussy all the way over there.
    Obese Stripper: Well put your damn thong on, bitch, we gettin' flies up in here.
    (And there actually were a couple of flies in the room.)

    My other favorite from tonight...

    Ugly Stripper (on the phone): "Goodbye, Jason. GOODBYE. You're a fucking asshole and I'm not talking to you no more. GOODBYE. GOODBYE. GOODBYE. I'm hanging up. GOODBYE. GOODBYE. (soft pleading voice)... Whaaat?"

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    [quote=Yekhefah;1309366]I have two from tonight. Gotta love the ghetto clubs for this sort of thing!

    Obese Stripper: Girl, you wearing panties?
    REALLY Obese Stripper: Naw, girl, that's why you smell my pussy all the way over there.
    Obese Stripper: Well put your damn thong on, bitch, we gettin' flies up in here.
    (And there actually were a couple of flies in the room.)

    [quote]

    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    End of the night:
    "ooooooh shit. I'm gonna go home, get high, and play with my kitten!"

    and she did mean her pet kitten.

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    screaming into the phone . . .

    "Boy, get ahold of so-and-so, I make a killer and wanna get me some drugs tonight!"


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    That reminds me! "Do you think the judge will notice I was smoking a blunt in my red-light photo when I contest running the light?" ...and she held up a picture of herself holding a big fat one with two fingers with a surprised look on her face.

    Naaah he won't notice one bit.


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    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

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    LMAO!!!^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    That reminds me! "Do you think the judge will notice I was smoking a blunt in my red-light photo when I contest running the light?" ...and she held up a picture of herself holding a big fat one with two fingers with a surprised look on her face.

    Naaah he won't notice one bit.
    OMFG! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hearts View Post
    End of the night:
    "ooooooh shit. I'm gonna go home, get high, and play with my kitten!"

    and she did mean her pet kitten.
    wait! I thought we all did this when we went home?

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    "I could have torn off your pants and eaten your pussy so fast you wouldn't have time to moan!"

    That was a new one. She then wrestled the dancer she directed that to to the floor.

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    "I had to come to work. Bitches, please, it is too cold out there to be ho'ing."



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    oh my god these have been some of the most hilarious stories i've heard! I'm really needing to be in bed but had to add this one. I'm sitting in the DR with a couple of girls when one of our older dancers pipes up "I think someone's out to get me. The police keep pulling me over for no reason at all! I haven't done anything wrong!". One of the other girls in the room says "Well it might be because you have plastic sheeting over your back window." The poor older dancer had a busted out rear window that she had covered up with that stuff you lay down when you paint.

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    Dumb chick after being told she better stay off the road after drinking, "Oh, it's ok I drink about 18 of these (Bailey's and coffee) a day and drive. Bailey's doesn't have any alcohol in it."

    Uh, ok, just make sure you leave before me, lol.

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