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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    ^ oh, those girls? I call them "the unluckiest girls in the world". They are the kind of people whose lives are so void of meaning and fulfillment that they fill it up with drama and petty tragedy. Avoid them! They are emotional vampires!
    Oh my, I love those girls. I ignore them an giggle to myself when someone is roped into listening to their 'sob story of the day'.

    I think one started talking to me and I was like, "Wow, your life must really suck if you have never once said anything positive about anything in your life. How can you ever be happy when you find fault in everything?"

    Pissed her off, but funny enough a week later she said she was trying this new thing where she stopped complaining and seeing if it made her life improve. o_o


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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    ^ oh, those girls? I call them "the unluckiest girls in the world". They are the kind of people whose lives are so void of meaning and fulfillment that they fill it up with drama and petty tragedy. Avoid them! They are emotional vampires!
    Yeah, obviously. One day she was looking in my direction while she was bitching, so I asked her if she was talking to me. She said she wasn't, and since then I don't listen to anything she says. Last night I walked into the DR and she was there, bitching to HERSELF. Like, alone. She's like, "Don't mind me, girl. I'm not crazy, I just talk to myself sometimes.". I just pretend she's not there now.

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    OMG! I cant stop laughing! I wish i could think of a good one 7 years of stripping Ive thought a thousand times Jesus i wish I could have recorded that.

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    Oh! I just thought of a good one.
    "Then Snoop dog was behind me fucking me and I was just like kinda bored and all of a sudden We are the world starts playing on his laptop."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    I "overhear" a LOT of bitching from this one girl in particular. I can't even remember the shit she says, but it's always a nonsensical, long-winded rant about nothing important to NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. It's like her Bitch Switch is always ON and never turns OFF. She is a cloud of negativity. I want to sew her mouth shut. \
    She just bitches at the air, I think. Nobody makes eye contact.
    *phew* I had to get that off my chest.
    Bwuahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by robinbanks View Post
    Oh! I just thought of a good one.
    "Then Snoop dog was behind me fucking me and I was just like kinda bored and all of a sudden We are the world starts playing on his laptop."


    I overheard a girl talking a mile a minute in the dressing room about how Freemasons rule the world (Masonic conspiracies.) My jaw actually dropped.

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    tonight...

    one girl was talking about some case she had, how the district attorney was a "complete" jackass, yada yada yada

    so the girl she was talking too says, "oh, it's easy to beat the system. i watch law & order like almost every day and i know the system like the back of my hand!"
    she was serious.

    so i called her McCoy the rest of the night.

    she didn't get it. =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post


    I overheard a girl talking a mile a minute in the dressing room about how Freemasons rule the world (Masonic conspiracies.) My jaw actually dropped.
    They don't? http://www.livevideo.com/video/MikeN...-the-ston.aspx
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    I finally have one!

    Said to me as I was getting on stage by a 19 year old meth head:

    If that guy comes up to your rack, he'll tip you really well if you get in front of him doggy style and make your fingers disappear. I went with my first reaction which was to tell her, "Don't do that! That's disgusting! Just... don't!"
    She laughed like I was kidding as she got off stage but I continued to stare at her and shake my head until she got that I was not kidding.

    Ugh, I immediately wiped everything down with Windex... again.

    The worst part about it was two nights later I'm dancing and I realize the customer who she was talking about (and who tipped me very well for NOT getting down on my knees and making my fingers "disappear") works at the club as doorman/cook.

    Sigh.

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    overheard tonight:

    Me: I feel so bad, I farted on stage in front of a customer who was tipping real well. I think he smelled it cause he got up and left.
    Her: Oh, that's not bad. Let me tell you about the time I shit on stage....


    and she proceeded to tell me the story. it was quite amusing, I must say. She was prairie-dogging it and went to shake her ass in some guy's face and he tried to smack her ass, so she recoiled, but at the same time, ended up shitting...some of which ended up in his lap. Ahh yes, sweet revenge. lol
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    EWWWW^ holy shit (no pun intended) thats bad/gross!!!

    If I was holding it in that bad I'd just walk off. what did the guy do?!

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    i have a few from my visit to work the other night.

    im standing there talking to 2 girls, and i showed them my new boobs. another girl, who swears she doesnt have a coke habit, but she's just "on that coffee.. like literally (said leeeeeetteraly), i have to have coffee like every 5 minutes," looks at me and goes "oh wow did you just get those today?" yup, princess, i just walked in from the surgeons office.

    then i'm sitting in the office and joking about this girl who (is now fired) everyone knew was a huge cokehead. the manager crushed up some tylenol and had it out in the desk in the office (he was absentmindedly playing with it, thinking nothing of it) and the girl walks in and starts BEGGING for some, then CLIMBS up on the table and snorts it. we were joking about her, and this other girl goes, "do you get high off snorting tylenol?"

    and lastly, we pay out $10 per topless dance. this girl walks in and hands the manager a hundred dollar bill and says she did 3 topless. he gives her 3 20s and starts counting 1s to give her another 10. she's like "you only owe me $60." he goes "oh really? think about that." so it takes her a minute, and she finally realizes he owes her 70. and she says "whatever, $60 is more than $70 anyway."

    i work at a circus, in case anyone was wondering. three ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    she says "whatever, $60 is more than $70 anyway."
    wow. future nasa scientist you have there!!

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    according to her, he didn't even notice cause it was so dark and/or he was too drunk.

    I LOL'ed pretty hard though. Can you imagine being that custie? You get home and instead of smelling like stripper, you smell like poo. hehehehehe.

    EWWWW^ holy shit (no pun intended) thats bad/gross!!!

    If I was holding it in that bad I'd just walk off. what did the guy do?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shane333 View Post
    Said to me as I was getting on stage by a 19 year old meth head:

    If that guy comes up to your rack, he'll tip you really well if you get in front of him doggy style and make your fingers disappear.
    ......

    The worst part about it was two nights later I'm dancing and I realize the customer who she was talking about (and who tipped me very well for NOT getting down on my knees and making my fingers "disappear") works at the club as doorman/cook.
    hmm. Maybe she was joking? Thought you'd recognize him and laugh?

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    My very drunk, very best friend got stiffed on some dances and was talking about it in the locker room.

    "I'm going to make him bleed from the face - forever!"

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    this really nasty looking chick walked into the dressing room, took her thong off, and proceeded to hand wash it in the sink with just water..no soap. After she was done she took out her blow dryer and dried it and then put it in the cabinet under the sink and then went to her locker and put on a new one and went back on the floor. I swear to god the entire dressing smelled like nasty sweaty pussy for the rest of the night, it was disgusting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily366 View Post
    this really nasty looking chick walked into the dressing room, took her thong off, and proceeded to hand wash it in the sink with just water..no soap. After she was done she took out her blow dryer and dried it and then put it in the cabinet under the sink and then went to her locker and put on a new one and went back on the floor. I swear to god the entire dressing smelled like nasty sweaty pussy for the rest of the night, it was disgusting!
    You shouldn't be using soap on your vagina... it disrupts the PH balance and makes it get infections.

    OH! THE THONG!!

    EWWWWWWWWW!


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    You shouldn't be using soap on your vagina... it disrupts the PH balance and makes it get infections.

    Really? I've never heard of that, I always use soap and I've never had a problem.


    Now back to our regular thread.........

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    Really? I've never heard of that, I always use soap and I've never had a problem.


    Now back to our regular thread.........
    Soap (among other things) can disrupt the pH in your vagina, increasing your chances of yeast infections. Our vaginas are actually really sensitive to all sorts of stimuli (obviously some women have fewer problems than others). Even hormonal birth control can cause problems. I was on the pill for four years, and during my final year I started getting yeast infections (and acne started showing up again!) I switched to a different bc, and everything is back to normal. Sometimes your body goes through hormonal changes that can disrupt your pH. That's why many pregnant women get yeast infections.

    Eating yogurt, taking Acidophillus supplements, and avoiding soap IN the vagina (along with making sure baby wipes stay OUTSIDE the vagina) are some of the ways to prevent problems. Also, making sure your vagina is dry as often as possible (after a shower, for instance) also helps prevent problems.

    Oh, and the most obvious: don't use douches. EVER.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candidiasis

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    Who puts soap IN their vagina? I certainly wouldn't want to be around a woman who didn't wash the outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Who puts soap IN their vagina? I certainly wouldn't want to be around a woman who didn't wash the outside.
    In your vagina? Never! But I've always washed with soap. And douching is the worst, never have, never wil.

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    Yha....I wash the outside of my vagina, and I don't care if it is bad for it, not doing so is nasty.

    OT: Last Thursday this one chick was bitching and bitching and thinking she was so cool for stealing and beating people up. And the people around her were like "ohhh yha, man I would have kicked her ass". Nothing really laugh worthy but really immature and obnoxious.

    I walked in the the DR like 4 hours later and the same chick was still talking about how she beat this girl up with some other people.

    At the end of the night she was THEN bitching about the DJ being racist and never putting her up on stage....hmm....maybe he doesn't put her up there because he doesn't even know she's effing there since she's ALWAYS in the DR.

    ARGHHHH shut up!!!
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    The daytime housemom has all these pictures on her locker of her in her dancing days, and she looks absolutely gorgeous, almost like a different person. Two former dancers from my club were visiting the night time housemom and saw them, and one went "OMG, is that (the daytime housemom)?" and the other goes "Yea, before her ugliness ate her from the inside out"

    I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

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    I have two!

    first one:

    (About five to ten dancers in the dressing room)
    One dancer asks, "whats 7 times 20?"
    *silence*
    (in my head I'm thinking, umm 140. But choose to stay out of the conversation.)
    *more silence*
    After a couple wrong answers one girl says, "140. 7 times 2... 14."
    Followed by another girl saying, "No, that's wrong."
    Followed by an arguement.
    I walked out.


    second one:

    I come in around 9pm. Girl on phone:
    "Yeah, you were right, you're my baby's daddy. I DNA tested my man and two other guys. So come in tonight and spit in a cup for me so I can get you tested. Hurry up because I'm leaving at ten and have a private party (code for turning a trick) to do. Hopefully you're the daddy because the state won't let me have her while I'm with my man. Maybe if you're the daddy that could change."


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